Monopoly board locations

Havelock House – good place to build a shiny new hotel…

Or the “You have failed three drug tests, which is in breach of your bail conditions” Get Out Of Jail Free Card

hehehehe

Community Chest card;

you have been invited to a same sex civil union, please pay 10 Aussie pesos, and take a 30 year step back in time.

I would have thought “Parliament House”, “National War Memorial” or even “Telstra Tower” should have been in that list.

“Fyshwick” would have been good to put in the ‘red’ properties along with ‘Kalgoorlie’ in WA and ‘Hindley Street’ in Adelaide …

Add the following to the chance pile:

“Native title claim”; and

“You get assaulted at random by Aboriginal/Sudanese/Lebanese”

Also, how about Amber Jane Westin’s house?

How about the Alexander Maconochie Centre?

Fuck I hate that name.

Summernats?

JB,

“In October, it asked all state premiers and chief ministers to nominate five areas for consideration.” from the Australian.

I would suggest that said ‘moron’ was merely following Hasbros request to nominate emminent locations, rather than streets.

Australia Zoo ?
Oh fucking save me.
Unless of course, you can use a Stingray, as your vehicle for moving round the board…

oaks estate

what about Queanbeyan.
they can use that for those little dodgy purple squares.. or the place right next to the jail…