30 April 2009

Worst Meal in Canberra?

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I wanted to post this in the 2006 long-running “worst Canberra restaurants” topic, but it’s so full it won’t play with MS internet explorer. So maybe it’s time for a new topic about meals you are sorry you ate (and paid for).

Tonight we tested the Twisted Fork at the Dickson Tradies, and it was the worst meal I’ve had in memory. I’m still feeling ill.

When they brought our meals, we were amazed to find that the one person who’d opted for veggies had an oval dish of veggies, but for the remaining three people, one oval dish of chips was for all three of us! The chips were good though. Pity about the rest of it. The veggies were not very nice, either. The potatoes were on their second night by the taste of it. It’s hard to ruin potatoes but they’d achieved it.

When ordering, I’d asked if they had any vinegar for the chips, and the ordering lady said the plastic bottle on the condiments stand had vinegar. Well, after scattering this on my chips, it became evident that this was in fact a “vinegrette” dressing, but one of doubtful provenance. The best description I can come up with is, that the oil was rancid, for industrial use only (greasing trays or something), and had been stored in a container usually used for dish washing detergeant (just typing that made me feel ill again). It was disgusting.

The chicken kievs we had also tasted of this industrial, chemically oil, and seemed to contain no garlic at all. The barramundis the rest of the party consumed were “OK”, but thin and dry. But they weren’t offensive.

I’ve heard good things about the Tradies, but this meal was really bad. Misery loves company, and I’d love to hear that someone else has had worse food recently.

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VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy said :

Anna Key said :

And as a broad comment about restaurants, since when has there been an expectation of a tip? I order a steak, vegies are extra, the service is ok, the wine list is overpriced and then there is an expectation that I will chuck an extra few dollars in. I’m happy to tip for exceptional service but isn’t a meal and service supposedly what I’ve just paid for? Otherwise why not get a lean cuisine and throw it in the microwave

So true. I never tip in Canberra, because I struggle to get service worth tipping for. Best meals for me lately have been the Southern Cross club Woden.

No-one should tip in Australia – ever. Tipping is legitimate in the US, where waiters are not paid by the hour, but rely on tips to live on. Waiters are paid a generous hourly rate, and should be providing great service already. If a waiter is being underpaid, they should take that up with Fair Work Australia.

Vivaldi restraurant at the ANU – THE WORST EVER!! When my friends and I arrived for the show (after a booking fiasco), we realised immediately that the restaurant was overbooked. Our table was wedged in a back corner just in front of a pile of dusty junk. The chairs did not even fit at the table (literally two of our plates did not fit at the table). I was stuck in the back corner and could not leave my seat. In order to go to the bathroom I had to climb under the table. Appalling. The food was no better. Two of our entrees never arrived. Our mains were cold, and one main arrived after everyone else had already finished. The food was mediocre and difficult to enjoy due to the terrible conditions. I spoke to the owner who was rude and unapologetic. The manager lied to my face about what transpired during the booking process. I was stunned. I have never before experienced anything like this in Canberra. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!

I worked at the Tradies back in it’s hey day when…
– the Schnitzel House was being operated month on month off by the two bistro teams,
– Rosco made chicken and mayo toasted sandwiches at two in the morning,
– ‘side-show alley’ still existed (only real regulars will know that one),
– there were meat raffles (a huge 31 trays of meat) held every night,
– the Black Mountain Jazz band played on a Saturday morning,
– there were bikes and trams all over the joint, and
– you had to throw yourself against the wall to get out of the way of the stampeding bingo bats at half-time…sure it was crusty, but boy it had character.

If the real Tradies schnitzels are indeed coming back…I know people who would travel 800kms to taste one of those again 😀

Has anyone seen these TV ads for the Tradies in the last week or so, with words to the effect of “This is BIG! The Tradies schnitzel is back! Starting from $13 in a wide variety of flavours etc etc”?

Can it be true?

i thought it would be nice to sit in a cafe and read the paper on such a beautiful day.

j from the block10:40 am 08 Sep 09

As a general rule, I tip if everything is done properly. If service is outstanding, I tip really well.
Having been in the hospitality game over half my life , 5 star to no star, I have a fairly high standard, and when it is met or exceeded, it deserves recognition.
Worst meal I have seen prepared was by an old chef at a Deakin Club (in bad old days), his apathy when the dish came back (strangely the punters with the ash didn’t mind, but the one with the cigarette butt in their salad took exception)caused me to leave and never return to work there.

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy9:48 am 08 Sep 09

Anna Key said :

And as a broad comment about restaurants, since when has there been an expectation of a tip? I order a steak, vegies are extra, the service is ok, the wine list is overpriced and then there is an expectation that I will chuck an extra few dollars in. I’m happy to tip for exceptional service but isn’t a meal and service supposedly what I’ve just paid for? Otherwise why not get a lean cuisine and throw it in the microwave

So true. I never tip in Canberra, because I struggle to get service worth tipping for. Best meals for me lately have been the Southern Cross club Woden.

damien haas said :

10.00 Am – Arrive at Charmers Cafe in Manuka.

10.10 AM – Handed menu. Order croissants and coffee.

10.30 AM – CROISSANT (singular) arrives. Re-order coffee. Query singular croissant. Pointed out to me, that its split in half, therefore actually two croissants, ‘you know, like two pieces of toast’.

10.40 AM – Reorder coffee

10.50 AM – Plate removed. Coffee arrives.

11.30 AM – Friends arrive.

11.35 AM – Menus arrive.

11.40 AM – Meals ordered. Waitress performs amazing feat of memory and writes nothing down.

12.10 AM – Drinks arrive.

12.15 AM – Meals arrive.

12.50 AM – ask for bill. $65 – seems a bit high.

Bill is divided into two parts. One part is the meals and drinks that were ordered when my friends arrive, second is ‘18.80’ and not itemised.

I query 18.80 and discover that i had been charged THREE times for a coffee that arrived once. point out that ONE croissant at $7 and One coffee at $3 cannot add up to $18.

$8 subtracted from bill.

Avoid.

If arriving 90 minutes before your friends is normal for you then I think someone is in need of a hobby.

Woody Mann-Caruso9:11 am 08 Sep 09

I’ve decided that I’m never eating out anywhere except Griffith Vietnamese, Happys and the Chisholm takeaway. Sad that I’ve only been able to find three venues in the whole of Canberra that manage to nail service, price and quality rather than adopting a “pick one, two if you’re lucky” strategy.

Had oysters kilpatrick at the Hellenic Club a few weeks ago… pathetic tiny little shrivelled bits of dried up crap more like it. The mains weren’t much better with both mine and my friends chicken breasts being VERY close to undercooked.

Went to the restaurant at Vikings Erindale last week and they could not have been more different… big yummy oysters that almost filled me up too much for my main (and I only get the half dozen!). The rest of the meals were great too.

We regularly take our 4 kids to Magpies @ Kippax (from Gungahlin) for dinner…If you go Sun/Mon/Tues/Wed night members meals are about $10 (I think?) and 5 star quality…schnity’s so big they have to sit on top of the chips & veg… and cooked PERFECTLY!!..& the kids meals are $3 INCLUDING A DRINK !!…but it’s not just the price that keeps us going back…the service is EXCELLANT..the place is always clean..only once in 4 years have we waited too long for a meal..and there was a good reason…& we’ve NEVER been dissapointed with a meal..just good honest, value for money family meals..and if you’re a member you get a free meal in your birthday month..I know this thread is meant to be about bad meals, but if it’s bad..we don’t go back & give it a second chance..we’ve been going from Gungahlin to Kippax for our bistro meals for about 4 years & it’s the only membership we keep renewing (apart from the Hellenic club…their bistro is also good value, but too far to go regularly & often too full)…now that we’ve seen this thread we might check out the RUC..but is it “child friendly”?

Was similarly rebuked at Gaudi in Woden for not being patient enough for two coffees that never arrived after more than an hour and two requests. Well forgive me for having other things to do! But the meal itself was good, even if the service was lacking

And as a broad comment about restaurants, since when has there been an expectation of a tip? I order a steak, vegies are extra, the service is ok, the wine list is overpriced and then there is an expectation that I will chuck an extra few dollars in. I’m happy to tip for exceptional service but isn’t a meal and service supposedly what I’ve just paid for? Otherwise why not get a lean cuisine and throw it in the microwave

10.00 Am – Arrive at Charmers Cafe in Manuka.

10.10 AM – Handed menu. Order croissants and coffee.

10.30 AM – CROISSANT (singular) arrives. Re-order coffee. Query singular croissant. Pointed out to me, that its split in half, therefore actually two croissants, ‘you know, like two pieces of toast’.

10.40 AM – Reorder coffee

10.50 AM – Plate removed. Coffee arrives.

11.30 AM – Friends arrive.

11.35 AM – Menus arrive.

11.40 AM – Meals ordered. Waitress performs amazing feat of memory and writes nothing down.

12.10 AM – Drinks arrive.

12.15 AM – Meals arrive.

12.50 AM – ask for bill. $65 – seems a bit high.

Bill is divided into two parts. One part is the meals and drinks that were ordered when my friends arrive, second is ‘18.80’ and not itemised.

I query 18.80 and discover that i had been charged THREE times for a coffee that arrived once. point out that ONE croissant at $7 and One coffee at $3 cannot add up to $18.

$8 subtracted from bill.

Avoid.

If one wants posh grub, go to Yip, certainly. But if one wants a schnitzel and chips, one should expect to get an edible one at a club!

Hamilton said :

Eat at a club – get club food!! Next time try the Ottoman or Chairman & Yip.

I have had CRAP food and CRAP service at a huge price at Yip.

Die Lefty Scum said :

I would honestly love nothing more than to see every club in Canberra go the way of the Thylacine?: hunted to extinction until the only thing left is 62 haunting seconds of silent black & white video. They are evil, soul-less places who thrive on exploitation of the hungry and dim-witted.

Poetic … but deeply silly.

I go to the odd club regularly enough – it’s a quick, cheap, simple meal that can be enjoyed with a bevvy, and you can take children (and even babies) there without having to worry about the impact on the other patrons, which is a *major* concern of mine with restaurants.

The meal that prompted me to write my review was a schnitzel and chips, too. Sans green prawn, thankfully! It was still toxic, that’s a good word. Toxic. It wasn’t just bad, there was extra flavours that just don’t happen in food naturally.

Die Lefty Scum4:11 pm 29 May 09

I would honestly love nothing more than to see every club in Canberra go the way of the Thylacine?: hunted to extinction until the only thing left is 62 haunting seconds of silent black & white video. They are evil, soul-less places who thrive on exploitation of the hungry and dim-witted.

That sounds truly disgusting. Schnitzel [or steak] and chips should be the signature dish of any self respecting club

I had a similar experience the one time I ate at the Southern Cross Club at Tuggeranong.

Word of advice – DON’T.

WORST FOOD I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. NO EXAGGERATION. SO ASHAMED THAT IT HAPPENED IN MY HOME TOWN.

This is my first post ever. I feel very strongly about the disappointment of my recent experience at the Tradies and must spread the word.

I couldn’t wait to see the Mundine v Geale bout recently and i think the main reason was because i (usually) love going to a club for a simple but satisfying schnitzel and chips etc and having a very relaxing midweek night out. I dragged my girlfriend along to the Twisted Fork and ordered the “Tradies’ Schnitzel” which the menu claimed was topped with loads of seafood. Something different i thought. The girl at the counter said it was an amazing dish so i ordered it ($24).

I received my meal within one minute of returning to my table! This supposed “schnitzel” had curled up from the numerous times it had obviously been reheated. the seafood was entirley non existent (apart from a tiny prawn) and the whole piece had turned a slight green. It was stone cold and one tentative unfinished mouthful was all i could manage. It tasted toxic. My girlfriend’s meal was just as bad. The greyish chips were absolutely putrid. The complimentary lemon cheesecake tasted like fish/ tin.

I’m not a fussy bloke, just an average guy that doesn’t like to waste his money. Boycott this restaurant until they learn to offer something in return for your hard earned dollars. I’M SO ANGRY THAT AN AUSTRALIAN CLUB HAS LOWERED IT’S STANDARDS SO MUCH!!

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy9:43 am 14 May 09

The problem is that there are many places that sometimes do a great job, but other times do a $hit job. Wagamama is a good example of that. First time I went it wasn’t too bad (bit pricey for what you got though), but second time was terrible. Crap food and even worse service.

I don’t get why so many hospitality staff in this town just don’t get the concept of hospitality.

Being a club meal person forever I would like to add that I found the WSCC & TSCC changed it’s steaks and other meal options for the worst about 6 years ago. When I like to have a club meal I value a good size portion, value for money and taste. These days I frequent the Calwell Club (big serves with traditional taste), Austrian Club (friendly family environment and they serve healthy kids variations) and Hellenic Club (good kids club whilst filling tasty well cooked meals). All these options are priced within typical club ranges.
Enjoy food.

Someone-South10:24 pm 13 May 09

peterh said :

I have very simple tastes. a steak that hangs off the plate will win me every time. anyone know where I can get one?

The Central in Queanbeyan… (ok i know)
Large hang over the plate steak dishes and mixed grills to die for. Thats if you can fit it all in.

Update! Tonight we tried the RUC. Yep, you guys were right, great food, and it was very civilised too. Some token poker machines in the corner well away from the food and grog. Really nice staff. Great schnitzel, great fillet steak, great chips (and they had vinegar!), and good fish too. Not the cheapest ever, but all in all very satisfactory.

We ate at the Gungahlin Lakes club the other week and it was pretty rubbish food. Prawn cutlets tasted like cardboard.

Can someone tell me what is happening with the West Belconnen Leagues Club? The food quality has dropped, and the prices gone up, since the cluib was ‘modernised’. We used to go there regulalry but go to Magpies instead.

The Croatia Deaking club has a great lunch time deal for $7.50 you get a schnitzel or steak that hangs off your plate at several opposing point, a generous serving of either chips or veggies and a roll. Whatever you choose it’s always cooked well too. I can’t reciommedn this enough.

If you want something more oriental for lunch then try Leongs at Campbell shops. Not pricey but always tasty (and there’s a bottle shop right next door!).

        Give them a chance to make a comeback
        rather than crucify them on your one off visit.

Who, me, or all the others who have also commented in this thread?!

What they served was not fit for human consumption (the industrial cooking oil and detergeant). Why on earth would anyone want to risk that again? I do hope you pass on our comments to the Tradies though, something tells me you’re in a position to, Buttercup.

Ant is entirely right to vote with her feet/wallet. Given the number of establishments that don’t serve inedible garbage, why should anyone waste their hard-earned dollars going back to a place that can’t even manage to get something simple like Chicken Kiev w/ vegetables right?

deezagood said :

motleychick said :

Wagamama in Civic is a shocker. Overpriced. Overrated. Crap service. Crap meals. Careless staff. Hopeless everything. I will NEVER return

+1

+2

+1 to comments about the Civic Wagamama. The Brissy and Sydney ones on the otherhand were great. Really good food and service was top quality.

Buttercup said :

Give them a chance to make a comeback rather than crucify them on your one off visit.

Who, me, or all the others who have also commented in this thread?!

What they served was not fit for human consumption (the industrial cooking oil and detergeant). Why on earth would anyone want to risk that again? I do hope you pass on our comments to the Tradies though, something tells me you’re in a position to, Buttercup.

Buttercup said :

How easily we also forget the good things the Tradies do for the community

Spending a low percentage of the money they receive from the profits of gambling on ‘the community’ somehow makes the Dickson Tradies angelic?

You are aware that they do this because its mandated by legislation, right? And most of the ‘community projects’ are thinly veiled self-promotion projects or pointless infrastructure redevelopment.

I am glad they closed R83 at Woden. The food was for cheap and nasty people. As for Dickson Tradies I have eaten at the Twisted Fork a few times this year and twice at Zen and all nights have been great. The staff are great and I think things are improving there (especially over the last month or so).
PS: How easily we also forget the good things the Tradies do for the community – it’s funny how it’s always about ourselves only. I was there only last week and noticed some really good promotions on that are in their newsletter. Give them a chance to make a comeback rather than crucify them on your one off visit.

Hamilton said :

Jim Jones said :

Hamilton said :

Eat at a club – get club food!! Next time try the Ottoman or Chairman & Yip.

Why would I want to pay too much to eat middling quality food surrounded by yuppies?

Put your stubbies and your trucker singlet on and enjoy your club food and VB – However don’t bitch about the “prison quality” food when it arrives.

That’s all I was saying.

You’re acting like a snobby wanker.

That’s all I was saying.

Roadrage77 said :

I have ridiculously low standards when it comes to restaurant food but I can honestly say I’d rather devour my own faeces than ever eat at the Tradies again.

freaking hilarious!! LOL!

If anyone has better chinese than Mee Sing in Lyneham, please let us know!! I have been going there all my life and never had a meal that I didn’t think about till my next visit!

sepi said :

Is there anywhere left to get real German food in Canberra?

I think that Zierholz brewery in Fyshwick has a lot of German stuff. and I’m expecting the Harmonie German Club to have a bit, too. They have their cheap schnitzl night early in the week.

Emlyn Ward said :

You don’t get much worse than the “Hog’s Breath Cafe”.

I was served a plate of the most appalling rubbish there – you wouldn’t believe. I ordered a steak and got this wet black thing that looked like a steak somebody had tried to transmute into corned beef by boiling it for 48 hours.
It looked like poo.
And it cost a lot.

I ate at Hogs breath Woden a couple of weeks ago. The Steak was just perfect.

Jim Jones said :

Hamilton said :

Eat at a club – get club food!! Next time try the Ottoman or Chairman & Yip.

Why would I want to pay too much to eat middling quality food surrounded by yuppies?

Put your stubbies and your trucker singlet on and enjoy your club food and VB – However don’t bitch about the “prison quality” food when it arrives.

That’s all I was saying.

motleychick said :

Wagamama in Civic is a shocker. Overpriced. Overrated. Crap service. Crap meals. Careless staff. Hopeless everything. I will NEVER return

+1

+2

CleptaK – I miss Frieda and Siegfried in the Austrian Club too.

I loved taking unsuspecting friends and getting them to order a pig’s knuckle. It was hilarious to see their faces when a hunk of meat bigger than a whole roast chicken came out on a carvery plate, a whole one per person!

Is there anywhere left to get real German food in Canberra?

Wagamama in Civic is a shocker. Overpriced. Overrated. Crap service. Crap meals. Careless staff. Hopeless everything. I will NEVER return

+1

dvaey said :

Reading stories of bad food reminded me of my last 2 visits to Central Cafe. After many years of enjoyable food there, and my new boss living in Qbn, we had a couple of work dinners out there last year. Both times the food was barely above average, and the deserts were quite nasty, both times I found mold on my desert. The staff offered to replace it but didnt really look all that surprised when I pointed it out to them.

Sad, cos their food used to be good, but two lots of ‘off’ food in two trips kills any chance of me going back.

New owners if you liked them before try cental cafe in gunners that the old owners heard great reviews from friends and family who used to love Queanbeyan

peterh said :

Emlyn Ward said :

You don’t get much worse than the “Hog’s Breath Cafe”.

I was served a plate of the most appalling rubbish there – you wouldn’t believe. I ordered a steak and got this wet black thing that looked like a steak somebody had tried to transmute into corned beef by boiling it for 48 hours.
It looked like poo.
And it cost a lot.

Agree there I used to eat at hog’s for years with no probs then one night I took my other half he got the steak and I ordered a salad it was great but the steak well a good night off for the kids was ruined by a trip to the hospital, We have never been back since.

Magpie’s at kippax is great never had a bad meal there the whole family(bout 20 of us) eats there weekly, members specials and kids meals are cheap ,good food, good prices, good service.

Woody Mann-Caruso9:04 am 01 May 09

Wagamamas.

+1. “Watery two-minute noddles with a scattering of leftover stirfry? That’ll be $20, thanks.”

Reading stories of bad food reminded me of my last 2 visits to Central Cafe. After many years of enjoyable food there, and my new boss living in Qbn, we had a couple of work dinners out there last year. Both times the food was barely above average, and the deserts were quite nasty, both times I found mold on my desert. The staff offered to replace it but didnt really look all that surprised when I pointed it out to them.

Sad, cos their food used to be good, but two lots of ‘off’ food in two trips kills any chance of me going back.

Wagamamas. I hear you. It went on my never to visit again list. Gross

Cleptak, the Italo club and the German club are also on my list. I printed off the Italo club’s menu today and it looked really exceptional (Ok, I was hungry). It’s good to hear your raps for the German club, I have a notion that will be good. No nonsense, just good grub.

Mecca Bah is OK, kind-of. I have a big soft-spot for the Turkish place across the road though, next to Angelo’s shoes. That is good tucker.

peterh said :

I have very simple tastes. a steak that hangs off the plate will win me every time. anyone know where I can get one?

Last time I wandered into the Rendezvous Cafe in Qbn main st, someone was eating a fish whose head and tail hung off the plate! That’s a top place, the people are the ones who began the Central Cafe. They put twisted slices of orange on their salads. And make the BEST chicken schnitzel in the world. You should see their mixed grill.

It’s up the cop-shop end of teh main street, their sign has lighbulbs lining it.

Gosh I love these food threads – thanks ant! It’s good to read the experiences of others.

The worst meals I’ve had in Canberra in the last six months include:

– The Burns Club: My father is Sri Lankan and I love the food. I was most disappointed with the last meal I had at the Burnsie as I went to the Friday hopper night a few weeks ago. The service was terrible and I’m fairly certain the food had been microwaved as the curry was warm-hot in places and cold in others (and the plate was extremely hot). The stringhoppers also didn’t taste right and had a funny texture. I mentioned this to the manager who was nonchalant about it all. This isn’t the first time I’ve had an ‘off’ meal from there, either.

I also don’t like the idea that people who order from the smaller bistro menu aren’t allowed to sit in the restaurant part – it’s not like the restaurant isn’t big enough, or is always packed! Anyway, I won’t be returning.

– The Dickson Tradies: our trivia group went there a number of times for Overheard’s trivia on Monday nights and they never failed to disappoint. They mucked up our orders every occasion. It was never as bad as ant’s and others experiences, though. As with the Burnsie, I won’t be back.
– City Labor club: I went last week and it was grotty (sticky menus, not so clean cutlery). I had fish and felt off afterwards. It’s a shame as it was good for quite a while.

As for positive experiences, I can vouch for:

– The Italian Club, Forrest – I head there every Wednesday night for trivia and the food in the Italian restaurant has been great. I’ve had one substandard meal but this was replaced quickly after I let the waiter know (he actually noticed I hadn’t eaten much and he asked why – I’ve found it’s not often wait staff notice those details!). The service is always excellent and for a club meal I can highly recommend it. Their oysters kilpatrick are always yummy. Tim’s upstairs is also good. I had Yum Cha there a couple of weeks ago and our group left satisfied – we’ll definitely be returning.
– Delissio, Curtin
– TuDo, O’Connor
– LaPasa, City
– Godori, City
– Erindale Vikings
– The German Club, Narrabundah (does anyone else yearn for Frieda and Sigfried’s – I think that’s right! – from the Austrian Club?! I miss the bratkartoffeln and the gravy… Oh the memories!)

Trying Mecca bar in Manuka tomorrow – looking forward to it!

I have very simple tastes. a steak that hangs off the plate will win me every time. anyone know where I can get one?

swamiOFswank11:29 pm 30 Apr 09

Maybe a bit OT as this isn’t about a rotten club meal, but sweet jebus, Wagamama in Civic is a shocker. Overpriced. Overrated. Crap service. Crap meals. Careless staff. Hopeless everything. I will NEVER return.

Jamie Wheeler, that was our experience too! Turns out I wasn’t the only member of the party to have a revolting night after the meal. Well, I’ve got my revenge, the word is definitely OUT.

I am noting the good raps… the one for the RUC especially, due to geography! I liked the look of their menu AND the prices. I’m thinking about the German Club too (geography, and the Germans like their grub). This Weston club might be worth a special trip due to the vehemency of its fans.

Enjoying the stories of horror and woe, as always.

Jamie Wheeler10:47 pm 30 Apr 09

I used to eat at the tradies up until recently when the new caterers took over. I tried it once and was so disgusted I never went back to the place. Ripped up my membership card too. The food took nearly an hour to arrive and was ridiculously expensive. I had to force myself to choke down a luke warm, day old serve of microwaved pig swill. I left feeling like I’d done lunch at a federal pententiary and had my wallet cleaned out in the process. That night my stomach did the rhumba and I felt lucky to survive the night.

The Dickson Tradies – what a hole. Filled with poker machines, empty rooms and the toilets also stink to high heaven. Definately worst meal ever.

54-11 said :

M Rose (#62), are you talking about the Weston Labor Club? I was out there a couple of weeks ago and had the surf’n’turf, which was drowned in the crappiest tomato sauce I have ever tasted. What a waste of a good steak and prawns.

No, it’s just called “The Weston Club” and it’s owned by The Raiders Group. It used to be Royals Rugby Club. It’s just off Hindmarsh near Cooleman Court. The Labor Club is in Stirling near the old college, right?

M Rose (#62), are you talking about the Weston Labor Club? I was out there a couple of weeks ago and had the surf’n’turf, which was drowned in the crappiest tomato sauce I have ever tasted. What a waste of a good steak and prawns.

Felix the Cat9:25 pm 30 Apr 09

Jim Jones said :

My heart broke when they got rid of the schnitzelarium at the Tradies. Chasseur schnitzel (schnitzel with a whine white, garlic and mushroom sauce) was the one food that I had constant cravings for. I was so infatuated it with it that, many years ago, I ended up having christmas lunch at the Tradies once (it’s not that sad, I ducked in between relative visits and hanging out with friends).

The staff were great (and worked damned hard), the food was excellent value, and the place was always packed – it had one hell of a reputation.

God knows why the Tradies management decided to throw all that away in favour of the sh1t they serve up now. I’ve visited twice since the new caterers, and each time I’ve been bitterly disappointed at the appalling quality of the food, the stupid overpricing, and the chaotic lack of organisation. I threw away my membership card (I’m not going to need it anymore) and have noted that most of my friends have done the same.

I too loved the Chasseur! I only went to the Tradies once after the renovations and new caters and was dissapointed with the meal. Not as bad as the OP with quality but more with the quantity of it. Too used to getting a ‘half-serve’ schnitzel and struggling to finish it. With the new mob I got a regular ‘full-sized’ schnitzel that was about half as big as the ‘half-serve’. I didn’t bother going back again. Sounds like I made the right decision.

The Magpies Club @ Kippax is good value, especially if you get the cheaper ‘member-only’ meals that are on offer on certain days of the week. Pretty consistent quality and pretty prompt service.

Gungahlin Lakes is ok too, except that you mostly have to book a table in the bistro in a day or so advance. If you don’t book ahead you will most likely be turned away (especially on a Wednesday night) or have to wait a long time for a table to become free. Watch out though for the unsupervised brats poking their grubby mitts into the various salad bar dishes. The Garlic Prawns are quite good.

Growling Ferret said :

Raiders Gungahlin is pretty good – not cheap but a far better feed than Gungahlin Lakes.

I agree – just had dinner there and the chicken schnitzel was really good (not dry and bland). I don’t usually go to clubs for dinner, being a bit of a food snob, but will probably go back to the Raiders when I feel like a schnitzel again. 😉

OK, you have me started.
Hogs Breath = crap. I didn’t even get to the food after 45 mins waiting for my order to be taken and another 45 mins for my food. When I asked, it was being cooked now. I didn’t wait and am still waiting for a response to my complaint 18 months on. I don’t think I’m going to get one.
Raiders Club (Gungahlin) = surprisingly great. I didn’t expect much but the roast pork loin was one of the best meals I have had out which is impressive. If it is representative of their meals I would go back any time.
Civic Asian Noodle House = yum. Noisy but I have never had a bad meal and I have had more than a few lunches there.

I had a whiteboard at work with restaurant reviews but since we moved it hasn’t come back. I think I need to start it again.

Growling Ferret7:56 pm 30 Apr 09

Raiders Gungahlin is pretty good – not cheap but a far better feed than Gungahlin Lakes.

Irish Club has gone up in price but also quality. Had a couple of meals there lately and they have been pretty damn good.

All clubs seems to be very hit and miss these days. The last few meals i’ve had at CSCC Woden and Tuggers have been decent. Eastlake was pretty good. Found the Helennic pretty ordinary though.

Hogs Breath has always been great when i’ve gone, Babar is a bit hit and miss but when they get it right, its great.

I don’t believe i’ve eaten at Dickson Tradies but the Woden one has always been crap IMO.

It’s a result of the change in smoking laws.

mmmm… I reckon that the clubs had started going down hill well before those laws came in.

What happened to the days where other peoples gambling addictions subsidised my cheap food and beer? Even if the food is good, why go to a club and pay the same price as a restaurant (assuming you go to a good one)?

Hey Justbands, Mr Evil and Hells Bells, I waitress at the Bistro in the Weston Club and it’s great to read that you guys like it, we love our regulars. In fact, that’s where I’m headed right now. I’d rate it, but that would be a little biased!

Clubs ain’t the same anymore, and never will be. It’s a result of the change in smoking laws. Gonna have to find somewhere else to go for a few cheapies before I hit town. I’m thinking my local bowling club, cept the chix there smell of mothballs.

kean van choc5:18 pm 30 Apr 09

Canberra Southern Cross Club is way below par. In the Woden area, I reckon the Hellenic is great for snitty (and steak) in the bistro; pizzas in the Trattoria; and duck (not to mention the deep fried eggplant stuffed with seafood) in Ginseng. And they have Zierholz on tap to wash it all down with.

#57

I would pay for your next meal at the Tradies to see that.

LOL.

Not one who has the time or opportunity to venture out to a club, or restaurant for that matter, I am wanting to know if the clubs still make you pay when ordering.

If so, this may need to be stopped so the good old walking out without paying because the service and quality of everything including the food was terrible and now worthy of full payment if any.

In deserving circumstances, this can be a good kick in the butt for management to get their act together.

I have ridiculously low standards when it comes to restaurant food but I can honestly say I’d rather devour my own faeces than ever eat at the Tradies again.

grunge_hippy4:58 pm 30 Apr 09

last meal i had at hogs breath was very ordinary too… the new ‘pasta’ menu is ridiculous. bland, overcooked and nasty. I should have known better. wasnt cheap either.

we’ve been going to tuggies at chisholm lately and its pretty good, their pizza’s are quite nice. tuggies at lanyon chinese is pretty good too.. Woden SCC has gone downhill in my opinion, and gone up in price!

Weeknights at the RUC in Barton, I personaly can’t talk it up enough.

I agree, the RUC is great!!! Awesome food, and a good atmosphere, even for those who hate Union like me.

And I agree with you Emlyn Ward – last few times i have been to Hog’s Breath it has been horrible. They struggle with getting the order right and it just has not been enjoyable at all, and for what you pay for it it should be. Only time it was good was the first time I went there. It’s just disappointment now.

Emlyn Ward said :

You don’t get much worse than the “Hog’s Breath Cafe”.

I was served a plate of the most appalling rubbish there – you wouldn’t believe. I ordered a steak and got this wet black thing that looked like a steak somebody had tried to transmute into corned beef by boiling it for 48 hours.
It looked like poo.
And it cost a lot.

it must have been a once off, every steak i have at hogs breath woden is fantastic. shame that they put vegetables on my plate – I always eat all the steak, but not so much of the veges…

You don’t get much worse than the “Hog’s Breath Cafe”.

I was served a plate of the most appalling rubbish there – you wouldn’t believe. I ordered a steak and got this wet black thing that looked like a steak somebody had tried to transmute into corned beef by boiling it for 48 hours.
It looked like poo.
And it cost a lot.

eyeLikeCarrots4:08 pm 30 Apr 09

Weeknights at the RUC in Barton, I personaly can’t talk it up enough.

And I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve mysteriously started enjoying Rugby Union when before I would rather be beaten with a wet fish than watch sport.

East, well not quite Qbn. Think Duntroonish. Maybe people in this part of town don’t appreciate a good hearty family feed for a decent price.. the Ainslie club went very bad some years back too.

Hells_Bells743:54 pm 30 Apr 09

Yep The Tradies went real bad. Fancy taking away housie too. Totally right about pokies-only respect too.

JC said :

Jim Jones said :

JC said :

Maybe management will get the hint?

I doubt it. So long as people keep shoving money into the poker-machines, everything else is almost irrelevant.

They are not doing that all that much at the Tradies now either. I think they have driven their customer base away (workers and the wealfare set) to target a different market (will agree with mum yuppies) who are not interested in put money into pokies or eating overpriced club food.

they are refurbishing and stopped trivia, so i stopped trekking over there once a week. at a bit of a loss now.

justbands said :

> It’s weird how they’re all about as far as you can get from the east side though. Kambah, Kippax, Weston, Erindale.

Canberra has an “East side” now? I only ever considered the North/South divide…considering you can just about throw a blanket over the East/West gap. 🙂

I think he is talking about Queanbeyan!

Jim Jones said :

JC said :

Maybe management will get the hint?

I doubt it. So long as people keep shoving money into the poker-machines, everything else is almost irrelevant.

They are not doing that all that much at the Tradies now either. I think they have driven their customer base away (workers and the wealfare set) to target a different market (will agree with mum yuppies) who are not interested in put money into pokies or eating overpriced club food.

But the place is seriously deserted these days. I don’t that many people are even in the pokie rooms. They have tried to do the place up and got it massively wrong. Instead of idiosyncratic and homey they have made it into a huge barn with bad carpet. And bad food. And nothing else.

Maybe they are hoping to push it over and build some units…

JC said :

Maybe management will get the hint?

I doubt it. So long as people keep shoving money into the poker-machines, everything else is almost irrelevant.

> It’s weird how they’re all about as far as you can get from the east side though. Kambah, Kippax, Weston, Erindale.

Canberra has an “East side” now? I only ever considered the North/South divide…considering you can just about throw a blanket over the East/West gap. 🙂

The Tradies started to loose the plot with their modernisation program they started 3 or so years back. I think they have lost sight of who their customers are and what they want.

My old mum has been a member for a good 30 years or so but this year is not going to renew. In her eyes they have turned the club into a yuppie poofters club. Though last time I was there a few weeks back I didn’t see too many yuppies or poofs, in fact didn’t see too many patrons at all.

Maybe management will get the hint?

I’m not getting much shared misery regarding rotten meals, but I do appreciate all the good leads to good tucker here! It’s weird how they’re all about as far as you can get from the east side though. Kambah, Kippax, Weston, Erindale.

> is the laksa house still there? haven’t been over for a while.

Yep, still there.

justbands said :

> I think the place in Weston is rotten Thai and great Turkish – no Lebanese. The Thai House across the road is vastly superior for those options.

Oh yes…sorry, Turkish (I haven’t been there in ages). No arguments from me RE: Thai House, it’s fantastic.

is the laksa house still there? haven’t been over for a while.

> I think the place in Weston is rotten Thai and great Turkish – no Lebanese. The Thai House across the road is vastly superior for those options.

Oh yes…sorry, Turkish (I haven’t been there in ages). No arguments from me RE: Thai House, it’s fantastic.

I think the place in Weston is rotten Thai and great Turkish – no Lebanese. The Thai House across the road is vastly superior for those options.

> Thai and Portuguese. Haven’t tried it yet!

There’s a Thai/Lebanese place in Weston..& they don’t actually do a bad job of either.

They’re making cutbacks so they can feed more money into the ALP machine.

Off topic I know, but speaking of “mixed cuisine” restaurants – we have a recently opened restaurant in Gungahlin called “Chiang Rai Piri Piri”. Yep – Thai and Portuguese. Haven’t tried it yet!

who ever heard of a sri lankan restaurant serving scottish fare?

It’s because it’s a Scottish club. But it’s still weird!!

dvaey said :

threepaws said :

Ate at the ‘Banana Leaf’ at the Burns Club in Kambah for the first time a few weeks ago.

Don’t know about the Burns’ bistro though…

I can vouch for the bistro at the Burns club. Ate there a few weeks ago and the food was incredible, portions were just right, and the atmosphere was nice for an informal family dinner.

but do they do steaks? no. who ever heard of a sri lankan restaurant serving scottish fare?

I miss the executioner’s grill.
I prefer to eat at la porchettas – family restaurant, big juicy steaks, great pasta and pizza, great service.

@dvaey – sorry, I should have clarified – I actually don’t know about the Burns bistro as I have never eaten there, I wasn’t being disparaging.

I might venture down tonight and give it a go!

Weston Club, Woden CSCC, and Erindale Viking’s are really good! The old restaurant that was at the Burns used to be awesome, best chicken parmigiana ever, not a fan of the new restaurant that has replaced it though.

Magpies at Kippax does an awesome schnitzel with bacon and cheese on top. My cholesterol went up just looking at it.

And really good veggie burgers as well.

+1 to that. Also recommend their beef burgers and chicken parma. They’re heading towards the expensive end of club food though.

threepaws said :

Ate at the ‘Banana Leaf’ at the Burns Club in Kambah for the first time a few weeks ago.

Don’t know about the Burns’ bistro though…

I can vouch for the bistro at the Burns club. Ate there a few weeks ago and the food was incredible, portions were just right, and the atmosphere was nice for an informal family dinner.

Steady Eddie said :

Everybody should boycott Tradies (both of them) until they reopen 83 Restaurant.

Agreed. We would frequent them at least once a month, and for special occasions (birthdays, family visiting, etc). Since they closed at Woden I have made a conscious decision to boycott the entire chain (Tradies chain, not 83 restaurant chain).

Interestingly, their website still indicates the restaurant exists:

http://www.thetradieswoden.com.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=116&Itemid=167

Bring back the old vietnamese restaurant, where you could eat in the trams that we had when I was a kid.

Ate at the ‘Banana Leaf’ at the Burns Club in Kambah for the first time a few weeks ago.

The Banana Leaf serves “contemporary Sri Lankan and Scottish cuisine”

Can’t vouch for the whole menu, but what we had was delicious, pleasantly surprising even!

Don’t know about the Burns’ bistro though…

ant said :

Clown Killer said :

I hear that the Italo-Australian Club does excellent food.

Hmmm. I’ve heard that too. And the location is good. (takes note).

Not your average club prices though, a little steep. I would contend The Labour Club is as good but that few dollars cheaper.

I’ve heard good things about Southern Cross Club although I think most meals are priced on or above the $20 mark

Clown Killer said :

I hear that the Italo-Australian Club does excellent food.

Hmmm. I’ve heard that too. And the location is good. (takes note).

Clown Killer12:43 pm 30 Apr 09

I hear that the Italo-Australian Club does excellent food.

Woden CSCC is alright – have gone there for years for meals

But for some reason Tugg CSCC just cant do decent steaks!

We had our cheap family dinners at the woden southern cross club for years. It was well-priced, the food was really yummy, and even though it was a tad of a hike from the east, it was where we went. But it started to go down a few years back. The prices went up, the food became unreliable, and you often felt a bit icky after eating it. Hence our search for another venue.

The Queanbo bowlo did OK for a while, but the menu was limited and nothing really stood out, so we hit the road again. We tried the Yacht Club southern cross last week, it was better than previously but still not great. Garlic bread was good though.

Club food is not difficult, I can’t fathom why so many places can’t get it right. (Weston’s a bit far… but we may become that desperate!).

Hells_Bells7412:36 pm 30 Apr 09

justbands said :

Tuggeranong Southern Cross club food has to rate as some of the worst. A month or so ago we were there…they got our orders wrong (several times!), we had a table of about 8 people who all ordered within a few minutes of each other…some of us got food more than an hour before others….& then the food was rubbish.

Once again though…I can’t say enough good things about the food (& service) at The Weston Club….it would rival many restaurants.

Yum! I’m a big fan of The Weston Club too. Always trying to find an excuse to go lately.

Haven’t tried the Tuggeranong Southern Cross Club, won’t bother now. Yummy food when you can get it (right) at the Woden SCCC. Jamison SCCC (ex Wests) – I can’t say I’m impressed, went to take the kids there for lunch one day recently and ended up walking out and rushing over to The Weston Club instead. Last couple of times I’ve met friends there the selection has been rather hard indeed. They used to be such a great restaurant.

Tuggeranong Southern Cross club food has to rate as some of the worst. A month or so ago we were there…they got our orders wrong (several times!), we had a table of about 8 people who all ordered within a few minutes of each other…some of us got food more than an hour before others….& then the food was rubbish.

Once again though…I can’t say enough good things about the food (& service) at The Weston Club….it would rival many restaurants.

The quality of food from the restaurants at the CSCC Woden & Erindale Tuggeranong Vikings Club is pretty good, and even the basic clubgrub at the CSCC Woden isn’t half bad either.

> I agree that not all club food is bad. I have enjoyed a few good schnitzels at the Sthn Cross club in the last year or so. And I’m a food snob.

I ate last weekend at the Southern Cross Club – usually get good steaks there but it was awful!

My mum’s steak was burnt to a crisp (ordered medium)
My rump steak was NOT a rump… very grisly and chewy – cooked ok though
Everyone’s vegies were RAW!

But how lazy are they there? they cant even peel some damn prawns that went on top of a surf n turf?? a couple of us has bleeding gums from trying to eat prawn meat scraped out of the burnt shells…

CSCC get your act together!!

Hamilton said :

Eat at a club – get club food!! Next time try the Ottoman or Chairman & Yip.

Last time I ate club food, it was edible. Not disgusting enough to have you watning to throw up for the rest of the night.

This was not “club food”, this was horrible.

Clown Killer12:00 pm 30 Apr 09

I used to regularly enjoy lunch at the Rugby Union Club in Barton. Pretty good value, decent food and sensibly priced beer. I haven’t been to the tradies for quite some time, but I’ll take your advice and give it a miss.

If you didn’t enjoy your mean it’s because you were sober obviously. Why you would step up to a meal from the Dicko Tradies without a 6 pack in you first is beyond me. Not that I’m excusing the place, but as has been said already “Eat at a club – get club food!”

> Not all clubs are that bad though. I’ve been having meals at the Weston Club for the past few weeks, and they’re pretty good quality.

+ 1, it’s always really good.

Hamilton said :

Eat at a club – get club food!! Next time try the Ottoman or Chairman & Yip.

Club food is usually much better value, because they can afford to subsidise the club restaurant/bistro from the poker machine revenue. They just want to get people in the door.

But if you want to be a snob, go right ahead.

I agree that not all club food is bad. I have enjoyed a few good schnitzels at the Sthn Cross club in the last year or so. And I’m a food snob.

Hamilton said :

Eat at a club – get club food!! Next time try the Ottoman or Chairman & Yip.

Why would I want to pay too much to eat middling quality food surrounded by yuppies?

Club food should be big meals, hearty and quick and cheap. Tradies is nil for four on those criteria.

Hamilton said :

Eat at a club – get club food!! Next time try the Ottoman or Chairman & Yip.

Not all clubs are that bad though. I’ve been having meals at the Weston Club for the past few weeks, and they’re pretty good quality.

Eat at a club – get club food!! Next time try the Ottoman or Chairman & Yip.

It seemed quite pricey for a club meal. $18 for chicken kievs (that were unpleasant tasting), and $14 for small serves of “barra”, which is actually OK. Except they weren’t very nice either!

The thing of amalgamating the chips for 3 people onto one small oval dish was downright weird though. There was heaps of room on the plates, why not just put them there?

But the oil-thing was truly gross. The staff should know what’s in the bottles on the condiments table (it was a yellow plastic squeeze-bottle), and that oil should not have been served to any person, any time. Dish detergeant and industrial cooking oil. That was rancid.

I don’t think we’ll be back.

From now on, please put your warnings about bad meals here! I for one will be taking careful note.

The Tradies is ridiculous now. There is never anyone in there either.

We had a meal in the new restaurant a few weeks ago. It was terrible. It took over an hour to arrive, and we got all fired up to complain, but when we went up there, half the teenage staff were in tears, so we had to be nice about it. Apparently most meals were beigng returned as undercooked, or not what people ordered.

Eventually they brought us a schnitzel and a salad. The schnitzel was scary looking (had brown avocado spread all over the top – not a good look). It tasted ok.

A group of us were regulars at the Monday night Trivia in the Trams for a while, and ate our way through most of the menu. I guess the best you could say about it was that it was cheap, and I thought you were essentially getting what you paid for. When I read that someone new was taking over the catering, I thought it might get better. Evidently not.

I wouldn’t rate it as worst ever, but it was certainly very ordinary. The trivia was great however, and the cash prizes we won generally paid for the meal every week!

My heart broke when they got rid of the schnitzelarium at the Tradies. Chasseur schnitzel (schnitzel with a whine white, garlic and mushroom sauce) was the one food that I had constant cravings for. I was so infatuated it with it that, many years ago, I ended up having christmas lunch at the Tradies once (it’s not that sad, I ducked in between relative visits and hanging out with friends).

The staff were great (and worked damned hard), the food was excellent value, and the place was always packed – it had one hell of a reputation.

God knows why the Tradies management decided to throw all that away in favour of the sh1t they serve up now. I’ve visited twice since the new caterers, and each time I’ve been bitterly disappointed at the appalling quality of the food, the stupid overpricing, and the chaotic lack of organisation. I threw away my membership card (I’m not going to need it anymore) and have noted that most of my friends have done the same.

Steady Eddie9:47 am 30 Apr 09

Everybody should boycott Tradies (both of them) until they reopen 83 Restaurant.

I was only thinking this morning whether the Tradies had got their act back together after ditching the schnitzel house. The answer appears to be a resounding ‘no’. Thanks for the warning, Ant.

The new ‘corporate Tradies’ really has lost the plot – no bicycle museum, no planetarium and observatory (admittedly in the Downer club, but part of the Tradies empire), no holiday accommodation, no subsidised food (the restaurant is shocking because it’s been tendered out to the lowest bidder). It’s not even doing the basics of providing life support to the pokies…

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