The most disgusting person in Canberra

Classicly done, Henry! PS: We like “Golddigger” in the finale at Phlegmington; Here’s to hoping you pick a nice long one, yourself LOL

I’m always up for a bit of hanky panky!

Looks like we’re on a roll!

Goatta go. I need to catch the last race at Phlemington, see if I can win some serious green.

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Yep I’m done. Sorry.

Take your pick!!

*guffaw*

One snotty remarkable remark after the other..

Alright then, youse can ‘stick around’ for a bit longer!

Golly Granny!!!

I meant BKW! Youse can all booger off!!

Booger off, BRK!

i dunno, beserk, was nothing to sneeze at.

That snot very funny.

> Peter Robinson’s “Piece of my heart”, a fine book.

I heard it was a bit on the nose.

Skidd Marx said :

Someone please draw Ozchick a booger so she knows what one looks like.

What was the book P.B? And which library was it?

Peter Robinson’s “Piece of my heart”, a fine book.

ramblingted said :

Nothing I enjoy more than getting my nose into a good book…

Gotcha! Nose-book hook.

Better not let the Prime-suspect-Minister access this before he gets some grand idea, like: Having all the books removed from our libraries, as a matter of public heath concern, and anti-censorship policy.. just in time for the deficit cuts.

Nothing I enjoy more than getting my nose into a good book…

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Someone please draw Ozchick a booger so she knows what one looks like.

What was the book P.B? And which library was it?

Thanks for sharing, stay classy

OzChick said :

This thread is useless without pics. We want evidence.

Would a dramatic re-enactment work?

This thread is useless without pics. We want evidence.

Thats, pretty bad PB. Grossest thing I’ve read today.

I agree that you should take it up with library staff.

I reckon if the library were keen, they could easily find the offender by checking their borrowing list.

Anyway, yet another good reason not to read books.

I’ve reported it in the past, and nothing has been done about it. The best way to catch the idiot would be to ensure that an identified new book, of the genre s/he reads, is inspected each time it is returned.

hmmmm, thats a tad worse than dog-earring a page. However it is an interesting way to tell where you are up to in a book.

Well it obviously isn’t Todd Carney because we all know he’s illiterate.

toriness said :

report it to the library

+1, the staff wont know its happening unless they’re told.

Thats f’in disgusting

Are you sure its snot?

Other bodily fluids might also cause pages to stick together and uh… stain.

What a disappointment. I thought at the very least the perpetrator would have scrawled crude representations of male genitalia ‘at climax’ all over the pages.

now i am having flashbacks of finding boogers on pages from my public library days. thank god i can afford to buy all my own books now.

Omg. Some people are seriously gross.

Hilarious!!!

I am sure it’s not to you, but from an outside point of view, it is a crack up.

How many times has this happened to you? Have you borrowed more than one book that this happened to?

That is a disturbing story.

They cross out obscenities? Weird.

really foul :/

report it to the library – logic dictates it was the person who borrowed the book before you? then the librarians can check other recent books this person borrowed and should the same damage exist in them, they could pursue some course of action – at the very least monitor future returns from them, and if damage is found, cancel their account.