What should Obama do while in town? [ED - Vote 1 Ride with Rat Patrol!]

Did you know that if you place your hand on the monitor and say:

“Gafugga hugga Baracka Obama mohammed jihad”

3 times, 10 Secret Service agents and 1 AFP liaison will kick down your door charge you with material support!

Viewing Uluru from Telstra tower?

(Not sure if it’s an urban myth though….)

Diggety said :

What about the War Memorial?

Show him all the names of Australian soldiers killed fighting in their silly wars.

+1
and a tour of charnwood. on a white commodore?

Mountain Biking at Stromlo.

He should do his best not to interrupt the daily goings on in Canberra and maybe check out a metal gig at the Basement.

Watson said :

– See craft or food markets, dining precincts, cafes within national attractions, wineries, cellar doors and breweries – Federal Tourism Minister Nick Sherry

That would go down like a lead balloon in yankland… taking their president on a massive pub crawl. The yanks drink like fish, but work very hard at pretending that they don’t and judging harshly anyone caught in public office seeming to enjoy alcohol at all.

– See craft or food markets, dining precincts, cafes within national attractions, wineries, cellar doors and breweries – Federal Tourism Minister Nick Sherry

Take him to Queanbeyan. Since he’s from Chicago he might feel at home there.

Smoke a blunt at mine…..?

Visit the tent embassy?

Surfing at the coast; a Hawaiian should find the waves really unchallenging.

What about the War Memorial?

Show him all the names of Australian soldiers killed fighting in their silly wars.

Classified said :

Take him to Fyshwick, the guy probably needs some stress relief.

I work in Fyshwick, and there isn’t a single one of those “houses of pleasure” that I’d be willing to walk into. The one closest to where I work doesn’t even smell very good from the street. I’m sure the President wouldn’t be interested in anything so low rent.

Therefore, I suggest getting an escort to visit him onsite at his hotel, or The Lodge, or wherever he’s stayingT

Bugger, I thought we were missing out on the POTUS Circus? What a bloody nuisence. Anyway, he won’t do anything while he’s here. He’ll be whizzed around in a big black car with lots of idiots around it and he won’t see a thing.

Anyway, he’ll probably pike at the last moment, like he’s done, twice is it? (hoping).

What about a ticket to Summernats? Followed by a Gentleman’s Club in Mitchell? Round it off nicely with a tour of Fyshwick….stopping off at Costco on the way!

Take him to Fyshwick, the guy probably needs some stress relief.

Aeek said :

Pick up the tab that the Feds stiff us with.

I’d rather pick up the tab for Obama than for Princess Mary and her husband’s security in November … for a week-long “trade tour” on their way to their hols in Tassie … why are we paying for Danish trade reps?

2 for 1 Steaks at The Durham on Tuesday.

I think he’d enjoy a nice cup of coffee and maybe a slice of cake at a café somewhere. You can’t get good coffee in America.

Pick up the tab that the Feds stiff us with.

I’d say he should avoid coming to Australia, and spend the money/time on fixing his own country. I don’t particularly see any point on bringing himself, a tank disguised as a car, and hundreds of support crew for a PR stunt.

Gungahlin Al said :

Visit Tidbinbilla Tracking Station. Do you think the LDA could sort the Molonglo roadworks out in time?

Not bad – “Honeybilla”, as the yanks called it, did broadcast the first moon landing.

I wish Floriade was still on and he’d go to it. Can you imagine. “Welcome to Canberra Mr President. Here are some daffodils.”

Not ride with the rat patrol.

Dinner with Bob Brown?

nobody said :

He should give Parliament House a miss, it’s just full of politicians and their sycophants.

I think Congress and the power politics in Chicago may have desensitised him a bit. Wouldn’t mind seeing him visit one of the neighbouring Asian legislatures, the ones where they throw punches and rice at one another all too frequently.

He should give Parliament House a miss, it’s just full of politicians and their sycophants.

Visit Tidbinbilla Tracking Station. Do you think the LDA could sort the Molonglo roadworks out in time?

He should…No…What About…No…Does He Smoke Cigars???

Lay a wreath at the Mully Memorial.

He should come to Queanbeyan, and meet some real Australians.

He should totally go for a ride with Rat Patrol.