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Todd the groper?

By johnboy 30 July 2008 26

[First filed: July 30, 2008 @ 00:54]

I love Todd Carney. No local news service could hope for a better headline grabber.

Today the Age fills in a few details.

It seems Todd got into his latest strife for pissing on the HEAD of Dane Tilse’s mate:

    “Carney was accused of urinating on the head of a patron during a post-match drinking binge”

We have no right to ask for anything more. No right at all. Stand down Trooper Carney, your work is done and much appreciated.

But our mate Todd goes above and beyond the call of duty:

    ‘”There was an incident in December where he grabbed one of our patrons on the breast,” nightclub co-owner Andrew Kenny told The Australian newspaper.

    “As a result we fielded a complaint and we asked our security to move him on.

    “We asked the customers if they wanted to take it any further and they said no.’

Todd Carney I salute you!

A salacious media could ask for no gift greater than you.

(Songwriters take note)

UPDATE: The Crimes reports that Todd is thinking he might want to join Gaz and Sonny Bill in France where the media will be less interested in his indiscretions (but you’re more likely to get knifed when you pee on their heads Todd).

And I can’t help but notice the august journal has managed to mis-spell its own name.

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justbands 12:09 pm 31 Jul 08

> Greater indiscretions are perpetrated by individuals in lesser spotlight

I’m sure….& we think of them as scum also.

johnboy 12:07 pm 31 Jul 08

Running from the police, driving disqualified, barking at women, pissing on people’s heads.

All things I never did in a thoroughly disreputable youth.

tylersmayhem 12:05 pm 31 Jul 08

G-Fresh: these guys have the privilege that so many other guys would kill for. with that come responsibility as role models. They cannot go around acting like animals!

G-Fresh 11:47 am 31 Jul 08

Too much pressure on these lads to be leaders. Greater indiscretions are perpetrated by individuals in lesser spotlight

mirage3 1:55 pm 30 Jul 08

Getting back to the subject,if you listen to last Sundays’ “This Sporting Life” Roy & HG have a very amusing take on the boy. You can dowload it from Triple J or itunes.

Loquaciousness 12:51 pm 30 Jul 08

“The Canberra Tines – Sticking a fork into the big issues”


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