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Patrick Carr’s view of Turner Club violence

By johnboy - 27 June 2005 59

[Ed: Dr. Patrick Carr, of Manuka, has neither written to nor is associated with any item posted on this website, and expressly those views outlined on the Turner Club Violence.]

In the comments to my story about going to the Turner Club on Saturday night a Mr. Patrick Carr has been kind enough to leave the following comment which I thought worthy of a post of it’s own. If for no other reason than it’s poor understanding of analogy and a failure to follow it’s own advice.

I think there is a valuable lesson for you to learn out of the Saturday night incident Johnboy, and that is the analogy that your grandmother should have taught you long go “If you can’t say anything nice about someone, don’t say anything at all”.

Lucky for you Troy was in a good mood and he didn’t have the commonsense punch straight rather than bitch slap you, as rightly you deserved.

See I have had the misfortune of reading through your bullshit blog, which should otherwise be known as self masturbation on the internet.

Why don’t you and your homo mates stay at the Phoenix bar? Maybe because you’re happy to go a bowling club and drink the cheap piss they put on? And then listen to a band that the Phoenix is not prepared to subsidies?

Were you not speaking to one of your other cock gagging mates and said the club is “Full of guys who look like those two” and for once a real punter heard you dribbling your opinionated bullshit and he took offence. And you couldn’t hide behind your keyboard with your generalisations and condescending comments, and better than thoe assertions. And when you were quizzed about your dribble, you couldn’t quit handle it could you? There was a bloke that has actually had a dig and got in the gym and had a go, and I quote, he was of the “heaving hoard of Karaoke obsessed rugby players.”

“Full of big blokes with the collars turned up on their shirts and poor anger management”, in the real world when you spew out shit like this people get the shits. And it’s probably not the going thing to bitch slap them across the face and teach them a lesson. But good on Troy, because from my opinion you deserve it cock gagger.

Keep your mouth shut if you can’t say anything nice, and if you are going to generalise and talk shit be prepared to be bitch slapped, because your nothing but a bitch.

Patrick Carr

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59 Responses to
Patrick Carr’s view of Turner Club violence
Ralph 10:52 am 28 Jun 05

I agree Random. I’ve met/worked with some blokes who you would never pick as being homos.

RandomGit 10:44 am 28 Jun 05

Homosexuality as a sign of weakness amuses me as I know a lot of homosexuals, girls included, who would beat six shades of shit out of anyone in the ring and make them go down in short order to boot.

Double entendres intentional.

Patcarr 10:40 am 28 Jun 05


Just admit that you should have kept your mouth shut and not had a go at this bloke and you wouldn’t have got bitch slapped?

If you had left the bowling club, and kept your smart arse comments to yourself and talked up that lovely sweet lady you’ve told me about this wouldn’t have happened would it?

There is a lesson in this for you old boy, and you seem to be a smart enough to learn it, just keep your mouth shut and your comments to yourself when you are out it public. You can rant and rave and practice democracy on your website with all your other blogers, but just don’t put shit on people and expect them to tolerate it.

Good luck JB.

Spitfire3 10:19 am 28 Jun 05

There’s got to be more than one Patrick Carr in Canberra, because I know one who works in Manuka and I’m quite sure he’d never say anything like that.

gingermick 10:18 am 28 Jun 05

Methinks that Patrick Carr protests a little too much against the “cock gaggers”

Sounds very much like a locker room lingerer.

Evictor 10:18 am 28 Jun 05

My names Terry. And I’m a law abider. Good bloke fairly. But I get well lairy when geezers look at me funny. Bouncin’ round like bunnies … I’m an upstanding citizen. If I war came along I’d be on the front line wif em. etc etc.

What a cock this bloke sounds like.

loadedog 9:44 am 28 Jun 05

Johnboy, for God’s sake. Make an official complaint. If nothing else, it’ll make for an interesting day down at the Magistrate’s Court. I promise I’ll be there to hold your hand, you big sissy.

From one of the (not) poofters down at the Phoenix.

Nik_the_Pig 9:39 am 28 Jun 05

There are nobs in all walks of life not just Rugby and the Riot crew are ALL big rugby fans so lets not degrade this into a bagging out of any particular group.

Now I know a few of you like to stand up for JB but please DON’T FEED THE TROLLS.

Growling Ferret 9:26 am 28 Jun 05

Rugby, the game they play in heaven. Not. It has as many wankers (if not more) playing as League does…

LurkerGal 9:22 am 28 Jun 05

Patrick: masturbation that is not self masturbation is called sex. I will give you the benefit of the doubt, since it’s unlikely you’ve ever HAD sex, but still, I believe it is important you know what sex is.

Now fuck off.

johnboy 7:01 am 28 Jun 05

Sorry Nik,

But I think when a culture of violence, obscenity, and intimidation, turns up on my doorstep it deserves a little sunlight.

If they want to make comments like the one above then I intend to maximise their exposure.

I think they make my argument for me.

Especially when a club official has all but called me a liar.

blossy 6:51 am 28 Jun 05

I’m glad a man can be about more than beer and footy, or I think I’d be looking for one for all eternity…

Nik_the_Pig 6:47 am 28 Jun 05

John, we have told you before, don’t feed the trolls. Delete them.

johnboy 12:12 am 28 Jun 05

And while we’re here can anyone tell me how self masturbation differs from the usual kind?

johnboy 11:45 pm 27 Jun 05

For the record Patrick, sweety, I was talking to a rather attractive woman at the time of the incident.

Yes a man can write about more than beer and footy and still be heterosexual, who’d a thunk it?

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