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Silver Commodore Strikes Again

By Bexta - 17 May 2012 19

Just reading old posts here, and note that one must pass a moron test to buy one of these vehicles.

To the driver and passenger of the SS commodore that stopped to throw eggs at my 13 y-o daughter on her way home from school, because of you she walked a different way home the next day, only to discover your car, parked in a cul de sac, not far from where you attacked her. WE NOW KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

And for everyone else, the driver and passenger have Kiwi accents and can be found bludging off the Australian welfare system around the Dickson area. The passenger has multi coloured layers in her hair. Not bright to be breaking the law when you have such a distinctive appearance.

Give these clowns a shout out. Cause everyone loves a clown for picking on kids.

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19 Responses to
Silver Commodore Strikes Again
HenryBG 12:16 pm 18 May 12

Jivrashia said :

– Not all SS commodore owners/drivers are mentally deficient
– Not all Kiwi’s are dole bludgers
– Not all girls with multi coloured layered hair are dumb and are law breakers
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If you check ABS report, Prisoners in Australia 2008, you will find that immigrants from New Zealand are four times more likely to end up in jail than immigrants from India.

I’ve also noticed that Indians are far less likely to have “multi-coloured layered hair” or SS Commodores than anybody else.

All in all, I would support an International Swap Scheme whereby we can get rid of SS Commodore-driving, multicoloured layered-hair New Zealanders in favour of some more Indians, who are clearly far more civilised.

2.0 11:57 am 18 May 12

Evil_Kitten said :

Real Kiwis don’t throw eggs, they get their women to cook them some f*****g eggs!!!

Cook your own eegs, i’m not your f*@ing slave around here!!!

Jivrashia 10:26 am 18 May 12

Firstly, sorry to hear about the trauma that your daughter must have experience by the hands of these idiots OP.

But OP, please don’t be too haste to draw blood, especially when the description of the culprits are not definitive.
– Not all SS commodore owners/drivers are mentally deficient
– Not all Kiwi’s are dole bludgers
– Not all girls with multi coloured layered hair are dumb and are law breakers

More than happy to keep an eye out for these low-lifes and, if possible, record any public disorder they may be committing.

JazzyJess 10:01 am 18 May 12

I hope your daughter is ok. Poor little mite. Forever ago when I was a student at Merici cars full of hoons used to drive by and pelt us with eggs on a regular basis. I’ll never forget one time when we retaliated with rotten food we’d saved up from the kitchens. A congealed mess of eggs, flour and tomato smeared all over windscreens. Good times.

SmileOnTrial 9:50 am 18 May 12

1337Hax0r said :

Call me a bit of a cynic here, but since when was it legal to promote attacks against people based on a post in an internet forum? blah blah blah.

You’re a bit of a cynic.

aceofspades 9:50 am 18 May 12

LSWCHP said :

A wrong thinking person would amble by one evening with 4 small pebbles readily to hand. That person might unscrew the valve caps on the tyres, pop a pebble onto each valve needle and then gently tighten the valve cap, slightly depressing the needle. I know for a fact that this will result in 4 simultaneous flat tyres at some later time.

Only a wrong thinking person would do that though.

I have a young daughter and I sympathise. I hope she’s OK, and may the worms of a thousand camels chew on the anuses of these morons.

Be sure to do the right thing when you do this and leave them a bicycle pump with a car valve so you can stand near by and get some entertainment.

dungfungus 9:47 am 18 May 12

1337Hax0r said :

Call me a bit of a cynic here, but since when was it legal to promote attacks against people based on a post in an internet forum? Did you report this incident to the police? If so, what was the report number?
Okay, given, you may be legit, this may really have happened to your daughter, in which case,the offenders deserve to be punished, by the law. Not by a bunch of vigalanties.
Or, scenario 2, you could be anyone who has a grudge against these Kiwis, and decide to obtain revenge by publishing an unverified story on RA and let mob justice hurt some one innocent. I’m sure that’s happened before, and will probably happen again.

A similar thing happened to me 10 years ago – getting hit by an egg thrown from a moving car hurts a lot and my wife who copped one as well had a bruise on her thigh the size of a grapefruit. I foolishly got the rego number of the car and reported it to the police. The owner of the car lied when confronted by the police but a neighbour later confessed that she was one of the people in the car. The police refused to press assault and other serious charges that could have been laid and were instructed to have a “diversionery conference” with the offenders in which we refused to participate in. The way it was handled from there was a joke and if it ever happened again I would take a risk handle it without the police, in my own way. You are correct in saying that the offenders need to be punished by the law but in reality, things seldom turn out that way.

Jim Jones 9:37 am 18 May 12

Evil_Kitten said :

Real Kiwis don’t throw eggs, they get their women to cook them some f*****g eggs!!!

They’re called ‘iggs’

dungfungus 9:35 am 18 May 12

Evil_Kitten said :

Real Kiwis don’t throw eggs, they get their women to cook them some f*****g eggs!!!

Can sheep cook eggs? I’d like to see that!

1337Hax0r 8:51 am 18 May 12

Call me a bit of a cynic here, but since when was it legal to promote attacks against people based on a post in an internet forum? Did you report this incident to the police? If so, what was the report number?
Okay, given, you may be legit, this may really have happened to your daughter, in which case,the offenders deserve to be punished, by the law. Not by a bunch of vigalanties.
Or, scenario 2, you could be anyone who has a grudge against these Kiwis, and decide to obtain revenge by publishing an unverified story on RA and let mob justice hurt some one innocent. I’m sure that’s happened before, and will probably happen again.

Evil_Kitten 3:55 am 18 May 12

Real Kiwis don’t throw eggs, they get their women to cook them some f*****g eggs!!!

LSWCHP 11:34 pm 17 May 12

A wrong thinking person would amble by one evening with 4 small pebbles readily to hand. That person might unscrew the valve caps on the tyres, pop a pebble onto each valve needle and then gently tighten the valve cap, slightly depressing the needle. I know for a fact that this will result in 4 simultaneous flat tyres at some later time.

Only a wrong thinking person would do that though.

I have a young daughter and I sympathise. I hope she’s OK, and may the worms of a thousand camels chew on the anuses of these morons.

Diggety 11:24 pm 17 May 12

Kiwis? Yuck.

Best thing to do:

– get a couple dozen eggs
– place eggs in warm atmosphere (between 30 and 50degC) for approx 2 weeks
– pull on some kitchen gloves
– throw back

Be careful when throwing, the shell will be quite fragile, and believe me- you don’t want that sh*t on you.

I bet the car will be up for sale soon after.

tim_tam_twinky 10:51 pm 17 May 12

Is your daughter ok?

arescarti42 10:12 pm 17 May 12

…Did you report them to the police?

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