STAY OUT OF THE RIGHT LANE YOU ASS!
*ahem*
I would like to inform curious minds that $1 for 3 jokes was a f*cking rip off.
Plus, just when you thought it was over, I checked out Blades lane in detail and while the mural on the store was very lovely, there was a distinct lack of “Stanhope = Dickhead”, I’m disappointed in every single one of you. I found out that ‘Sean is Fat’ though. Don’t worry Sean, Jesus will love you nontheless.
Hurry up and have another controversy Canberra, I can’t blather like this forever. People responding to emotional scars exactly as one would expect and claiming a breakthrough in water management based on my high school level of knowledge about water absorbtion isn’t much to get riled about.
At this rate we will have to go the way of Davey and find our only solace in childlike joys.