What drugs are the best business in Canberra?

BimboGeek said :

Don’t forget to account for all the freebies you’ll be giving to Canberra’s crack squad of crack whores. Since no self-respecting drug user wants to date drug dealers and non drug users aren’t likely to consider you their “type” you’re down to crack whores or regular whores – and crack whores will find you.

I think its drug sluts that want freebies. Whores know the value of cash and pay with ATM fed $50 note’s. No fuss. The only down side being their working hours requires a night shift. Far from being a drain they represent a trusted, profitable client, who can provide referrals for new customers and repeat business. They are VIP clients and will be catered to as such.

BimboGeek said :

Don’t forget to account for all the freebies you’ll be giving to Canberra’s crack squad of crack whores. Since no self-respecting drug user wants to date drug dealers and non drug users aren’t likely to consider you their “type” you’re down to crack whores or regular whores – and crack whores will find you.

I doubt that a canker sore counts as a freebie

NSWCC assistant director Mark Standen thought he knew a thing or two about being a drug dealer and was found guilty in the NSW Supreme Court of “conspiring to import $120 million worth of pseudoephedrine…”

What an idiot.

Don’t forget to account for all the freebies you’ll be giving to Canberra’s crack squad of crack whores. Since no self-respecting drug user wants to date drug dealers and non drug users aren’t likely to consider you their “type” you’re down to crack whores or regular whores – and crack whores will find you.

PBO said :

P.S. the pic is very misleading as you cannot buy anything that would fill those bags for $20.

$20 is for phone credit. I plan to steal my first stash with the help of Tooks.

grunge_hippy said :

what was that stuff that miley cyrus got busted smoking? salvia? wtf is that?

you smoke it, it makes you trip out for a couple of minutes. from the videos i’ve seen, the trips are pretty intense…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6JJeG1AohI

what was that stuff that miley cyrus got busted smoking? salvia? wtf is that?

troll-sniffer said :

Cocaine is probably your best choice, as the top level dealers are a little less nasty and there are a multitude of chemical processes to hide/store it that are unlikely to be detected unless intel is provided.

And that’s where the problem arises. Intel. Not many drug busts are actually made as a result of blind or opportunistic investigation, most rely on someone getting paid or seeking favours for information that has come their way. So, you probably need to either be well-enough in to a cartel to be more valuable than your hide alone or be well enough liked for a while until pure greed sees you come undone, or.. feared enough to not have to fear the cartels yourself, and that’s very frickin unlikely.

Of course, with decent financial backing and a brain the size of Queensland you could probably outwit both the cartels and the authorities and make a moderate pile of motzah, enough to retire to a villa by the ocean and never have to work again. Investing in a couple of yachts and a remotely piloted/autonomous submersible pod for later retrieval would probably work, but you’d be looking at a five year plan to get all the details sorted.

Easier just to work for a living in the long run, saves the hassle of spending the rest of your life looking over your shoulder in case someone foundf out.

Never thought I’d see “brain” and “Queensland” in the same sentence…

There’s a new drug doing the rounds called “cake”, sounds interesting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8dBo-GcrXU

“I’m putting together a business plan for my crime gang and still have some unanswered questions”.

That is gold.

feeonar said :

WOW #PBO silly me went and looked up what Jenkem is!

“fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes.”

Very glad I am not one of those cool kids!

But its good sh*t!

Cocaine is probably your best choice, as the top level dealers are a little less nasty and there are a multitude of chemical processes to hide/store it that are unlikely to be detected unless intel is provided.

And that’s where the problem arises. Intel. Not many drug busts are actually made as a result of blind or opportunistic investigation, most rely on someone getting paid or seeking favours for information that has come their way. So, you probably need to either be well-enough in to a cartel to be more valuable than your hide alone or be well enough liked for a while until pure greed sees you come undone, or.. feared enough to not have to fear the cartels yourself, and that’s very frickin unlikely.

Of course, with decent financial backing and a brain the size of Queensland you could probably outwit both the cartels and the authorities and make a moderate pile of motzah, enough to retire to a villa by the ocean and never have to work again. Investing in a couple of yachts and a remotely piloted/autonomous submersible pod for later retrieval would probably work, but you’d be looking at a five year plan to get all the details sorted.

Easier just to work for a living in the long run, saves the hassle of spending the rest of your life looking over your shoulder in case someone foundf out.

Classified said :

PBO said :

Jenkem. Be the first, apparently all the cool kids are doing it. Charge what you want.

Awesome. I too would like to see people using jenkem.

Just in case. FYI

http://www.erowid.org/ask/ask.php?ID=3113

WOW #PBO silly me went and looked up what Jenkem is!

“fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes.”

Very glad I am not one of those cool kids!

I think you’ll be best to go with pot, but subsidise that income with good quality pills and anything else the raver set (I assume that’s still an active sub-culture here?) is keen on downing to improve the music.

Either that or you could try to commercialise whippits…

PBO said :

Jenkem. Be the first, apparently all the cool kids are doing it. Charge what you want.

Awesome. I too would like to see people using jenkem.

P.S. the pic is very misleading as you cannot buy anything that would fill those bags for $20.

Jenkem. Be the first, apparently all the cool kids are doing it. Charge what you want.