The ABC informs us that the Lake George Zebras have a full dance card.
Following on from whoring themselves to the tree murdering Canberra Times they have a baby Zebra imaginatively named “Georgie” (Do the other Zebras have names?).
With the new addition they’re going to be seen at Floriade before heading to Pialligo to do something with mermaids. Finally they’re going to be installed at Holt’s Pegasus Riding School for the Disabled.
I hope people remember that, unlike mermaids and pegasi, Zebras are real.