Nature not as keen on Shane

Maybe it was a randy male kangaroo, excited by the heady aroma of arse & ball sweat and hot chamois?

Blen_Carmichael said :

>>Mugged by a kangaroo! And this was in the suburbs, had not even got to the nature park!<<

Our suburbs were built on land occupied by Red and Eastern Grey kangaroos, the descendants of an ancient life form whose connection to this land goes back millions of years. You protests are anthropocentric, Mr Rattenbury.

I think he can be forgiven for that, being a human and all.

FXST01 said :

Check out Canberra Meme on FB, quite a comical one for this event.

I can’t find it? Although clicking on the option to see things submitted by others was a good fifteen minutes of chuckling, some good ones there. Is that CanMeme or is there another one?

EvanJames said :

Actually all joking aside, it’s not pleasant to be in a punch-up with a roo, especially a big one. They’re big, and can be pretty unpleasant.

I hope they can catch it and give it a tetanus shot also. They would if it was a whale (an ocean one I mean).
Equality to all living creatures I say.

johnboy said :

Shane’s made the Washington Post

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/australian-politician-comes-off-second-best-after-crossing-a-kangaroo-in-national-capital/2013/05/16/a4c0c18a-be10-11e2-b537-ab47f0325f7c_story.html

That’s all very well, but what really matters is Perez Hilton’s learned views on whether it’s shaving or waxing.

Check out Canberra Meme on FB, quite a comical one for this event.

Shane’s made the Washington Post

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/australian-politician-comes-off-second-best-after-crossing-a-kangaroo-in-national-capital/2013/05/16/a4c0c18a-be10-11e2-b537-ab47f0325f7c_story.html

gentoopenguin said :

johnboy said :

He is a triathlete

Does that justify waxing?

+1.

Imho,only if one is into cross-dressing in his spare time.

I actually know a couple of dudes at work who do triathlon, they don’t wax. They are normal men, like most of us.

johnboy said :

He is a triathlete

Does that justify waxing?

Postalgeek said :

So is a pouchie nature’s equivalent of a hoodie?

Personally I blame all the tax dollars channeled into nature park fauna welfare.

And is a bummie the equivalent of a selfie?

poetix said :

Police found a kangaroo suit nearby, with a few stands of black cashmere the only possible clue…

Ha ha that’s good

>>Mugged by a kangaroo! And this was in the suburbs, had not even got to the nature park!<<

Our suburbs were built on land occupied by Red and Eastern Grey kangaroos, the descendants of an ancient life form whose connection to this land goes back millions of years. You protests are anthropocentric, Mr Rattenbury.

A roo can spot a greenie a mile away and Mayor Ratten will be rueing the fact he didn’t keep his distance!

Police found a kangaroo suit nearby, with a few stands of black cashmere the only possible clue…

So kangaroos don’t like cyclists either? lol

Nice to see Canberraroos are no different to the Canberra electorate.

Even Mother Nature hates the Greens.

No need for martyrdom, after all – today we are all refugees:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-05-16/parliament-excises-mainland-from-migration-zone/4693940

(Way off topic, I know, but worth noting).

The roo probably owns a servo.

Actually all joking aside, it’s not pleasant to be in a punch-up with a roo, especially a big one. They’re big, and can be pretty unpleasant.

Having lost one PM at sea, losing another, while cycling, to a frenzied kangaroo attack, would mark Australia out as a very, very special nation on the world stage – and the worldwide headlines about the terrifying nature of our wildlife would surely make refugees think twice about Oz.

St.Tony – he paid the ultimate price to stop the boats…..

Payback for allowing Skippy’s cuzzie to be murdered in the last cull?

It’s not easy being Green.

He shaves his legs??!!

Wouldn’t happen in a car… just sayin’

The roos have been a bit stroppy lately out our way too, which is odd as it’s not Spring. Lot of barking and carrying on.

What’s waiting time like at the hospital today, shaved legs?

What’s that, Skip? – totally pissed off with tragic politicians disporting themselves on your turf – I hear you, bro!

So is a pouchie nature’s equivalent of a hoodie?

Personally I blame all the tax dollars channeled into nature park fauna welfare.

Justified due to lycra.

Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?

BTW I like that one of his followers has made the pic their favourite.