Kurt the Canberra Muslim Voice

HEY THAT’S RACIST! Leave us Kiwis alone!

No: Donald Duck is a true patriot!

Remember – You’re either with Us, or you’re against Us

Dear Mr ASIO,

There this guy in Canberra named Kurt that you should be having a good hard look at. He doesn’t look like a ‘Kurt’ so that’s why I think he’s not to be trusted. Plus I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he supports light rail, so he’s probably a commie too.

Yours sincerely,
Donald Duck.

P.S: I also saw him by some fertiliser last week.

P.P.S: How do I collect my reward?

I think Thumper needs some happy pills today or perhaps a good _ _ _ _!

I just can’t believe Ross Sully and his producer are stupid enough to put kurt on the radio talking about the muslim community.

I mean the RiotACT community is substantially larger than the muslim community and no-one ever asks me on the radio to find out what we think about things.

(not that we agree on much)

I asked some people about Kurt at the Vietnamese Rally. That went to great lengths to say that he has nothing to do with their community. One leader from the Vietnamese Community said that he had met Kurt a couple of times and the story of how he (Kurt) made it to Australia and how he changed his name and religion didn’t add-up and that his story had many holes in it, including his previous existence in Vietnam. He’s our mystery man!

Yeah, The Comrade has gone very, very quiet all of a sudden, hasn’t he!