13 May 2005

Battla is the keyword.... [HOFF ALERT]

| RandomGit
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I told you, I told you but you wouldn’t believe me would you? Even Canberra isn’t safe. Keep in mind, when you go overseas from Canberra the security is only as good as the weakest link in the luggage passing chain.

All this scrutiny on luggage safety in the wake of Schappas predicament in Bali has meant a resolve to crack down on these mongrels at last. I also recall the Bali authorities insisting that they prosecute the case zealously so young people can feel safe to holiday there. Cause you know, Marijuana tends to full a persons heart with lead at the slightest excuse. It is exactly that which will make people feel UNSAFE travelling to Bali.

So why does all this sudden rush of airport scrutinisation come now? Why does it take all this public opinion to create the political pressure nedded to shut these buggers down? The answer is, because that sort of pressure is indeed what is neccessary. To find a man of good heart and pure intention in politics is to find the philosophers stone dearies.

Not to mention Schappas being hopped up by local media as the Little Aussie Battla Queen, doesn’t she look innocently smart yet vacationer casual in her crisp white shirt? It says “I’m fun, capable and available, but please don’t shoot me”. One magazine of military grade ammunition going fast for 4 kilos of marijuana over the Indonesia Border, what a fantastic saving!

Davey says, a little more of me under the table will sway the judge!

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