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The most disgusting person in Canberra

Pommy bastard 2 March 2009 44

There is someone, someone who I presume is literate, has good choice in books, and who is sufficiently able as to visit the library. This person, believe it or not has the most disgusting perversion I have ever come across(and that’s saying something.) This person takes books out of the library, mainly detective fiction. Not only do they Bowdlerise these books, crossing out any obscenity, but, and it’s a big BUT, they leave snot on the book pages.

Yes, this person picks their nose and wipes the boogers on the book pages.

If I ever find out who they are, I will write a note to them; this note will read “DO NOT WIPE YOUR SNOT ON LIBRARY BOOKS”. In order to ensure they do not forget this instruction I will nail it to their forehead with a six inch nail.

Seriously though, you are a very sick person mate. Get yourself assessed.

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Americanberran Americanberran 8:23 pm 02 Mar 09

LMAO so much so, I nearly split my ass crack in two.
If it’s any consolation- A few years back in a New York City public library, I was killing some time reading the memoirs of a rather notorious sport’s personality, when I began to notice what looked like entrails and remnants of mucus. It was so omnipresent, that I immediately surmised, “Just couldn’t be.”
A couple of years later, I recognized similar “supplementary artwork” in a couple of other books; by this time, no longer being in denial.
Nothing like a tender, victim-bonding moment on RiotAct, ay?

PBO PBO 7:57 pm 02 Mar 09

bigfeet said :

He also seems to have a thing for military fiction. I have unfortunately borrowed books that have been similarly defaced and snotted upon.

And it’s not just Woden. I got mine from Gunghalin…but ACT Library books get shifted around through each library.

eeeooooggh! Thats disgusting, i never thought that i would live in a time when you could catch an LTD (Literary Transmitted Disease).

bigfeet bigfeet 7:44 pm 02 Mar 09

He also seems to have a thing for military fiction. I have unfortunately borrowed books that have been similarly defaced and snotted upon.

And it’s not just Woden. I got mine from Gunghalin…but ACT Library books get shifted around through each library.

Pommy bastard Pommy bastard 7:24 pm 02 Mar 09

Woden

bubzie bubzie 7:12 pm 02 Mar 09

ewwwwwww.

which library?

ant ant 6:50 pm 02 Mar 09

You all have an appointment with the Offal Thread. Now.

Americanberran Americanberran 6:02 pm 02 Mar 09

Nah, the ear wax is used to polish down the brown stains on the chairs; for we like putting Mr Evil in his place.. properly. 😛

I-filed I-filed 5:13 pm 02 Mar 09

Americanberran said :

Better not let the Prime-suspect-Minister access this before he gets some grand idea, like: Having all the books removed from our libraries, as a matter of public heath concern, and anti-censorship policy.. just in time for the deficit cuts.

Any ear-wax on the books?

Mr Evil Mr Evil 5:03 pm 02 Mar 09

Maybe someone was reading the book whilst tending a herd of Llamas?

Americanberran Americanberran 5:01 pm 02 Mar 09

That’ll certainly make us green with envy..

Americanberran Americanberran 5:00 pm 02 Mar 09

Classicly done, Henry! PS: We like “Golddigger” in the finale at Phlegmington; Here’s to hoping you pick a nice long one, yourself LOL

Granny Granny 4:50 pm 02 Mar 09

I’m always up for a bit of hanky panky!

AngryHenry AngryHenry 4:45 pm 02 Mar 09

Looks like we’re on a roll!

Goatta go. I need to catch the last race at Phlemington, see if I can win some serious green.

Yep I’m done. Sorry.

Granny Granny 4:43 pm 02 Mar 09

Take your pick!!

*guffaw*

Americanberran Americanberran 4:38 pm 02 Mar 09

One snotty remarkable remark after the other..

Granny Granny 4:25 pm 02 Mar 09

Alright then, youse can ‘stick around’ for a bit longer!

AngryHenry AngryHenry 4:21 pm 02 Mar 09

Golly Granny!!!

Granny Granny 4:14 pm 02 Mar 09

I meant BKW! Youse can all booger off!!

Granny Granny 4:13 pm 02 Mar 09

Booger off, BRK!

astrojax astrojax 4:12 pm 02 Mar 09

i dunno, beserk, was nothing to sneeze at.

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