The house over the back fence was recently sold to a hardcore dope smoking middle aged couple. That distinct smell is in the air constantly and while some people might say awesome!!!!, i’m getting a little tired of it – I can’t even go into the backyard without copping a whiff, which is not good for the kids and embarassing when I have company over.
Now i’m no prude and have done my fair share of indulgence in the past, but I had the sense and decency to be discrete about it, unlike this pair of stoners who seem to spend all day pulling cones on the back deck thinking nobody will notice.
I haven’t met this couple and don’t really want to, nor do I want to go sticking letters in mailboxes – so does anybody have any experience in this area or know of a way I might solve this? Imaginative replies welcome and no, I won’t score for you, bro!