Silver Commodore Strikes Again

So many very bad things can be done to a car when it is unattended, most not taking very much time or effort at all.

Um, didn’t we have a story like this some time ago, where a group of teens in an SS Commodore alleged terrorised a first-time poster’s wife on Hindmarsh Drive – which later turned out to be a load of bullshite, and part of a grudge between the poster and someone they knew?????

If you have the ‘shuts’ with these Kiwis – well, bru, go and do your own dirty work!

I believe your first line should be changed to “… Note that one must pass a moron test to buy on of the most commonly sold vehicles in Australia”
Do you have a clue about how many silver SS’ there are?

Your whole post is a broad generalisation that covers everyone from car owners to kiwis getting slammed because your daughter had a teary. Disregarded.

Water bomb + Brake fluid = flaky paint.

Just sayin………

Jivrashia said :

– Not all SS commodore owners/drivers are mentally deficient
– Not all Kiwi’s are dole bludgers
– Not all girls with multi coloured layered hair are dumb and are law breakers
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If you check ABS report, Prisoners in Australia 2008, you will find that immigrants from New Zealand are four times more likely to end up in jail than immigrants from India.

I’ve also noticed that Indians are far less likely to have “multi-coloured layered hair” or SS Commodores than anybody else.

All in all, I would support an International Swap Scheme whereby we can get rid of SS Commodore-driving, multicoloured layered-hair New Zealanders in favour of some more Indians, who are clearly far more civilised.

Evil_Kitten said :

Real Kiwis don’t throw eggs, they get their women to cook them some f*****g eggs!!!

Cook your own eegs, i’m not your f*@ing slave around here!!!

Firstly, sorry to hear about the trauma that your daughter must have experience by the hands of these idiots OP.

But OP, please don’t be too haste to draw blood, especially when the description of the culprits are not definitive.
– Not all SS commodore owners/drivers are mentally deficient
– Not all Kiwi’s are dole bludgers
– Not all girls with multi coloured layered hair are dumb and are law breakers

More than happy to keep an eye out for these low-lifes and, if possible, record any public disorder they may be committing.

I hope your daughter is ok. Poor little mite. Forever ago when I was a student at Merici cars full of hoons used to drive by and pelt us with eggs on a regular basis. I’ll never forget one time when we retaliated with rotten food we’d saved up from the kitchens. A congealed mess of eggs, flour and tomato smeared all over windscreens. Good times.

1337Hax0r said :

Call me a bit of a cynic here, but since when was it legal to promote attacks against people based on a post in an internet forum? blah blah blah.

You’re a bit of a cynic.

LSWCHP said :

A wrong thinking person would amble by one evening with 4 small pebbles readily to hand. That person might unscrew the valve caps on the tyres, pop a pebble onto each valve needle and then gently tighten the valve cap, slightly depressing the needle. I know for a fact that this will result in 4 simultaneous flat tyres at some later time.

Only a wrong thinking person would do that though.

I have a young daughter and I sympathise. I hope she’s OK, and may the worms of a thousand camels chew on the anuses of these morons.

Be sure to do the right thing when you do this and leave them a bicycle pump with a car valve so you can stand near by and get some entertainment.