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A novel approach to breaking in from Conder

By johnboy - 14 January 2011 15

ACT Policing is seeking witnesses to an assault which occurred in Conder early yesterday morning (January 13).

Around 12:30am a 23-year-old male security guard was responding to an alarm at the Charles Conder Primary School on Tom Roberts Avenue when he was approached by four men.

After refusing the men access to the school, the security officer was assaulted by one of the men. He then managed to evade his attackers and get into his car to call for help from his vehicle radio. It is believed that at this point, one of the men threw a rock at the security vehicle, smashing a window.

The first offender is described as aged in his early 20s, about 175cm (5’9″) tall, with a stocky build. He was wearing a white baggy T-shirt and black track-suit pants with a white stripe down the side. He had a tattoo on his forearm in old English style script. His hair was brown with blond tips and cut short on the sides.

The males fled the scene in two vehicles, a white Holden Commodore sedan possibly with NSW registration number plates and a white Holden station wagon with a large white sticker on the back.

Police are urging anyone who witnessed the incident or saw the males matching the above descriptions in the Conder area yesterday morning to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000, or via the Crime Stoppers website on www.act.crimestoppers.com.au.

[Report courtesy of Crime Stoppers]

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15 Responses to
A novel approach to breaking in from Conder
gospeedygo 8:44 am 20 Jan 11

Maybe Brianna is just a big fan of The Great Escape?

spinact 12:06 am 20 Jan 11

Brianna said :

johnboy said :

Well, a little odd as David attenborough is the wildlife doco maker.

So right JB. I had a brain fart!

+1

Brianna 1:45 pm 15 Jan 11

johnboy said :

Well, a little odd as David attenborough is the wildlife doco maker.

So right JB. I had a brain fart!

jadie360 7:32 am 15 Jan 11

Is it odd that while reading this my inner voice was of Richard Attenborough?

Well, a little odd as David attenborough is the wildlife doco maker.

I suspect that was Brianna’s point.

I don’t

spinact 11:46 pm 14 Jan 11

johnboy said :

Well, a little odd as David attenborough is the wildlife doco maker.

I suspect that was Brianna’s point.

goggles13 9:09 pm 14 Jan 11

Its a good thing I drive a silver commodore then with black and white act plates!!

johnboy 8:53 pm 14 Jan 11

Well, a little odd as David attenborough is the wildlife doco maker.

Brianna 8:43 pm 14 Jan 11

georgesgenitals said :

Ahh, the rare and wonderful white commodore. In a world of Porsches, Ferraris and Aston Martins, the white commodore is a very unusual sight, and will surprise and delight those who seek after it. The patience and skill required to track such a commodore will, however, be rewarded when one catches a glimpse of this magnificent creature.

Of course, there are a few who claim to have photographed such a beast. These claims must be met with a healthy degree of skepticism, though, as white commodore have been known to morph, chameleon-like, into other creatures, using wits, timing, cheap rims and different coloured body panels. Tinting and spoilers are further devices of distraction employed by this creature, as are loud, rhythmic thumping sounds emanating from deep within its body. It is reported that the white commodore may also try to distract observers with the sudden and loud cry of “show us ya tits!”

Is it odd that while reading this my inner voice was of Richard Attenborough?

gospeedygo 6:32 pm 14 Jan 11

Probably only times these guy have worn any kind of ‘uniform’

georgesgenitals 5:57 pm 14 Jan 11

Ahh, the rare and wonderful white commodore. In a world of Porsches, Ferraris and Aston Martins, the white commodore is a very unusual sight, and will surprise and delight those who seek after it. The patience and skill required to track such a commodore will, however, be rewarded when one catches a glimpse of this magnificent creature.

Of course, there are a few who claim to have photographed such a beast. These claims must be met with a healthy degree of skepticism, though, as white commodore have been known to morph, chameleon-like, into other creatures, using wits, timing, cheap rims and different coloured body panels. Tinting and spoilers are further devices of distraction employed by this creature, as are loud, rhythmic thumping sounds emanating from deep within its body. It is reported that the white commodore may also try to distract observers with the sudden and loud cry of “show us ya tits!”

buzz819 4:43 pm 14 Jan 11

Don’t Police drive white Commodores?

Deano 3:55 pm 14 Jan 11

Well, at least every white Commodore with NSW plates driving in the ACT after midnight.

maniac 3:53 pm 14 Jan 11

Ok, you can knock the sterotype but when I witnessed an appliance store being robbed in Adelaide, I saw the offenders take off in a white Commodore. I reported it to police and they were unsurprised. Given the amount of white Commodores in SA, the crooks were never caught.

Spectra 3:02 pm 14 Jan 11

Really, you have to start to wonder: Just how much crime could we prevent by simply jailing anyone spotted in a white Commodore?

screaming banshee 2:56 pm 14 Jan 11

Cant wait to see everyone come to the defence of white commodores.

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