The AFP have put out a media release on a silly lad who tried to get away form the police while driving under the influence.
But he had the brains in his head to turn himself in without further trouble, handily serving as an example for the cretins who think DJ McLaughlin “had no choice”.
Whoever wrote the media release for the police has an odd sense of language:
“he was arrested and charged with drive under the influence of drugs, drive whilst licence suspended, drive in a manner dangerous, and fail to stop for an accident”
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Or has police-speak taken another new and bizarre turn?