How do I dispose of fireworks.

I bet you krats knows how to throw a wild party…

dannybear said :

soak them in a bucket of water for a few weeks till they go soggy and then mush them up while still under water then just throw them out

Thank you for your advice,They are soaking as I type.To the rest of you…you are sick people.

I-filed said

“I wouldn’t elaborate if I were you Pork Hunt – or you’ll find yourself in all seriousness on a police watch list. One of the best indicators of future criminal behaviour is fantasising about or carrying out animal cruelty.”

Police watch list – what police watch list?
Does this mean I should remove the “Drive it like ya stole it” sticker from my mobility scooter lest I get spotted by the plod on my way to bingo…

buy yourself a box of matches. It is not really that hard.

Just put them in your car and park it somewhere the police will find very quickly, an obvious spot in the middle of town is good. its also a great time to get rid of any unwanted gas cylinders and unused fertilizer. best do it just before you leave to go overseas

lol i hope this is a troll. Just hold onto them until you have kids and/or give them to 99% of the population who wants them.

Lame, very lame! Just fire the stuff off for christ sake!

If you are adamant that you want it disposed of legally, just ring the police and tell them you think you found one of grand dads WW2 souvenirs in the shed and the bomb squad will be falling over themselves to come collect it, may even make the Canberra times! 😉

But soaking in water will be just as effective albeit not very exciting.

Firing off during the million paws walk was a great idea and to all those owners of dogs, cats, cockatiels and cavies that suffer total bowel failure when they hear a bang, how about a can of harden up?

yeah let them off secretly and run

A bonfire will sort out the live from the duds for you.

I-filed said :

Pork Hunt said :

An irresponsible citizen could have had some fun with them at The Million Paws Walk today…

I wouldn’t elaborate if I were you Pork Hunt – or you’ll find yourself in all seriousness on a police watch list. One of the best indicators of future criminal behaviour is fantasising about or carrying out animal cruelty.

While I personally believe that fireworks border on animal cruelty (having a couple of dogs who are terrified of them) I don’t think that Pork Hunt was suggesting that the fireworks be used in a manner contrary to what they were designed for, rather just letting them off in the vicinity of a few thousand dogs. Did I read it wrong?

It would have been most amusing, with the PM’s entourage at the walk – I wonder how long it would have been between the ‘bangs’ and the arrest?