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National Gallery goes with another inquiry into cancer

By Big Al 21 August 2006 26

The National Gallery has decided that it’s time to throw good money after bad and engage medical consultants to undertake yet another investigation of possible links between the building and a number of cancer cases among its personnel.

This comes despite the fact that an earlier professionally prepared report found no link between the building and apparent cancer cases amongst gallery staff.

The fact that the Community and Public Sector Union spokesperson David Hermolin is saying that the appointment is a positive step towards getting to the bottom of staff concerns suggests that this is indeed an expensive placebo – They’d be better of trying to find a link between cancer and being fat and stupid, sitting on your arse all day eating twinky bars and only heading out into the sunlight to suck back a Horizon mild…

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Thumper 3:43 pm 23 Aug 06

You have a ‘golder’ retriever? Is that a really golden retriever?

Is it any golder than my terrier? (Well, yes, cause she’s a fat grey old muppet)

James-T-Kirk 2:51 pm 23 Aug 06

Ari, Yes, you are probably correct. I seem to remember my Golder Retriever doing similar.

But when I discovered her digging, I wasn’t holding a shotgun, saying “talk about it and die!!!”

Bit heavy handed me thinks.

Ari 2:44 pm 23 Aug 06

JTK, you’re acting exactly like my Labrador when I found him digging in my vegie patch this morning.

James-T-Kirk 2:13 pm 23 Aug 06

-Tail between legs-

“I am sorry, but I can neither confirm, nor deny that I did anything at all.”

And I certainly can’t talk about it, lest JTK dies, and has to re-register as somebody else..

VYBerlinaV8 1:54 pm 23 Aug 06

I only believe in posting long links when they point to pictures of hot chicks getting married.

Danman 1:50 pm 23 Aug 06

awww sheeet whadd I miss

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