RiotACT columnist Maryann Mussared reckons her best ever Christmas was in Egypt – her hotel was invaded by hordes of Christmas carol-singing Egyptian children from the local English language school and her riverboat trip to Luxor began by being given a chocolate Santa to eat beside a gold-baubled on-boat Christmas tree.
What I love most about Christmas is it signals it is almost the end of the year and a lot of very annoying people leave Canberra like stampeding lemmings. With careful planning, including not accepting too many invitations, and ordering my free-range turkey and seafood in advance and delegating the pudding, I actually get to relax a bit and start to plan all those resolutions for the New Year I can’t possibly keep.
What I like least about Christmas is suddenly discovering I need to go shopping for last minute ‘stuff’ and getting caught in the hunt for the non-existent parking spot. The multi-storey car park on Benjamin Way, Belconnen is the most deadly place on earth in the weeks leading up to Christmas. I also really dislike over-consumption; less is definitely best and why did we ever stop recycling Christmas wrap?
My favourite Christmas songs are All I Want For Christmas Is a Beatle, voted 1963 Worst Song of the Year, and I irritatingly sing along loudly to any Christmas Musak in shopping malls.
I celebrate on Christmas Eve by performing that ancient ritual of ‘dressing the turkey’. This is closely akin to doing a Mr Bean, although I stop short of putting the turkey on my head. I do however stuff every cavity I can find with a variety of seasonings, stuffing and force-meat. Then I trim off the tips of the wings as a Christmas treat for my cats, and the final act is draping the naked breast with thick fatty rashers of bacon. Another big tick off the list and then a nice long shower and an early night.
I celebrate on Christmas Day by doing as much as I possibly can in the morning, so I can relax over lunch with friends, family and some good champagne.
On Boxing Day I enjoy the complete decadence of snacking on leftovers and doing as little as possible, except reading my new books. I always pray for fine weather so the cricket isn’t cancelled which everyone I know except me thinks is the next best thing to Christmas.
The gift I’d most like to give this Christmas is a piglet, and also chickens, ducks, goats and clean drinking water. Yes, World Vision has a wonderful gift catalogue bulging with affordable gifts you can buy on behalf of others for communities in need.
For Christmas this year I’d like a few cool days and some rain, and I would love some new plants for my front courtyard.
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