18 January 2007

Queer Eye for the Labor Guy

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It looks like makeovers are the new trend within the Labor Party.

Our Cossey (Big Bad Matthew Cossey) was seen the other day having his toes touched up at a prominent City Beauty Salon. Seen through the front window, Matthew was enjoying a luxurious pedicure from one of the lovely salon ladies. Perhaps Andrew Barr has competition as the most stylish ACT Labor member, or perhaps Matthew simply had ‘cheese toes’ which needed a good going over!

Whichever is seen to be true, Matthew in a pedicure spa in full view of the public is definately a sight to see and some would say a display that should not be repeated.

For those of you unsure as to who Matthew Cossey actually is…. well he is the Secretary of the ACT ALP.. the admin boy behind it all!

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I had a pedicure last week as the soles of my feet are in permanent strife to due my exercise lifestyle. Guess I must be gay too.

I saw a celebrity having a piss at a urinal once. Perhaps I should have posted

Small minds talk about people, average minds talk about events, great minds talk about ideas.

Guess which camp Queen Victoria fits into?

And – uh – proof?

Big Matty is a good mate of mine, and is married to the lovely Gail.

Must be a slow news day at Crikey

Barr is in a committed relationship – and I’m pretty sure it’s not with this guy.

queen_vic_toria_II4:51 pm 18 Jan 07

The real questions are:
– was there ‘turkey’ involved
– and Nero …. how do you know?

Nero, do you know if he at least gave Barr a “reach-around”.

queen_vic_toria_II4:42 pm 18 Jan 07

oooohh, Nero, that is nasty!

And it also provides for a pretty disgusting visual!

Perhaps the last time he dug his nails into Barr’s back it left marks!

This story has made it on to Crikey…

Well, at least he’s not going around town spraypainting graffitti all over the place.

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