twenty 600 reasons to hate magazines

jess.thomson 7 December 2008 26

For the most part, I couldn’t care less about magazines, much less ones in Canberra, and the rubbish attempts at them here are usually a joke, but for some reason the last year has seen rise to few magazines.

I read Frankie and Yen, and at least have an understanding of what looks good, but I’m not exactly sure what the aim of twenty 600 and the team of social retards behind it is?

Who gives a toss; about stories of yourselves and what you’ve done? Fictitious stories including your wildest fantasies and perceptions of yourselves leaves me wondering what the hell this is actually about? For me to want to read about you, you’d have to have done something significant, or be attempting to.

Writing a magazine aimed at feeding your ego, by giving yourself a title because you’re too talentless to achieve one, is the farthest thing from exciting or interesting.

This self indulgent drivel, is barely worthy of a blog, let along the paper you print it on, and joking about jerking off your mate, when the editor would actually consider it… leaves a salty taste in the mouth. Oh, and my god, it is the worst design, layout and attempt at anything creative this city has ever seen, you’re worse than Capital Magazine or Shitty News, at least I open those to check out the social pages—you’re a joke.

[ED – Perhaps readers would like to take this opportunity to share their thoughts on the Canberra street press / magazine scene?]


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Nambucco Deliria Nambucco Deliria 9:44 am 08 Dec 08

How can street press be anything other than hot and cold in a town like Canberra? It reflects what’s going on.

justbands justbands 9:33 am 08 Dec 08

I’ve seen Twenty 600 around….I’ve not seen “The Berra” though, what’s that one about?

BMA is a little hot & cold for a street press…it’s been around for a long, long time though. Just Bands was the best music street press going (for about 6 months, 7 years ago). 😉

Thumper Thumper 9:16 am 08 Dec 08

Viral marketing at it’s worse.

Who cares? I’ve never seen the magazine.

Holden Caulfield Holden Caulfield 8:52 am 08 Dec 08

jess.thomson said :

…mediochrity…

Quite.

jakez jakez 7:49 am 08 Dec 08

…I could use a good tummy tuck.

Eyeball In A Quart Jar Of Snot Eyeball In A Quart Jar Of Snot 1:04 am 08 Dec 08

twenty 600 seems to be nothing more than a vehicle to sell advertising space for a certain local cosmetic surgery company.

The articles are nothing more than blog space for a small bunch of hack prep kids who don’t have an original thought in their nickel plated heads.

No amount of glossy paper can disguise the vomit within. And unfortunately it gets stuffed into my mailbox every time they’ve sucked down the ipecac.

Anyways, feel free to enjoy this rag with your botox injections and tummy tucks.

jakez jakez 11:57 pm 07 Dec 08

Hmm, the ol ‘you are wrong because you are wrong’ argument. Take THAT Myer Girl.

I have read Twenty600 and found it to be quite enjoyable. Not every article appeals to my tastes however that can be said of every magazine I read (with the possible exception of the IPA Review).

I think, City News, BMA, Orpheus, Twenty600 et al all have their charms. However in my mind you can’t go past a good copy of Vice Magazine. It appeals to my alternative style and is chockablock with filth, nudity, stories about homeless nazi’s, toys from Japan, and disabled people being insulted. What more can you want.

It’s just a shame the thing is so hard to find.

jess.thomson jess.thomson 11:25 pm 07 Dec 08

Haha, I can see you up there on your high horse Mr Reynolds, how’s the view? In terms of sanctimonious piffle – I dare say after reading some of the articles you write, that this refers to your own writings? I quite enjoyed reading some of them… however, I dare say considering the fact that you’re commenting on my understanding of a magazine aimed at myself as part of their demographic is a little odd… considering you’re well outside of it.

‘Our target readership is young professionals who identify with the unique lifestyle that Canberra offers. twenty600 is written by and for young people who understand the social, intellectual and creative fabric of our city.’ I’d consider myself to fall into this category; being a 26 year old female, working in the legal industry – or is it a really small window for the classification of a ‘young professional’? It is after all quite possibly the most juvenile of attempts at a publication I’ve seen.

My issue isn’t with Canberra at all (on the contrary), I love this city, my issue is with people promoting mediochrity and substandard work, which detract from people’s perceptions of this city. This is pure and utter crap, and the fact that you Myer Girl feel the need to defend it’s quality exposes your own ignorance. Check outside the small bubble you live in, and see what the rest of Canberra and the world is doing.

Yours in vaginoplasty.

imhotep imhotep 9:39 pm 07 Dec 08

OMG! A pretentious and self-indulgent post about how pretentious and self-indulgent some new magazine is.

Seriously Jess, get over it. You sound like Paris Hilton, only dumber and nastier.

Masked Avenger Masked Avenger 7:25 pm 07 Dec 08

It’s abysmal, and I’ve heard almost libellous things about the editor, which make me like it even less.

But for those of us who don’t like it, we can now ignore it and read the aforementioned Orphan magazine, which was relaunched last month. It covers some similar territory with better design and photography, more advertising integrity, and no wanky “look at me, I’m so funny!” music reviews.

Gungahlin Al Gungahlin Al 4:58 pm 07 Dec 08

Yeah I don’t mind it now and then when I happen upon it around the city.
The graphic design is OK too.

Just love the Julie-Bishop-claws-out post above 🙂

astrojax astrojax 2:01 pm 07 Dec 08

must say, i was tempted for a moment to write up my (negative) reactions to the first issue of ‘the berra’, then thought better and let it slide. what an appalling piece of ‘journalism’ all over, really. how awfully bogan. [i know this will get me flame; c’est la vie]

yet for twenty600, apart from the name (would make the place have a postcode of 20600 – wrong!), i think it is a pretty fair street press zine and would support it (am still working out an article to submit at some time, but will do so). well done, haven’t seen volume 4 yet but had a chat to the editor in braddon one day after the first one was out; he seemed to have a head on his shoulders – good luck for the next four.

I-filed I-filed 1:15 pm 07 Dec 08

Hmmm, ‘newbie’ MYERgirl, that’d be viral marketer Miss Jo again surely from awhile back, with this clumsy placement:

http://the-riotact.com/?p=7424

Looks as though she is well hooked into the Cody/Taneeka/Benjiamyjne-esque Marketing 1.01 circle!

ant ant 11:46 am 07 Dec 08

reowwwwrr! saucer of milk to table 6!

el el 11:12 am 07 Dec 08

GOLD!

johnboy johnboy 10:00 am 07 Dec 08

Perhaps best not be make things quite so personal in future MG?

poptop poptop 7:43 am 07 Dec 08

LMAO – sounds like things could be interesting at Myer on Monday.

Jess’s effort has certainly raised twenty 600’s profile.

MYERgirl MYERgirl 3:53 am 07 Dec 08

…and yet, it has got you talking Jess LOL 😛

I am a fan of the magazine. I mean, I am not exactly going to jump in here and defend it with my dying breath. But I do give copies to friends in and out of Canberra, and they liked it.

But what is bugging me is how negative you are being. I don’t just mean about the magazine. I mean really uptight in that like stereotypical Girls Grammar way. You don’t like magazines. You don’t like magazines in Canberra. You don’t seem to like Canberra. Is it any wonder you don’t like twenty600?

PS: If you are the same Jess from my work, I hate working with you. Stop treating customers like they have germs. Plus, do yourself a favour. Lose the uber-snob glasses, fix your fringe, and stop scowling.

I am pretty sure it is you, calling people ‘social retards’ etc. Don’t be so prissy. As far as I am concerned, it’s a raging success if those who’d call people ‘social retards’ and are uptight don’t like it 😛

Smackbang Smackbang 9:45 pm 06 Dec 08

Takes one to know one, Jonathon Reynolds.

Jonathon Reynolds Jonathon Reynolds 6:33 pm 06 Dec 08

Jess,

Firstly congratulations on using (we assume) your real name, a rare occurrence on this site.

I’ve just hopped over to their website: http://twenty600.com.au/ and had a read of issue #4. I don’t see any problem with it. If George Poulakis and his team are making a dollar out of it, then good luck to them – perhaps if you believe you have a grasp of the local market demographics and can do better job, then you should do so. However, your posting as it currently reads, is nothing more than a stream of sanctimonious piffle.

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