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Some things are best left unseen..

By carnardly - 14 November 2013 7

Just wondering if it’s the uni students’ schoolies time of the year? Yesterday afternoon approximately 6 pm as I had the pleasure of strolling over the western side of Commonwealth Bridge there was a group of young lads sans clothes (apart from runners) that decided to do a nudie run across the bridge. They galloped up the stairs at the northern bank showing all their worldly goods and then shrieked and hastily attempted to cover up when they saw that all and sundry were obviously watching.

Whether it was a dare, or they were drunk or just naturists I don’t know – but off they went, running as fast as their legs could carry them. The number of pedestrians, joggers and cyclists doing a double take and having a “what the hell is going on??” moment was huge and half of them were cacking themselves too. A number of car drivers honked – whether it was in support or disgust I wouldn’t know. And there it was.

But wait – and in honour of the great AB Patterson, one was there, a stripling – a small and weedy beast – something like a racehorse undersized… This chap decided once was not enough. So back he came – running towards me. Mate – on a cold day some things are best left unseen.

Whoever they were – I’m glad you were all obviously having fun.

But one of you dropped your undies on the bridge and they’re still there waiting for you to pick up. 🙂

What’s Your opinion?


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Some things are best left unseen..
carnardly 12:31 pm 18 Nov 13

KB – they ran up the stairs as I saw them approach because Mr Young Asian ran straight into me. He was looking down watching where he put his feet and only looked up as i commented to him. That’s when he grabbed his tic tac (or tackle) and took off out of there.

KB1971 2:48 pm 15 Nov 13

Tim33 said :

You could of gave him a complex and dropped a Rodney Rude classic – “What have ya got mate, a d*ck or a f*cken tic-tac!”

I did call him pee wee when I was having a go at him……

zorro29 11:01 am 15 Nov 13

Tim33 said :

You could of gave him a complex and dropped a Rodney Rude classic – “What have ya got mate, a d*ck or a f*cken tic-tac!”

Pics??? Think ahead people 🙂 We can blurrrrr………

Ah to be young and foolish again – the nudie run (or just a moon) is a classic.

Meanwhile, re: tic-tac, I was once with a guy and thought “please let that be a USB stick in your pocket”….it wasn’t…. #disappointing

KB1971 9:31 am 15 Nov 13

I am goint to have to correct you on one thing, they didnt come up the stairs, they hopped out of a car that was illegally parked half in the left lane and wholly covering the bike lane.

They nearly hit the guy riding in front of me.

I ahd a go at them at the other end of the bridge.

Tim33 10:51 pm 14 Nov 13

You could of gave him a complex and dropped a Rodney Rude classic – “What have ya got mate, a d*ck or a f*cken tic-tac!”

Pork Hunt 10:40 pm 14 Nov 13

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd said :

The most natural state is a naked one. I love looking at all naked bodies.

In this context “all” is such a big word…

Comic_and_Gamer_Nerd 10:24 pm 14 Nov 13

The most natural state is a naked one. I love looking at all naked bodies.

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