Patrick Carr’s view of Turner Club violence

johnboy 8 August 2006 59

[Ed: Dr. Patrick Carr, of Manuka, has neither written to nor is associated with any item posted on this website, and expressly those views outlined on the Turner Club Violence.]

In the comments to my story about going to the Turner Club on Saturday night a Mr. Patrick Carr has been kind enough to leave the following comment which I thought worthy of a post of it’s own. If for no other reason than it’s poor understanding of analogy and a failure to follow it’s own advice.

I think there is a valuable lesson for you to learn out of the Saturday night incident Johnboy, and that is the analogy that your grandmother should have taught you long go “If you can’t say anything nice about someone, don’t say anything at all”.

Lucky for you Troy was in a good mood and he didn’t have the commonsense punch straight rather than bitch slap you, as rightly you deserved.

See I have had the misfortune of reading through your bullshit blog, which should otherwise be known as self masturbation on the internet.

Why don’t you and your homo mates stay at the Phoenix bar? Maybe because you’re happy to go a bowling club and drink the cheap piss they put on? And then listen to a band that the Phoenix is not prepared to subsidies?

Were you not speaking to one of your other cock gagging mates and said the club is “Full of guys who look like those two” and for once a real punter heard you dribbling your opinionated bullshit and he took offence. And you couldn’t hide behind your keyboard with your generalisations and condescending comments, and better than thoe assertions. And when you were quizzed about your dribble, you couldn’t quit handle it could you? There was a bloke that has actually had a dig and got in the gym and had a go, and I quote, he was of the “heaving hoard of Karaoke obsessed rugby players.”

“Full of big blokes with the collars turned up on their shirts and poor anger management”, in the real world when you spew out shit like this people get the shits. And it’s probably not the going thing to bitch slap them across the face and teach them a lesson. But good on Troy, because from my opinion you deserve it cock gagger.

Keep your mouth shut if you can’t say anything nice, and if you are going to generalise and talk shit be prepared to be bitch slapped, because your nothing but a bitch.

Patrick Carr

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59 Responses to Patrick Carr’s view of Turner Club violence
GGGAinslie GGGAinslie 10:08 am 01 Jul 05

I’m deeply concerned by the levels of hatred that seem to proliferate in the blog-scape. I’m dismayed to see fellow-contributors to this site unable to cut poor Pat a little slack. Okay, his comments might be slightly provocative, but all the more reason to reach past the hurt and anger and show some compassion.

the poor old cockgagger’s got enough to contend with.

gingermick gingermick 4:41 pm 30 Jun 05

How marvellous! I just googled “cock gaggers patrick carr”, and there was our lovey. Can’t find anything on ‘images’…..yet.

gingermick gingermick 4:36 pm 30 Jun 05

I certainly was.

Ari Ari 3:12 pm 30 Jun 05

Patrick was probably attracted to the site by all the semi-clad pictures of The Hoff

RandomGit RandomGit 1:37 pm 30 Jun 05

Patrick is definitely trying to back out of an untenable position by a thinly veiled subterfuge to look less the moron. FAILED!

I think someone is lonely on the Intertron and wants a freind.

Nik_the_Pig Nik_the_Pig 12:15 pm 30 Jun 05

That’s one google search I wont be doing at work

Ari Ari 8:47 am 30 Jun 05

Perhaps Patrick is getting concerned his name and the words “cock gobbler” will be inextricably linked for ever more thanks to Google.

johnboy johnboy 6:42 pm 29 Jun 05


Your efforts to create the impression of a reverse ferret (triple ferret?) would be more effective if it wasn’t for the patterns you left all over thed site when you first came visiting.

I’ll pass on the beer for now but we do advertise pub nights every now and then so keep your eyes open and you never know your luck.

Patcarr Patcarr 4:37 pm 29 Jun 05

Masturbation: Sexually arouse (oneself or another) by manual stimulation of the genitals (The Australian Pocket Oxford Dictionary). Johnboy, I was merely indicating that your blogging is an exercise in “self masturbation”, however clearly without your genitals being involved. You might like to trip me up on that mistake?

Why don’t we have a drink down at the nun sometime?


Dave_Heidelberg Dave_Heidelberg 2:05 pm 29 Jun 05

Soon my son, soon.

loadedog loadedog 1:21 pm 29 Jun 05

Hey David H.

Now that you’re ‘out’ everything makes sense. The skivvy particularly. hehe. Good to see you’re still alive. When are you getting back to blogging? I miss you.

Dave_Heidelberg Dave_Heidelberg 1:01 pm 29 Jun 05

As far as I can remember, I was involved in a three way ‘anal sex frenzy’ with Patrick and Tim.

Patrick really did ‘take it like a man’, however I found Tim to be a little needy. I mean the guy kept calling me for weeks after the ‘incident’.

It was just a little fun, and I wouldn’t have done it if I had known he was going to form some sort of an emotional attachment.

Thumper Thumper 12:21 pm 29 Jun 05

Errr.. Thanks Ginge….

I actually like the place cause there’s heaps of chicks in there….

MEATBEE MEATBEE 12:11 pm 29 Jun 05

Patrick – It always amazes me that Rugby heads always refer to ‘non sporting types’ as fags or cock gaggers, but mate: If someone can only bring themselves to play a sport surrounded by other men, that involves close touching, rubbing, sweating, showering… need I say anymore.

Even tho troy is a big boy, i guarantee you this wouldnt have hapenned if he wasnt in eye-sight of the rest of the rugger buggers – whether for them to back him up, or be impressed with the macho bullshit.

gingermick gingermick 11:09 am 29 Jun 05

If you go to O’Malleys, you’ll find our little Paddy Carr in the blokes dunny taking a loooong time to dry his hands.

Thumper Thumper 11:03 am 29 Jun 05

I usually go to O’Malleys…..

Jazz Jazz 10:31 am 29 Jun 05

in the bus interchange in the city. opposite the civic library

Thumper Thumper 9:43 am 29 Jun 05

Where is the Phoenix???

LurkerGal LurkerGal 9:07 am 29 Jun 05

since there was such a thing as “self masturbation”…..

Maelinar Maelinar 8:55 am 29 Jun 05

Since when has the Phoenix been a gay bar ?

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