A few weeks ago now I was shopping at Belco markets, purchasing some barramundi for dinner. We got a fair bit, ~$40 worth. I then watched the assistant wrap, package and bag our fish, and reached into my wallet. As I did so, the customer before me managed to pull a swifty and take my bag, leaving me with $6 of mackeral. A mate and I gave chase, however he disappeared into the throngs very quickly. My advice to all is to watch your purchases at the fish markets as you really don’t get your hands on it until you’ve paid. The upside, though, was that an employee saw what happened and subsequently gave us a new cut of barra with some extra thrown in for good measure. And yes, it was tres tasty.
Secondly, to the lowlife scumbag who broke into our house on Christmas Eve: you could’ve at least taken our TV you moron, I needed a replacement. I hope you were attacked by wasps, you germ.