24 May 2005

Balloon Animals

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So you want to buy a balloon animal do you? Where are you going to go to get one? Nowhere, that’s where. No one has really cornered the industry in balloon animals in Canberra. Until today.

On my lunchtime stroll through Civic there was a chap by the merry-go-around with a walking cane folding animals for all and sundry. What does he charge? What do you want to pay? I passed him three bucks and he folded me a large flower as well as the humble poodle I requested. What a nice chap.

Sure beats the Medicens sans Frontieres, Scientologists and Green Left Weekly oompah loompahs. I shall transcribe a review courtesy of my 2 year old this evening. I am sure to be the father of the golden hair tonight.

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I wish it were, I’d get laid more often if rubber animals were my thing.

Mr Git,

Is it significant that you asked for a poodle?

BM, what you say into the mirror every evening while wearing a pink tutu is none of my concern.

Maybe they should be asking a better question like are Blamemonkey and randomGit the same person???? FYI we are not, I am better looking then randombitch 🙂

jamius maximus3:33 pm 24 May 05

I saw him there too. And to think I ignored him and wasted my $3 on a tall skim cappucinno from Starbucks, when I could have had a pirate sword or a giraffe (which is very much like a poodle but with more balloon at the neck region).

You know I only had a dig at linux users ONCE and it was a really inconsequential and superfluous thing anyway?

If people are going to hate me, make sure it’s for the right thing. Of which there are plenty.

For Example, people often ask me “Do you know Blamemonkey” and I say “yes” so they slap me and say “pass that on to him please”.

Where is the angry rant?? The inappropriate language?? The gibes at Linux users?? The HOFF?? You are getting Pudgy and slow in your old age

You should have gotten him to do a blow-up rubber Hoff

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