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What drugs are the best business in Canberra?

By fgzk 16 August 2011 28

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I’m putting together a business plan for my crime gang and still have some unanswered questions. A brief read of “The Illicit Drug Data Report (IDDR) 2009–10” has forced me to change my plans.

Originally I thought Pot was a good choice as it didn’t require a gun and the minion’s might be pleasantly useful.

Unfortunately whilst Cannabis remains the dominant illicit drug in Australia in terms of arrests, seizures and use, actual cannabis use has declined.

So which drug or combination of drugs is best to deal?

Which drug has the best minion’s and cashed up clients?


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Emm 7:07 pm 05 Dec 12

You selling yet???

farnarkler 7:45 pm 17 Aug 11

You’ve got it in one Astrojax; booze. Get some wicked stuff called ‘Spiritus’. It’s Polish (or polish) and is over 90% alcohol (hence calling it polish as it will probably etch alloys). Two or three 25ml shots and instant maggot. Kids’ll love it.

astrojax 7:24 pm 17 Aug 11

i see the alcohol peddlers doing ok… ‘baccy has become passe, but booze is still big business.

PantsMan 3:45 pm 17 Aug 11

fgzk said :

Extortion feels dirty. I prefer a product and service business.

Amway? It should be illegal, but it’s not.

fgzk 2:23 pm 17 Aug 11

Extortion feels dirty. I prefer a product and service business.

chewy14 1:44 pm 17 Aug 11

PantsMan said :

Forget drugs. Two words: Collar bombs.

I tried that.
Good stuff, really makes you lose your head.

Ben_Dover 1:41 pm 17 Aug 11

PantsMan said :

Forget drugs. Two words: Collar bombs.

Pah, rubbish, that geezer in Sydney had one on that girl and he didn’t even manage to get her to take her clothes off.

Drugs work much better…

…or so I’m told…

PBO 1:27 pm 17 Aug 11

PantsMan said :

Forget drugs. Two words: Collar bombs.

bugger that, you get hardly any buzz and they hurt when you snort them.

PantsMan 12:51 pm 17 Aug 11

Forget drugs. Two words: Collar bombs.

john87_no1 10:57 am 17 Aug 11

IMO, in Canberra, you don’t want to be a dealer or a distributer, Canberra is small and word gets around too quickly as it is. I have always imagined the best position would be the “middle man” that passes the drug between distributer to dealer. The less time you are in contact with the substance the better. Plus being the middle man allows you to have information on where the substance is coming from and where it is going. Which, if you ever get caught, may come in handy when you need to rat out!

fgzk 10:53 am 17 Aug 11

BimboGeek said :

Don’t forget to account for all the freebies you’ll be giving to Canberra’s crack squad of crack whores. Since no self-respecting drug user wants to date drug dealers and non drug users aren’t likely to consider you their “type” you’re down to crack whores or regular whores – and crack whores will find you.

I think its drug sluts that want freebies. Whores know the value of cash and pay with ATM fed $50 note’s. No fuss. The only down side being their working hours requires a night shift. Far from being a drain they represent a trusted, profitable client, who can provide referrals for new customers and repeat business. They are VIP clients and will be catered to as such.

PBO 10:41 am 17 Aug 11

BimboGeek said :

Don’t forget to account for all the freebies you’ll be giving to Canberra’s crack squad of crack whores. Since no self-respecting drug user wants to date drug dealers and non drug users aren’t likely to consider you their “type” you’re down to crack whores or regular whores – and crack whores will find you.

I doubt that a canker sore counts as a freebie

Buzz2600 10:24 am 17 Aug 11

NSWCC assistant director Mark Standen thought he knew a thing or two about being a drug dealer and was found guilty in the NSW Supreme Court of “conspiring to import $120 million worth of pseudoephedrine…”

What an idiot.

BimboGeek 9:45 am 17 Aug 11

Don’t forget to account for all the freebies you’ll be giving to Canberra’s crack squad of crack whores. Since no self-respecting drug user wants to date drug dealers and non drug users aren’t likely to consider you their “type” you’re down to crack whores or regular whores – and crack whores will find you.

fgzk 9:03 am 17 Aug 11

PBO said :

P.S. the pic is very misleading as you cannot buy anything that would fill those bags for $20.

$20 is for phone credit. I plan to steal my first stash with the help of Tooks.

ohmygoy 7:33 am 17 Aug 11

grunge_hippy said :

what was that stuff that miley cyrus got busted smoking? salvia? wtf is that?

you smoke it, it makes you trip out for a couple of minutes. from the videos i’ve seen, the trips are pretty intense…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6JJeG1AohI

grunge_hippy 10:10 pm 16 Aug 11

what was that stuff that miley cyrus got busted smoking? salvia? wtf is that?

Mental Health Worker 9:02 pm 16 Aug 11

troll-sniffer said :

Cocaine is probably your best choice, as the top level dealers are a little less nasty and there are a multitude of chemical processes to hide/store it that are unlikely to be detected unless intel is provided.

And that’s where the problem arises. Intel. Not many drug busts are actually made as a result of blind or opportunistic investigation, most rely on someone getting paid or seeking favours for information that has come their way. So, you probably need to either be well-enough in to a cartel to be more valuable than your hide alone or be well enough liked for a while until pure greed sees you come undone, or.. feared enough to not have to fear the cartels yourself, and that’s very frickin unlikely.

Of course, with decent financial backing and a brain the size of Queensland you could probably outwit both the cartels and the authorities and make a moderate pile of motzah, enough to retire to a villa by the ocean and never have to work again. Investing in a couple of yachts and a remotely piloted/autonomous submersible pod for later retrieval would probably work, but you’d be looking at a five year plan to get all the details sorted.

Easier just to work for a living in the long run, saves the hassle of spending the rest of your life looking over your shoulder in case someone foundf out.

Never thought I’d see “brain” and “Queensland” in the same sentence…

Ben_Dover 4:40 pm 16 Aug 11

There’s a new drug doing the rounds called “cake”, sounds interesting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8dBo-GcrXU

EvanJames 4:21 pm 16 Aug 11

“I’m putting together a business plan for my crime gang and still have some unanswered questions”.

That is gold.

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