1 April 2008

MIX 106 bad joke...

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Mix 106 are talking about some bad taste joke they said this morning that seems to have upset a few Canberrans. Anyone know what the joke was?

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@Deano – yes, except I cant respond to people who substitute their number in the from field for ‘cinderella’ for example.

I had the same problem with all the Kane’s who offered me some Tiberium a few weeks back.

How about some ‘Touch Me I’m Sick’ by Mudhoney?

perhaps a little “lady in red” would be to your tastes sir?

listening to Mix 106 was the joke! They were telling all the people who listened how awesome and cool they are (so I hear, gave up listening to the radio a long time ago, only CD’s now)

anyone up for some love song dedications??

two pedophiles are sitting on a beach, one looks over to the other and says “Dude, get out of my sun!”

s4anta gets his jokes from the police locker room

The police just caught two men behaving very strangely on Northbourne Ave.

One was dressed as a car battery and second as a firecracker. Apparently the police charged the first bloke and let the second one off.

Bouncers at a Civic nightspot recently caught a man wondering around dressed as a set of jumper-leads. They told him he could stay as long as he didn’t start anything….

Thank you… I’ll be here all evening, please tip your waiters generously…

Wide Boy Jake5:08 pm 01 Apr 08

Two hillbillies walking along the road come across a still. They both take a drink and conclude it has no kick. The farmer pops his head up from behind a rock and says “Why dem varmints are raiding mah still. Ah’ll show dem” and blasts them with his rifle. They both run back to the still saying “but it sho’ sneaks up yuh!”

Mælinar said :

Check out my wanted ad for a pumpkin though, proving that CT haven’t employed a proof reader yet, week after week for nearly a year now.

But do you get any responses?

What was the “very bad taste April Fool’s joke”?


No, no joke was played on air….the April Fool’s joke was that they did a very bad taste April Fool’s joke which caused a bad reaction and the presenters had to apologise every 1/2 hour BUT were not allow to comment on it. The episode was lead news on their broadcasts and they even had people like Zed-instead ring in as part of the joke.

What was the actual joke played on-air?


whats black and blue and hates sex?
the 4yr old locked in my cupboard

While we’re on the subject of bad jokes.. here’s one I was told recently which I believe takes the cake.. Althought I am a little hesitant to re-tell it, here goes.

A brother and sister just finish having sex (it gets worse..) and the brother says to the sister, ‘Wow, you’re better than mum!’ and the sister replies… ‘That’s what dad said too’.

Badaboom badabing, excuse me now while I go and console myself for actually re-telling that joke!

FM106’s joke that wasn’t a joke……even funny man Zed-instead was in on the joke.

so what was the joke?

Q: How do you stop a Chihuahua from humping your leg?

A: Pick him up and suck him off.

I thought the CT this morning was an april fools joke, but they haven’t been around to pick it up and say ‘april fools’ yet.

Check out my wanted ad for a pumpkin though, proving that CT haven’t employed a proof reader yet, week after week for nearly a year now.

What is the worst words an Aussie can hear?

“Kia ora bro’, I’m your new neighbour.”

What’s the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?

You can’t eat a train carriage.


A man walks into his room, a pig under his arm and his wife in bed.
He says this is the dog I have sex with when you’re not around.

His wife says Thats a pig darling.

He says “Not speaking to you”

hairy nosed wombat12:20 pm 01 Apr 08

If we are doing bad tastless jokes?

A baby fur seal walks into a club!

yes, I get it, there was no joke…

the good part about being so horribly gullible (some say stupid) is that it’s almost like there’s a nice surprise in the end.

I will refrain from posting so eagerly in future 🙂

V twin venom11:50 am 01 Apr 08

@ Why do cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

So they don’t fill up with dirt.

V twin venom11:38 am 01 Apr 08

I guess someone has to push the bad taste boundaries….

Why do cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face.
The Horse says I got cancer idiot.

Soon as I heard the riff raff on 106 this morning I knew it was BS – especially with everyone ringing up and trying to outdo the last caller with how offended they were and how they were going to contact the ACMA and thi sand that….What a load of bollocks.

I remember when April Fools jokes were plausable and believable.

This just in – reguular 106 broadcast offends 99% of canberrans…. I must be in the minority listening to it by choice.

I am a sad sad man 😛

Growling Ferret11:25 am 01 Apr 08

Two aerials got married. The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was brilliant.

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy11:18 am 01 Apr 08

2 terrorists walk into a bar. Boom boom.

Holden Caulfield10:16 am 01 Apr 08

Was the bad joke that they’re still broadcasting?

I thought the title of this article was a comment – one that pretty much hits the mark.

And TBA, I assume the “I’m an idiot” comment means that you now know that the joke was that there was no joke 😛

Two Goldfish are in a bowl when one fish turns to the other and says “Who left the seat up?” 🙂

That’s hardly offensive
Mind you, it’s hardly funny either.

Joe Canberran9:42 am 01 Apr 08

Two gold fish are in a tank and one gold fish turns to the other and asks “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

Yes, I am an idiot…

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