Read this excerpt from The Winnipeg Sun found here.
LOST DRUNK MAKES BAD MOVE
CANBERRA — A drunk driver 100 metres from Australia’s iconic giant monolith once known as Ayers Rock stopped police to ask the way to the 345-metre-high rock.
The headlights of the man’s car were actually shining on Uluru, which has a 9.4-km circumference, police said.
The 44-year-old man, whose car was also towing an aluminum boat, has been charged with drunk driving and unlicensed driving.
Have Friday Scumbags. Time for beer!