Breaking news in Woroni today that the ANUSA elections, much maligned by 99% of students, have been postponed by the chancelry (sic). No new dates have been set for the polls originally intended to occur next week.
I would guess though that from the majority of students, a collective sigh of relief could be heard, for hopefully this means Union Court may actually be navigable. On the downside, we’ll have to wait to witness “Hawes’ sausage flippers against Duggan’s Stimulate mates” in a “messy as cornflour glue… trying love in a time of student politics.”
Yep, the writing in Woroni hasn’t improved either.