Chicken restriction

OCMC 7 January 2008 64

I just went to KFC in Woden and since they have once again removed boneless chicken from the menu I asked for 3 peices of breast fillets.

I was told that I could not have this many pieces of chicken. That it was limited to 1 peice per order. Even when I said I’m willing to pay, no dice. It was then explained to me that they can only cook four peices at one time.

I then explained that I live in a odd numbered house and since today is an odd numbered day I should be allowed to have chicken.

Hard times peoplpe…. Hard times indeed.


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Hasdrubahl Hasdrubahl 9:10 pm 01 Feb 07

…or smother them in custard.

luca luca 7:07 pm 01 Feb 07

Your words, Mutley, “the little guy[‘s]”.

Don’t let life’s shortcomings get you down,change your diet.

Recent University studies have shown that women prefer to kiss men who don’t smoke or eat meat!

Jey Jey 6:42 pm 01 Feb 07

When the little guy’s ready it’s time to chuck custard.

That’s hot.

Maelinar Maelinar 10:36 pm 31 Jan 07

Actually, my diet at the moment emphasises me eating meat and drinking beer ‘as desired’ in order to achieve my objective.

It is in direct confrontation towards my new years eve resolution to not eat so much meat and drink so much beer, but that is the price you pay for genetic engineering I suppose.

just google ‘boy diet’ for further info

Ralph Ralph 10:25 pm 31 Jan 07

Haven’t you meat eaters ever wondered why you suffer from dandruff and premature ejaculation?

I eat plenty of meat, and neither of those things are an issue. You vegetarians are just evolutionary free riders.

mutley mutley 8:00 pm 31 Jan 07

Haven’t you meat eaters ever wondered why you suffer from dandruff and premature ejaculation?

Nothing premature about it. When the little guy’s ready it’s time to chuck custard.

luca luca 7:25 pm 31 Jan 07

Haven’t you meat eaters ever wondered why you suffer from dandruff and premature ejaculation?

johnboy johnboy 7:07 pm 31 Jan 07

And the horse you rode in on…

OCMC OCMC 6:24 pm 31 Jan 07

If your all still interested
Here was the reply from KFC

Thank you for contacting us regarding your experience with our KFC store
in Woden.

At Yum Restaurants International we have a commitment to customer
satisfaction. We appreciate the opportunity you have provided us to
further develop the quality of our product and levels of service to
better represent customer expectations.

As you may already be aware, KFC do have a ‘Set Combinations’ policy in
order to reflect the various proportions of chicken pieces that are cut
from each head of chicken.
To remain consistent with this policy, a typical 3 piece chicken order
will contain, on average, two pieces such as leg, rib, thigh, wing, plus
a breast piece.

The Manager on duty at the time of your visit may be willing to
substitute some of the pieces in a combination that you had ordered, at
his or her discretion, based on the quantity of stock at the time but
they are not bound by our company policy in this respect.

Please accept my sincere apology for any dissatisfaction that this
incident has caused you.

We hope you will remain our valued customer, and will give us another
chance to provide you with the excellent product and superior service
you expect from our company.

Once again, thank you for taking the time to contact us.

Yours sincerely

(Name withheld)
Yum! Restaurants Customer Relations

Jey Jey 9:02 am 31 Jan 07

You’re more worried about that little perve perched up on the Maccas M with his binoculars, aren’t you?

Oh dear

terubo terubo 9:00 am 31 Jan 07

You’re more worried about that little perve perched up on the Maccas M with his binoculars, aren’t you? Come home Jey, all is forgiven.

Jey Jey 8:57 am 31 Jan 07

I don’t mind the smell. It will get annoying after a while though. It mainly bothers me because I actually like KFC (yes I know it’s shite), but I can’t eat it, so it’s rather torturous.

Maelinar Maelinar 8:54 am 31 Jan 07

it smells like…. Hickory ?

Thumper Thumper 8:43 am 31 Jan 07

I love the smell of napalmed chickens in the morning…

Danman Danman 8:12 am 31 Jan 07

I hate the smell of KFC

terubo terubo 8:00 am 31 Jan 07

Time to return to Canberra, Jey – that sounds not good.

Jey Jey 7:47 am 31 Jan 07

There’s a KFC about 100m from my house.
The smell often wafts in.
I can also see the Maccas M from my shower at night, this bothers me.

terubo terubo 10:15 pm 30 Jan 07

Yeah BB, you have to go up into the mountains a short distance (it’s well signposted) and make a left by the bombed-out camel training school.
There’s a big halo-like KFC sign over what looks like a barn (or former munitions dump). Khouri the owner likes to call himself ‘Joseph’ and takes orders from on top of a donkey which has got all these rosaries strung around its neck. We gave the fried Christians a miss but the chips were just…arse-um!

Bundybear Bundybear 7:36 pm 30 Jan 07

Terubo, is that the little place on the left as you head towards Islamabad, …….with the golden halo’s?

Danman, have you eaten turducken?? Yuuuuuummmmm. And just one wafer thin mint to finish.

Sammy Sammy 12:08 pm 30 Jan 07

Not to mention all the lazy council workers who eat there.

And those single mothers on welfare have fat kids too.

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