Pool room nominations

Must agree with Nik_the_Pig

Car-o-Llama by far the best comment of the past couple of months

Would it be churlish to cast aspersions on the size of your wang at this point, VY?

Comment by Mr_Shab — 1 February, 2007 @ 4:04 pm

“You’re more worried about that little perve perched up on the Maccas M with his binoculars, aren’t you?”

http://the-riotact.com/?p=4135#comments

“who cares what people lick or shove up there orifices… i personally like eating talcum powder but my friends don’t hold that against me.”

Comment by Absent Diane — 18 January, 2007 @ 9:58 am

http://the-riotact.com/?p=4048

“all this discussion makes me want some man love.”

Comment by andy — 17 January, 2007 @ 8:47 am

http://the-riotact.com/?p=4048

“Im trying for front page news here… but I think I might have to give into peer pressure and lift my top up.”

Comment by schmerica_ — 16 January, 2007 @ 8:39 pm

http://the-riotact.com/?p=4048

“Chickens, hens etc are quite cute when you get to know them!”

Comment by luca — 29 January, 2007 @ 9:13 pm

http://the-riotact.com/?p=4135

“If god didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of meat.”

Comment by Sammy — 29 January, 2007 @ 9:25 pm

http://the-riotact.com/?p=4135

The elf has a point! Comment by Blamemonkey — 18 January, 2007

Hahahahahahahaa Comment by Thumper – 1 minute later

there’s a lot of sad acts here nominating themselves for posterity. my vote:

i quite like the idea of the homosexual equivalent of the tradies club. instead of trams, various public lavatory designs could feature.

Comment by bonfire — 17 January, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
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It could be called the “Rough Tradies”

Comment by Ari — 17 January, 2007 @ 1:00 pm

– More to the point, is there an alternative site we can recommend for the intemperate and noisy Chris S, to reduce the impact of his rude, arrogant, irascible and downright puerile brayings on RA? Piss off, you boorish and ill-mannered wanker.

Was posted by terubo, IIRC.

in the spirit of self-masturbation/nomination

i wrote a poem about fried chicken once, it went nothing like this sentence.

Comment by Absent Diane — 29 January, 2007 @ 4:06 pm

Beautifully worded, deep yet mostly irrelevant, and off topic – embodies the enigma which is Absent Diane. (read: it shows me for the d#ckhead I am)

“front bottom”

Comment by – Mr Evil 19 January, 2007 @1:07pm

I have a solution to this problem. Basically I stand naked on my front lawn twice a day with the hose gushing as hard as possible, and use the water that sprays out the edge to brush my teeth. I then gargle and spit onto the ground, and thoroughly clean my toothbrush. During this time, the grass beneath by feet gets a tad damp.

What are they going to do? Tell me to stop brushing my teeth?

Comment by VYBerlinaV8_now with_added_grunt — 12 January, 2007 @ 4:47 pm

Oh, and when I say hose I mean garden hose, not my penis.

Comment by VYBerlinaV8_now with_added_grunt — 12 January, 2007 @ 4:48 pm

^^^Pool room.

Comment by el — 12 January, 2007 @ 5:06 pm

How about we just keep the ‘garden hose not penis’ comment?

Hooray! 😀

Ta

You certainly tripped the moderation filter.

At which point I looked at it and decided the circumstances warranted letting it through despite encouraging all our moronic pedants to wail and moan about their stupid thoughts on double standards.

Did my post not come up because it had swears?
I can view it but it’s not in the recent comments section.
I can edit if need be.

“If Britain can have a Poet Laureate, we can have a Poet Lorikeet. I nominate Jey.”
http://the-riotact.com/?p=4043

“sounds like what I really need to do is a great big ad ‘JEY IS NOT A BLOKE’”
http://the-riotact.com/?p=4050

“I just had images of somewhere like the Braddon Club, you know, old building with granly old guys sucking schooners, being turned into a gay footy club or something.”
http://the-riotact.com/?p=4048

“I’d hardly call Kerces an ‘uptight little fuckwad’ nor her actions ‘the very definition of cuntness’.”
http://the-riotact.com/?p=3958

“Johnboy is god.
Deal.”
http://the-riotact.com/?p=3600

“Jey is right ….”
http://the-riotact.com/?p=3600

“Canberra deserves better”
http://the-riotact.com/wp-commentsrss2.php?p=3562

“JB is much less the ‘proper cunt’ than you’d expect. In fact, he doesn’t resemble much of a vagina at all.”
http://the-riotact.com/wp-commentsrss2.php?p=3562

It’s a car-a-llama

Para-phrasing of Ari’s comment on 24 January, 2007 @ 10:12 am

http://the-riotact.com/?p=4102

Okay, in an orgy of self nomination:

“Like Today Tonight, only Local” – Simto, Nov 2006

“If you’ve reached the age of majority and are unable to see through media bullshit, then, unfortunately, you’re screwed.” – Simto, June 2006

“Nobody loves you. Everyone hates you. Go eat worms” – Simto to Crazychester, 2006.

And, in case it’s not there yet, Che’s ever popular “Get your own damn blog”

I rant, possibly get extremely personal and annoying. Hell, that’s why I’m a poof!

Comment by simbo — 30 January, 2007 @ 11:15 pm

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My personal fave from knife hysteria

yes messiah danman

Comment by Absent Diane — 29 August, 2006 @ 10:37 am

href=”http://the-riotact.com/?p=3101″>Link

“It’s pretty obvious that many RA posters have not read the articles, have not applied any logical reasoning or analysis, or endeavoured to engage in any reasoned, logical and intelligent debate.”

-One of many considered assessments from the even-tempered and avuncular Chris S, January 2007.