An email interview with Tess Ryan – Independent Canberra Escort and Companion

johnboy 20 August 2008 70

Last week we had a look at the world of Tess Ryan [NSFW], a go-it-alone sex-worker in Canberra. Many of us were surprised to learn that the ACT has laws against threesomes at home with sex workers.

Even more of you had more questions and wanted me to do an interview with her. Some of you suggested I should pay for her time and let them conduct an “interview”, possibly for review purposes.

As a compromise I have suggested to her that we do it as an email interview between you lot and her.

So the way these work is that you post your questions below, I choose the best ten and email them to her, she emails the answers back and we run them in a later story.

Crude or rude questions will neither be chosen nor answered.

Off you go them.


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70 Responses to An email interview with Tess Ryan – Independent Canberra Escort and Companion
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Mr Evil Mr Evil 11:09 am 20 Aug 08

Do you fake orgasms for your clients?

peterh peterh 10:06 am 20 Aug 08

Mælinar – *spoiler alert* I’ve seen S04E13 said :

I pity the vista users, hard to work out how to use it…. Well since the development methodology employed by Microsoft was to rip the good bits out of Suse 10.2 and call it their own, I find it remarkable that you are having difficulty working out how to use it.

don’t forget mac osx – unix plays a relevant role, look at bitlocker….

Granny Granny 10:02 am 20 Aug 08

It’s the absinthe …. *chortle*

Mælinar - *spoiler alert* I've seen S04E13 Mælinar - *spoiler alert* I've seen S04E13 9:35 am 20 Aug 08

I suppose it brings up a relevant point though Thumper, grass or no grass ?

Any hidden fairies ?

Thumper Thumper 8:51 am 20 Aug 08

I can’t believe I made that grammatical error….

Thumper Thumper 8:30 am 20 Aug 08

Where you the person on the grassy knoll?

Mælinar - *spoiler alert* I've seen S04E13 Mælinar - *spoiler alert* I've seen S04E13 8:14 am 20 Aug 08

When you play the Sims, do you opt for a conventional nuclear family (1m 1f, children) or a hybrid creation ?

Since pretty much everybody you meet on a professional basis is on their version of a pretty good day, what do you do / what would you interpret as a good day for yourself ?

grunge_hippy grunge_hippy 10:22 pm 19 Aug 08

have you ever fallen for one of your clients or is it strictly business?
how do you tell potential boyfriends what you do for a living?
do your friends know what you do for a living?
what do you say when people ask “what do you do?”

Granny Granny 10:16 pm 19 Aug 08

LOL !

Yes, for goodness’ sake show a bit of initiative S4anta ….

Sleaz274 Sleaz274 10:09 pm 19 Aug 08

2 paddles pops sticks and some tape….

Granny Granny 10:01 pm 19 Aug 08

Tontine *hehe*

S4anta S4anta 9:49 pm 19 Aug 08

So how exactly do you get a homosexual bloke to sleep with a woman?

Sleaz274 Sleaz274 9:46 pm 19 Aug 08

Some of you people might want to actually read Tess’ website before tappy tapping on your little keyboards, you may find your question already rather eloquently answered.

For some others you may want to read other people’s questions and find yours already asked.

Sorry Johnboy had to be said.

And DJ hahahahahhahhahahaha classic, wrong but classic.

DJ DJ 9:04 pm 19 Aug 08

Ever used the whole chicken or is it just the feathers?

DJ DJ 9:02 pm 19 Aug 08

BerraBoy68 said :

1. Do you say you charge by the hour or just until the client orgasms?

2. In your experience is it true that a significant number of prostitutes in the ACT are female Uni students trying to pay their fee’s?

3. Do you have sex with the mentally unstable? (It’s a fair question – I knew a guy who was a Koomarri placement in the PS that took every payday Thursday off work to go to a brothel).

4. Ever had to check for ID?

I’m also tempted to ask “would you ever do it with a client in Queanbeyan or do you have standards?” but some kids from Qbn High might read it and get annoyed..

Or meet a relative…. oh, that was poor form and bad taste… but if each sibling has a different surname….

johnboy johnboy 8:26 pm 19 Aug 08

Actually I’m the one who chooses the ten questions.

BerraBoy68 BerraBoy68 8:19 pm 19 Aug 08

1. Do you say you charge by the hour or just until the client orgasms?

2. In your experience is it true that a significant number of prostitutes in the ACT are female Uni students trying to pay their fee’s?

3. Do you have sex with the mentally unstable? (It’s a fair question – I knew a guy who was a Koomarri placement in the PS that took every payday Thursday off work to go to a brothel).

4. Ever had to check for ID?

I’m also tempted to ask “would you ever do it with a client in Queanbeyan or do you have standards?” but some kids from Qbn High might read it and get annoyed..

MelonHead MelonHead 8:09 pm 19 Aug 08

Do you regret being party to this?

Did you think there would be so many questions?

Are you surprised at what the proletariat are asking?

How will you select ten questions to answer? Or nine, coz this could be one.

BigDave BigDave 8:04 pm 19 Aug 08

What are your views on climate change and the exchange rate mechanism?

BigDave BigDave 8:03 pm 19 Aug 08

Do you believe in UFO’s?

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