OzLotto at $50 million tonight

Apparently there were 2.2 million tickets sold that won something.

I couldn’t even make that cut.

Woo hoo! I won $28.60!

All yours for £1.75millon: Entire village for sale includes a haunted castle, a Lordship title, 70 homes and approval for a holiday park.

They say every man’s home is his castle. But now there’s a chance to be a real-life lord of the manor – with this entire village estate on sale for just £1.75 million. The 22-acre site surrounding Blenkinsopp Castle is close to Haltwhistle, Northumberland, and rivals Downton Abbey for its country estate qualities. The new owners will even be honoured as Lord and Master, as deeds for the titles are included in the price.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2138928/All-1-75millon-Entire-village-sale-includes-haunted-castle-Lordship-title-70-homes-approval-holiday-park.html#ixzz1tqtqDLQo

Mine!!!

If it’s gone to $70m, I’ll revise my plan to “buy Devon, remove all the poms (apart from any Sophia Veraga look alikes,) start my own Kingdom.

Solidarity said :

Buy a Japanese whaling fleet and nuke HenryBG.

Sailor Sandman reporting for duty, Captain Sir!

fnaah said :

oh, so there’s another $20 mil next week? Well, same list as before, but add the following:

Re-open the Jackpot Bar / Maram / whatever you want to call it – and do it right, ffs. Bands, live music, pool. Maybe even a couple of snooker tables. Microbrewery. No dj’s, no tweens drinking alcopops. Dress policy that excludes those with popped collars or Ed Hardy clothing.

I hear you man….

Buy Melbourne Storm and change their name to the Canberra Raiders.

fnaah said :

Re-open the Jackpot Bar / Maram / whatever you want to call it – and do it right, ffs. Bands, live music, pool. Maybe even a couple of snooker tables. Microbrewery. No dj’s, no tweens drinking alcopops. Dress policy that excludes those with popped collars or Ed Hardy clothing.

Of course – I would found a School Of Rock. How cool would that be?

fnaah said :

Microbrewery.

You had me at hello…

I’m sure I’ll have better luck next week. But sorry, would not invest much of it into the ACT. There are lots of good things about Canberra, but I’m retiring closer to the coast. And I already promised my 7yo her own island…

I would:
1. set up trust funds with $2mil for each of my siblings and my children
2. Pay off my Mum and Dad’s debts
3. Pay off my debts
4. Go to Paris
5. Get married
6. Donate to Charity and Cancer cure research
7. Build a shelter for the homeless kids in Canberra
8. Set up my business
9. Invest in real estate her and overseas
10. Buy an island

oh, so there’s another $20 mil next week? Well, same list as before, but add the following:

Re-open the Jackpot Bar / Maram / whatever you want to call it – and do it right, ffs. Bands, live music, pool. Maybe even a couple of snooker tables. Microbrewery. No dj’s, no tweens drinking alcopops. Dress policy that excludes those with popped collars or Ed Hardy clothing.

p1 said :

HenryBG said :

Go halves with Sea Shepherd in an old Iranian submarine and then use it to sink the Jap whaling fleet.

Of all the countries with submarine technology, you pick Iran? You must really hate whales. Although I support the plan. There is a second hand RAN Oberon in victoria which was on eBay a while back…

Yeah, but I think there’s a better chance of obtaining affordable working weapons systems from Iran than off eBay.

Solidarity said :

Buy a Japanese whaling fleet and nuke HenryBG.

I think you mis-spelled “harpoon”, and anyway I have no trouble buttoning up the collar of my business shirt, so you’d be out of luck.