And not a moment too soon! Leave your suggestions for new editor Peter Fray below.
I’ll start us off :
Dear Peter, as well as a generous round of sackings, please give us more serious and entertaining news and stop focussing on every pinko, greenie, leftie, bleeding heart, nimby, animal-liberationist crank with an axe to grind.
All the best in your new position,
Luv Duke