May the Fourth is International Star Wars Day, as all good Star Wars fans should know.
Apparently Mooseheads is holding a Star Wars party to celebrate.
Allow me to comment on this via the medium of meme:
Trust me fellow geeks, the second you walk through those doors in your Jedi robe a bunch of meathead jocks are going to pull your Han Solo boxershorts up over your head and then toss you straight into the girls toilets.
If there is one wretched hive of scum and villainy in Canberra where cosplayers, nerds, geeks, or humans should fear to tread, it’s Mooseheads.