It’s Monday, time to rise and shine and point and laugh. Here are your bad parking photos for the week!
Send photos of poor parking efforts in to firstname.lastname@example.org, and be sure to include the name you want credited!
1. An anonymous reader sent in this stinker:
Had this little gem of a**holery on my phone for a while. This Aston Martin parks in the no parking areas everyday at an office in Kingston. Ill stay anonymous please.
I don’t know how to edit photos, but the sign visible at the front right of his car clearly says “No Parking”, so maybe it might be best to zoom the photo or highlight the sign somehow.
I guess rules and common courtesy don’t apply if your car is worth $200,000!
2. Busbooster was on fire this week:
Another day, another couple of d-bags who will park anywhere in Barton. I like to go out at lunch and tuck Kraft-coloured envelopes under people’s windscreen-wipers. Just for fun. Only the introduction of paid parking in the parliamentary triangle can STOP THIS MADNESS.
While waiting for her banana milkshake in the Subway at Weston Creek on Saturday, one of these hungry motorists was fretting about whether she was parked legally or not. I should have paused to tell her she was in a no stopping zone, but I was too busy trying to get out the door to get the photo.
3. Linda snapped this pic while heading into town for a churros:
Took this at civic pool during the multicultural festival and thought it was a good effort.
Yes I know I took my sweet arse time sending it through.
4. BundyB had his eagle eyes trained on Hawker:
Found this delightful use of a Keep Clear zone in behind the Belconnen Soccer Club in Hawker last night. There were six cars when I was last in the area (a couple of weeks ago) but neglected to take a photo.
5. Rioter diamondbollocks had a close encounter with a bad parker:
Taken outside Zambrero at around 8pm last night. I was forced to climb in through the passenger side door and was thankful that my car has no centre console.
6. Meagan noticed this ute marking its territory:
I spotted the driver of this ute park at Belco Westfield and saunter off sans pram. A row of trolleys backed up in the walkway meant that his bad parking blocked of pedestrians, particularly those bulky items like prams. Double ahole!
7. Tina has gifted us this little gem:
Here is another one for your collection: funny looking taxi. And plenty of carparks quite close to where this person parked. Must have had some heavy items to get at Coles. Cause that is where he entered.
8. Rachel’s brother spotted this magnificent piece of work:
My brother snapped this one! For having a big car space and a small car this is a pretty poor effort!!!
9. Mark gave us this mortifying park:
This effort was in the car park outside of the Macdonalds on Mort Street.
10. Stuart has been staking out CISAC:
A series of photos from a couple of Saturday mornings at CISAC in Belconnen. This happens every Saturday morning. The irony is that many of these people would be there to work out in the gym, but refuse to park in the overflow parking and walk another hundred meters.