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By johnboy - 31 October 2012 13

dick and balls

As passed on and recounted by a friend who wishes to remain anonymous:

EVERYONE! EVERYONE IT’S OK, I CAN DIE NOW.

Running along weaving down the street, Some guy walking past yells at me: “WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT?”

I yell back: “I’M TRYING TO DRAW A MASSIVE THROBBING C*** USING MY GPS!”

I pass him on the way back down the shaft, he’s staring at me weirdly: “I DON’T EVEN GIVE A F***”

And away i run into the night.

What’s Your opinion?


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13 Responses to
You know you’re living in the future when…
Jivrashia 12:11 pm 01 Nov 12

It’s a cryptic messages about the recent ACT election, right?

Who did Pocock shaft??

eyeLikeCarrots 11:37 am 01 Nov 12

Thats one big set of undercarriage…..

Felix the Cat 11:29 am 01 Nov 12
dtc 10:19 am 01 Nov 12

Wonder if he is a fan of ‘The Bugle’

If not, you all should be (its a podcast by the way). Not entirely about massive throbbing c@#^s

New Yeah 10:13 am 01 Nov 12

Morning glory, awesome.

tuco 7:44 am 01 Nov 12

Pork Hunt said :

OK, so I had to google Umberto. Now all of a sudden I have seen the name Foucault twice in two days. All I did was make a smart arse comment about some swing in a playground and now I find Umberto has written a novel called “Foucaults Pendulum” and tuco made a comment about the same thing.
..

It was the biz in 1851. Booyah!

patrick_keogh 7:27 am 01 Nov 12

thatsnotme said :

I guess I was born in the past.

How terribly temporal-linear of you.

LSWCHP 11:49 pm 31 Oct 12

If his c**k, when massive and throbbing, actually looks anything like his GPS representation of one of those items, then I would advise him to consult a medical practitioner immediately.

maxblues 11:48 pm 31 Oct 12

Outside Canberra Technology Park…great use of technology…makes me glad I took up serial-killing as a hobby.

thatsnotme 11:03 pm 31 Oct 12

If the future involves massive pencil d**ks, then I guess I was born in the past.

Pork Hunt 10:59 pm 31 Oct 12

OK, so I had to google Umberto. Now all of a sudden I have seen the name Foucault twice in two days. All I did was make a smart arse comment about some swing in a playground and now I find Umberto has written a novel called “Foucaults Pendulum” and tuco made a comment about the same thing.
Anyone ever heard of the Schuler error? Just to pass on the google experience…

bundah 10:59 pm 31 Oct 12

Hmm i can understand why he chooses to remain anonymous!

poetix 10:30 pm 31 Oct 12

So how long have you and Umberto Eco been friends?

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