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Nature not as keen on Shane

By johnboy 16 May 2013 41

The Greens’ Shane Rattenbury has tweeted about a vicious attack on his person by a kangaroo!

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460cixy 11:09 am 02 Jun 13

Ben_Dover said :

Mr Mayor gets revenge, double the cull!!!

Best thing to happen in Canberra

bundah 12:33 pm 18 May 13

What cracks me up is that the daily mail said the roo was 4ft 7in.Did someone get a tape measure out,now stand still you pesky roo!

Mr Evil 12:26 pm 18 May 13

Ben_Dover said :

The Mayor made it onto the Daily Mail UK too.

He’s bigger than Skywhale!

Masquara 8:37 pm 17 May 13

EvanJames said :

Actually all joking aside, it’s not pleasant to be in a punch-up with a roo, especially a big one. They’re big, and can be pretty unpleasant.

Big? Those scratches are on his CALVES!

poetix 4:31 pm 17 May 13

You have to say, for a forty year old, he looks annoyingly fit.

Maybe the roo was just a slob who hates people with no real bottom.

Skippy on Irish Cream and the fags.

HiddenDragon 3:22 pm 17 May 13

FXST01 said :

Mr Evil said :

Maybe it was a randy male kangaroo, excited by the heady aroma of arse & ball sweat and hot chamois?

Then again it could have been a rabbit, you know how politicians exaggerate.

Where’s the Monty Python killer rabbit when you really need it?

EvanJames 2:32 pm 17 May 13

And apparently it didn’t attack him, it ran him over in its hurry to escape. When I’ve had disputes with roos, they sure don’t go for the legs.

FXST01 2:04 pm 17 May 13

Mr Evil said :

Maybe it was a randy male kangaroo, excited by the heady aroma of arse & ball sweat and hot chamois?

Then again it could have been a rabbit, you know how politicians exaggerate.

Mr Evil 12:59 pm 17 May 13

Maybe it was a randy male kangaroo, excited by the heady aroma of arse & ball sweat and hot chamois?

DrKoresh 12:32 pm 17 May 13

Blen_Carmichael said :

>>Mugged by a kangaroo! And this was in the suburbs, had not even got to the nature park!<<

Our suburbs were built on land occupied by Red and Eastern Grey kangaroos, the descendants of an ancient life form whose connection to this land goes back millions of years. You protests are anthropocentric, Mr Rattenbury.

I think he can be forgiven for that, being a human and all.

EvanJames 12:30 pm 17 May 13

FXST01 said :

Check out Canberra Meme on FB, quite a comical one for this event.

I can’t find it? Although clicking on the option to see things submitted by others was a good fifteen minutes of chuckling, some good ones there. Is that CanMeme or is there another one?

dungfungus 12:10 pm 17 May 13

EvanJames said :

Actually all joking aside, it’s not pleasant to be in a punch-up with a roo, especially a big one. They’re big, and can be pretty unpleasant.

I hope they can catch it and give it a tetanus shot also. They would if it was a whale (an ocean one I mean).
Equality to all living creatures I say.

HiddenDragon 11:32 am 17 May 13

johnboy said :

Shane’s made the Washington Post

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/australian-politician-comes-off-second-best-after-crossing-a-kangaroo-in-national-capital/2013/05/16/a4c0c18a-be10-11e2-b537-ab47f0325f7c_story.html

That’s all very well, but what really matters is Perez Hilton’s learned views on whether it’s shaving or waxing.

FXST01 10:38 am 17 May 13

Check out Canberra Meme on FB, quite a comical one for this event.

DUB 9:31 am 17 May 13

gentoopenguin said :

johnboy said :

He is a triathlete

Does that justify waxing?

+1.

Imho,only if one is into cross-dressing in his spare time.

I actually know a couple of dudes at work who do triathlon, they don’t wax. They are normal men, like most of us.

gentoopenguin 7:47 am 17 May 13

johnboy said :

He is a triathlete

Does that justify waxing?

Masquara 6:20 pm 16 May 13

Postalgeek said :

So is a pouchie nature’s equivalent of a hoodie?

Personally I blame all the tax dollars channeled into nature park fauna welfare.

And is a bummie the equivalent of a selfie?

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