[First filed: July 30, 2008 @ 00:54]
I love Todd Carney. No local news service could hope for a better headline grabber.
Today the Age fills in a few details.
It seems Todd got into his latest strife for pissing on the HEAD of Dane Tilse’s mate:
- “Carney was accused of urinating on the head of a patron during a post-match drinking binge”
Weekly NewsletterEvery Thursday afternoon, we package up the most-read and trending RiotACT stories of the past seven days and deliver straight to your inbox..
We have no right to ask for anything more. No right at all. Stand down Trooper Carney, your work is done and much appreciated.
But our mate Todd goes above and beyond the call of duty:
- ‘”There was an incident in December where he grabbed one of our patrons on the breast,” nightclub co-owner Andrew Kenny told The Australian newspaper.
“As a result we fielded a complaint and we asked our security to move him on.
“We asked the customers if they wanted to take it any further and they said no.’
Todd Carney I salute you!
A salacious media could ask for no gift greater than you.
(Songwriters take note)
UPDATE: The Crimes reports that Todd is thinking he might want to join Gaz and Sonny Bill in France where the media will be less interested in his indiscretions (but you’re more likely to get knifed when you pee on their heads Todd).
And I can’t help but notice the august journal has managed to mis-spell its own name.