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What drugs are the best business in Canberra?

By fgzk - 16 August 2011 28

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I’m putting together a business plan for my crime gang and still have some unanswered questions. A brief read of “The Illicit Drug Data Report (IDDR) 2009–10” has forced me to change my plans.

Originally I thought Pot was a good choice as it didn’t require a gun and the minion’s might be pleasantly useful.

Unfortunately whilst Cannabis remains the dominant illicit drug in Australia in terms of arrests, seizures and use, actual cannabis use has declined.

So which drug or combination of drugs is best to deal?

Which drug has the best minion’s and cashed up clients?

What’s Your opinion?


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What drugs are the best business in Canberra?
BimboGeek 9:45 am 17 Aug 11

Don’t forget to account for all the freebies you’ll be giving to Canberra’s crack squad of crack whores. Since no self-respecting drug user wants to date drug dealers and non drug users aren’t likely to consider you their “type” you’re down to crack whores or regular whores – and crack whores will find you.

fgzk 9:03 am 17 Aug 11

PBO said :

P.S. the pic is very misleading as you cannot buy anything that would fill those bags for $20.

$20 is for phone credit. I plan to steal my first stash with the help of Tooks.

ohmygoy 7:33 am 17 Aug 11

grunge_hippy said :

what was that stuff that miley cyrus got busted smoking? salvia? wtf is that?

you smoke it, it makes you trip out for a couple of minutes. from the videos i’ve seen, the trips are pretty intense…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6JJeG1AohI

grunge_hippy 10:10 pm 16 Aug 11

what was that stuff that miley cyrus got busted smoking? salvia? wtf is that?

Mental Health Worker 9:02 pm 16 Aug 11

troll-sniffer said :

Cocaine is probably your best choice, as the top level dealers are a little less nasty and there are a multitude of chemical processes to hide/store it that are unlikely to be detected unless intel is provided.

And that’s where the problem arises. Intel. Not many drug busts are actually made as a result of blind or opportunistic investigation, most rely on someone getting paid or seeking favours for information that has come their way. So, you probably need to either be well-enough in to a cartel to be more valuable than your hide alone or be well enough liked for a while until pure greed sees you come undone, or.. feared enough to not have to fear the cartels yourself, and that’s very frickin unlikely.

Of course, with decent financial backing and a brain the size of Queensland you could probably outwit both the cartels and the authorities and make a moderate pile of motzah, enough to retire to a villa by the ocean and never have to work again. Investing in a couple of yachts and a remotely piloted/autonomous submersible pod for later retrieval would probably work, but you’d be looking at a five year plan to get all the details sorted.

Easier just to work for a living in the long run, saves the hassle of spending the rest of your life looking over your shoulder in case someone foundf out.

Never thought I’d see “brain” and “Queensland” in the same sentence…

Ben_Dover 4:40 pm 16 Aug 11

There’s a new drug doing the rounds called “cake”, sounds interesting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8dBo-GcrXU

EvanJames 4:21 pm 16 Aug 11

“I’m putting together a business plan for my crime gang and still have some unanswered questions”.

That is gold.

PBO 4:17 pm 16 Aug 11

feeonar said :

WOW #PBO silly me went and looked up what Jenkem is!

“fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes.”

Very glad I am not one of those cool kids!

But its good sh*t!

troll-sniffer 4:07 pm 16 Aug 11

Cocaine is probably your best choice, as the top level dealers are a little less nasty and there are a multitude of chemical processes to hide/store it that are unlikely to be detected unless intel is provided.

And that’s where the problem arises. Intel. Not many drug busts are actually made as a result of blind or opportunistic investigation, most rely on someone getting paid or seeking favours for information that has come their way. So, you probably need to either be well-enough in to a cartel to be more valuable than your hide alone or be well enough liked for a while until pure greed sees you come undone, or.. feared enough to not have to fear the cartels yourself, and that’s very frickin unlikely.

Of course, with decent financial backing and a brain the size of Queensland you could probably outwit both the cartels and the authorities and make a moderate pile of motzah, enough to retire to a villa by the ocean and never have to work again. Investing in a couple of yachts and a remotely piloted/autonomous submersible pod for later retrieval would probably work, but you’d be looking at a five year plan to get all the details sorted.

Easier just to work for a living in the long run, saves the hassle of spending the rest of your life looking over your shoulder in case someone foundf out.

Stevian 3:00 pm 16 Aug 11

Classified said :

PBO said :

Jenkem. Be the first, apparently all the cool kids are doing it. Charge what you want.

Awesome. I too would like to see people using jenkem.

Just in case. FYI

http://www.erowid.org/ask/ask.php?ID=3113

feeonar 2:56 pm 16 Aug 11

WOW #PBO silly me went and looked up what Jenkem is!

“fermented human sewage, scraped from pipes and stored in plastic bags for a week or so, until it gives off numbing, intoxicating fumes.”

Very glad I am not one of those cool kids!

Jungle Jim 2:53 pm 16 Aug 11

I think you’ll be best to go with pot, but subsidise that income with good quality pills and anything else the raver set (I assume that’s still an active sub-culture here?) is keen on downing to improve the music.

Either that or you could try to commercialise whippits…

Classified 2:51 pm 16 Aug 11

PBO said :

Jenkem. Be the first, apparently all the cool kids are doing it. Charge what you want.

Awesome. I too would like to see people using jenkem.

PBO 2:17 pm 16 Aug 11

P.S. the pic is very misleading as you cannot buy anything that would fill those bags for $20.

PBO 2:16 pm 16 Aug 11

Jenkem. Be the first, apparently all the cool kids are doing it. Charge what you want.

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