WholeSelf Living Workshop this weekend

“Don’t forget to respect your fellow woman, and don’t assume that I am a man.”

Did anyone else see that coming?

Choke on your ill-gotten gains, huckster.

Wonderful to see we are walking the same path and working on the same outcome. We all win together.
See you out there in this wonderful life!
Thanks for taking the time. Much appreciated.

Don’t forget to respect your fellow woman, and don’t assume that I am a man.

peace, lentils, cheesecloth, and love!

Thankyou smug, passive-aggressive one. I’ll substitute “hippy” for “shyster” if you’d prefer.

I’m sure you think that some folk stand to benefit from this kind of tosh, but all I see is the parting of $2500 from a decad of gullible people lacking either any faith in themselves or a modicum of self-awareness.

You’ll get the same thing quicker from the following:

1. Drive your car less. Grow some veggies. Walk places. Think about where that meal you just ate came from.
2. Show your fellow man some respect, damnit.
3. Take some time to look after yourself.

Cheaper; not to mention two fewer days spent in the company of a cheesecloth-wearer.

Hey, but if that’s what you want to spend your beans on, it ain’t for me to stop you. Go nuts. Just remember that a course is very unlikely to teach you anything; but life might.

Thanks Mr_Shab,
Glad to know I am perceived as a hippy – quite a compliment. No need for apology or resistance, it’s healthy to have some humour about living and learning at long last and a joy to find it here. That’s the box we all love being in – the laughing box.

I’m really glad you enjoyed your last course in navel gazing, and even happier that you enjoyed the last time you came to this workshop. We achieved one great outcome with you and that is you know where to look for your navel, and that you are happy to share the simplicity of what this course is about working out ourself and being aware of what that working is with each other – however not everyone is aware of their simple wisdom and how to work it out for themselves – hence the purpose of awakening that ability in everyone, and this course hippy or not.

Thank you wise one!

“What box do whole humans as a species fit in learned and wise ones?”

Back in yours, hippy.

(…sorry…couldn’t resist)

Do we really need another course in navel gazing? Couldn’t a reasonable person just work this kind of thing out for themselves? Be aware of your actions and the effect they have on others?

Hmm I guess my pleasure in eating kangaroo makes me the red end of the green neanderthalsis. How wonderful to have so many little boxes to put each other in. Here on RiotAct we can stand on said boxes and put each other inside ones of our choosing. What freedom!

What box do whole humans as a species fit in learned and wise ones?

come to the workshop and find out!

neanderthalsis said :

That’s an alto-lacto-vegan peterh. There’s a sliding scale of weirdness, from those who call themselves vegitarian but really just don’t eat red meat, to the hardcore fruitarians who only eat stuff that has fallen from trees.

so what happens if a bird or koala falls out of a tree?

LOL

Vegans tend to be tough, lean and flatulent. I suspect a curry would be the only sensible option; preferably with lots of garlic to further inflame our senses.

Then it’s lager ’til closing.

That’s an alto-lacto-vegan peterh. There’s a sliding scale of weirdness, from those who call themselves vegitarian but really just don’t eat red meat, to the hardcore fruitarians who only eat stuff that has fallen from trees.

I’m guessing lunch will be Vegan.

How will the vegan be prepared? Will we have its liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?