you are beautiful

I am slain

Northerners are quick to point out to Southerners that just because they can put together long sentences doesn’t mean that they have no social skills, it just means that they are more articulate.

Bubble wall strengthening…

Southerners are quick to point out that northerners are taking this far too seriously and that they must have no social skills to develope lives away from fantasy…

Didn’t mean to burst any bubbles; carry on.

Update: The handover of the certain Greens MLA at the blockade at Commonwealth Ave has taken a turn for the worse: She sat down in the middle and is now squatting on the bridge and saying that the bridge is better represented because a Greens MLA now occupies the avenue.

Both sides have moved their blockades to either end of the bridge and are preparing George for another bombing run in a rare example of combining forces to get rid of the bigger problem. Commonwealth bridge has been declared a complete writeoff for both sides.

Skirmishing has intensified over the remaining bridge, with frequent incursions from either side making great inroads. Both sides say they are winning, However the leader of the All Bar Nun Light Infantry was on live camera at the same time as the propoganda leader for the Southerners, and offered to go talk to him and ask to repeat his statement ‘There are no Northerners in Yarralumla’.

The headquarters of the North has moved from around Telstra Tower, as the mechanised infantry couldn’t get their vehicles started due to the RF overload on their security systems.

In a cunning twist, they now beaming the electromagnetic radiation directly towards the southside, burning out security systems of the hotted up Hyundai Excels commonly driven by Southerners.

Not what you’d expect to see in the comments of an article labelled ‘you are beautiful’.

Call reserces from the Taverns! Mobilising Kambah and Chisholm for the flanks, and big Mal and the rest of PJ’s Tuggeranong to push through the centre.

For you, northsiders, the war is all but over.

This ‘little local difficulty’ is rapidly escalating – indeed, getting out of hand. Civic carpark is overrun already, and parking meters taken out.
-Clearly, a story for “Stateline”…what’s on tonight, S’line?

Mullets in Cooma??

I do hope you are talking about fish.

We’ll bring out the superweapon…

A petition has already been lodged with all major channels to bring back reruns of Jerry Springer. We’ll be able to conduct sneak attacks and set up ambushes whilst the Southerners attention is diverted

Besides, all the Embassy chaps are stationed on the southside – they’ll just call in reinforcements from Paraguay, Honduras, Portugal, Burundi and so on.
The north has no chance; please attend Parlt House at 11.30 to receive your surrender conditions; and we’ll keep patcarr in his cage.

Trailed by a bunch of pansy cock gaggers who have zombie like qualities due to the consumption of too many party drugs….. because we believe in democracy and equality…. we will not have or values compromised from some superpower from the north

But I have the ace up my trousers : Patrick Carr will lead from the front (for a change), and annihilate your forward positions with verbal abuse.

yes fluffy bunny feet!!

With my hirsute army of Southerner Kangaroos, I shall defend the Weston Park peninsula. I also have a regiment of Boer sharpshooters strategically positioned in hot air balloons ready to lift off at a moment’s notice.
They wear tracksuits, too.
Be very afraid, O northern cousins.

this may be all true but you northies have very little local knowledge – and be afraid because the creek is one of the roughest terrains in all of suburban canberra….. the thing is you will never get to us through the cannon fodder that we know as the southo growling grannies

Then we’ll give back your certain Greens MLA hostage and you’ll really be doomed !

Once the RMC ‘eagle rockers’ have raped and pillaged their way through Fyshwick, we’ll send them up and over Red hill into the heart of the enemy, in a sweeping counterattack

The War Memorial is on the north side. So is Russell & ADFA (well north east) so were off to a good start with an Army. Maybe we could bring George out of retirement for a few sorties. We could re-enact the damb busters to destroy scrivener damb. That should flood Yarralumla Creek & hopefully follow on down to do a bit of damage in Woden.

Viva La Revolution!

I’ve thought about this way to much.

But there is no match for the ‘l33t forces of the creek… with the 4th pendos heavy infantry, the Irish club Lighthorse thing, And The Royals Royal Brigade of Royal Army dudes

I’m pretty sure we should be able get the cooma savages on board as well – so the city will be inundated with unbearble mullets (and not the gucci kind either!!)

Us southerners will send Tuggeranong deros to ruin your Floriade and crush your tourism. Then in a state of poverty, yuou will be forced into tracksuits as well! hahahaha

I’m with you Diane, I’ll play sergeant at arms for the southerners.

My hand is up to lead the southside

Hmmm…I wonder how many people propose engagement while wearing a tracksuit?
Or better still, get married in one?
-Please post photo as evidence.

that counts as engagement

What about when on the way to engage in sport?
K

I’ve advocated border control in the past.

Anyone wearing a track suit when not engaged in sport is not to be trusted.

Could be some crazy inner north arty wanker giving them thar Southerners some food for thought [nah that needs synapsed neurons].

I work in Woden but LIVE inner north … I have a rule … Never cross the lake after dark … in fact razor wire on the lake over the weekend would be a damned fine idea

bit quiet this morning Thumper?

crazy scientology/cruise worshiping bogans – could make for a good zombie flick- Boganscientologists of the Dead!!

I don’t know if any religion is looney – it is the followers that scare me …. but i think you may have hit hit the nail on the head… perhaps tom cruise has enlisted the aid of the woden bogans??

You have just interupted an age old mating ritual of the woden bogan….. the worrying sign is that if they can spell beautiful properly it means that they are evolving and developing concious thought

Yeah, terubo. Pat Carr trying to pick up chicks. Trying to remove the c-g image.

Could be that you’re being watched, filmed and stalked by someone very scary.

But I doubt it; probably some random’s idea of generating good will amongst mankind.

Could be an act of atonement from patcarr….

And to think when I saw that headline in the dashboard I thought it was the start of something alltogether different…