21 June 2006

Yowie phenomena

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Wow look out Nero Stanhope….the Yowie man is on your case…..

Yowie Man may run in elections

THE wrath of parents may be the least of ACT Chief Minister Jon Stanhope’s concerns after the announcement the nation’s chief yowie hunter may fight him at the next election.

Tim the Yowie Man has issued a challenge to Mr Stanhope to reverse a string of Budget cuts announced on June 6 or face him at the polls.

He formally changed his name to Tim the Yowie Man after spotting an unidentified black hairy creature in Canberra’s Brindabella Mountains in 1994, and has since carved out a curious career as a mystery investigator.

“Today, is the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year, and given the short sightedness of the Stanhope government’s budget, I feel it is an appropriate day to announce this challenge,” Mr Yowie Man said.

Mr Stanhope announced plans to shut 39 schools and raised taxes 6 per cent in the Budget but still delivered a deficit of $80 million.

The Yowie Man, better known for his books on the mythical beast and as the operator of Canberra ghost tours, said he would offer his hearse to the Government.

“I should offer the hearse to Jon Stanhope and (ACT education minister) Andrew Barr to commute to work – especially because their policies are killing our local schools,” the Yowie Man said.

The next ACT election is due in 2008.

Comment was sought from Mr Stanhope.

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James-T-Kirk1:17 pm 23 Jun 06

I want the sun ripened warm tomato party back…

Oh yea, they won didn’t they?

Absent Diane12:56 pm 23 Jun 06

HAHAHAHAHA….. Mr The Yowie Man… that’s a classic or what about The Honourable Tim The Yowie Man

yeah i would vote for him just for the name me thinks……

I’d be interested to know how he ends up listed on the ballot paper – “YOWIE MAN, Tim the

Definite ring to it, “Chief Minister Tim the Yowie man today announced…..”

Yay!!!! I’d vote for him!

sorry lads, destroyed the tags. beer for busting it.

Mr Evil,

I think Gary Nairn can be best likened to Shining Cudweed. After all he quite similar to a “low, mat-forming perennial daisy”…

Gary Nairn’s a wombat, isn’t he?

Nuthun’ but low down puddin’ thieves … What was the wombat’s name – the one who wanted the pudding for himself?

Thumper,

we cant too mean on Stanhope, after he his a cute puddin’, and you just want to hug him, then boil him in water for an hour, before setting him alight…

Lets hope that Yowie boy can somehow come up with the ‘magic pudding’ that the lunatic left seem to think exists somewhere in the treasury vaults – the one that will allow us to afford to keep half empty schools open, nature strips nice and green and a free home delivered home-baked tin of bikkies and a big glass of milk for every whinging one of them…

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