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Todd the groper?

By johnboy - 30 July 2008 26

[First filed: July 30, 2008 @ 00:54]

I love Todd Carney. No local news service could hope for a better headline grabber.

Today the Age fills in a few details.

It seems Todd got into his latest strife for pissing on the HEAD of Dane Tilse’s mate:

    “Carney was accused of urinating on the head of a patron during a post-match drinking binge”

We have no right to ask for anything more. No right at all. Stand down Trooper Carney, your work is done and much appreciated.

But our mate Todd goes above and beyond the call of duty:

    ‘”There was an incident in December where he grabbed one of our patrons on the breast,” nightclub co-owner Andrew Kenny told The Australian newspaper.

    “As a result we fielded a complaint and we asked our security to move him on.

    “We asked the customers if they wanted to take it any further and they said no.’

Todd Carney I salute you!

A salacious media could ask for no gift greater than you.

(Songwriters take note)

UPDATE: The Crimes reports that Todd is thinking he might want to join Gaz and Sonny Bill in France where the media will be less interested in his indiscretions (but you’re more likely to get knifed when you pee on their heads Todd).

And I can’t help but notice the august journal has managed to mis-spell its own name.

What’s Your opinion?


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26 Responses to
Todd the groper?
peterh 10:07 am 30 Jul 08

bugalugs said :

I’m more concerned about johnboy annointing himself as a member of the media.

Copying and pasting a real journalists article then adding in a few snide remarks does not make you a journalist dear johnboy

is there a reason that you keep going after JB?

I have got to ask. there are far more interesting posts to throw your 5c in at.

And who said he is a journo? he is an E D I T O R – have to spell it, so it sinks in. Strangely, they edit things, fairly certain this involves cutting and pasting, and considering that you haven’t posted any articles yet, why not?

or are you worried that the article will be cut and pasted into other articles?

or perhaps they aren’t fit to publish…. and need to be edited.

johnboy 9:48 am 30 Jul 08

Last warning Bugalugs.

tylersmayhem 9:46 am 30 Jul 08

A quote from the Age:

Canberra chief executive Don Furner confirmed he knew of the incident but said the complaint was withdrawn.

It seems to be quite a pattern of complaints being “withdrawn” or someone changing their story etc.

Or it is just me?

bugalugs 9:43 am 30 Jul 08

I’m more concerned about johnboy annointing himself as a member of the media.

Copying and pasting a real journalists article then adding in a few snide remarks does not make you a journalist dear johnboy

tylersmayhem 9:41 am 30 Jul 08

Golden showers and water sports all round I say!

Who’s for hot lunch?!

Wide Boy Jake 9:35 am 30 Jul 08

Um, why was his head near Todd’s appendage in the first place?

neanderthalsis 9:29 am 30 Jul 08

Urinated on his head?

If he did it from a standing start while drunk, that is a considerable feat. Most men have poor aim and control after a few ales. It must be one of the benefits of being a highly trained professional sportsman.

But seriously folks, pissing on people, groping strangers, a total disregard for the law and civilised society; the man is verminous scum.

tylersmayhem 8:52 am 30 Jul 08

”There was an incident in December where he grabbed one of our patrons on the breast”

I wonder if he barked at the patron before the grab, during or after?

Was it a female patron, or another footballer with man-boobs. I know how much footballers like grabbing each others crotch, arse and other regions. Not to mention dressing up like women. The losers on the footy show never seemed to get bored of cross-dressing.

Growling Ferret 8:50 am 30 Jul 08

Wow, what a story of youthful indiscretion! If every kiddy who had ever gone the sly grope got kicked out of pubs and clubs, the Private Bin would have been near empty at midnight every Saturday night…

Thumper 8:48 am 30 Jul 08

Good point.

DJ 8:46 am 30 Jul 08

No, he can’t drink. Bob could.

Thumper 8:36 am 30 Jul 08

Carney should be awarded an Order of Australia for going beyond the call of duty.

If he were Bob Hawke we’d be voting for him as PM….

vg 8:21 am 30 Jul 08

Amazing how these additional claims arise AFTER a large scale public effort.

Truly amazing

johnboy 1:49 am 30 Jul 08

On the next RiotACT bicycle bar crawl we intend to inaugurate the Carney cup for the greatest urinary distance. All these questions will be answered when the daylight savings returns.

utah 1:40 am 30 Jul 08

So, was Dane Tilse’s mate lying down, or does Todd have extraordinary bladder muscles capable of a standing headshot?

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