Weird ad on gumtree - snail crushing model wanted!

At least the folks on gumtree have some subtlety unlike *shudder* craigslist. There are certain images one can never forget.

Animal cruelty: marker for violent criminal. Hopefully the police noticed this.

What about this one? I think it’s meant to be for some romantic gesture, in which case it’s…not that romantic. Any other ideas?

“Only require ankle down shots “

I wonder if they’d accept guys if they shave before the photo shoot… Heck for $80 I’d paint my toenails too.

LSWCHP said :

What’s the issue? Some people have a project. It involves crushing snails. Specifically, it involves women crushing snails. They want to take some pics of the crushing, and they’re prepared to nickel up for the pics.

I think that you and I must move in very different circles, LSWCHP.

What’s the issue? Some people have a project. It involves crushing snails. Specifically, it involves women crushing snails. They want to take some pics of the crushing, and they’re prepared to nickel up for the pics.

As a dedicated tomato grower and snail crusher, I just wish I’d thought of this first.

I wonder how many out of the 242 visitors took the cash and started squashing?

I feel slightly disturbed by this posting.

Where are the animal libbers?

I assume the need the photos as part of a Canberra Organic Gardening Pest Control Advertising campaign?

I also note in the Gumtree advert that the pin is centred on Parliament house…