Double Swan Winnage for Flame Of The Week

LSWCHP said :

Don’t forget that this bloke’s vote is worth the same as your vote.

Yep – that is, approximately zero.

Voting isn’t how the technocracy pulls the levers of power.

The courts should be able to sentence crims to retrospective abortion, back dated as required…

I’m just astounded he can spell ‘because’, yet whole and straight elude him.

Don’t forget that this bloke’s vote is worth the same as your vote. And it’s quite likely that he’ll have more children than any of you as well.

Any Rioters who haven’t seen “Idiocracy” should do so immediately

B+. Very good, but room for improvement. The capitalisation, spelling and grammar are all excellent flame material, as is the rambling stream-of-conciousness construction. However I’d like to see a few more personal attacks and claims of being the real victim in all of this. Also, (as arescarti42 has noted) the punctuation is a little bit too sparse for my liking. Still, a worthy winner. I look forward to big things from this young man in the future.

I think he should get extra bogan points for the use of the words involfed, gronks, and the inability to tell the difference between the words “have” and “of”, but he should probably lose some as well for not using enough CAPITALS and exclamation marks.

My gosh, what an amazingly non-verbose young man we have here.

asdf123, were you were concieved under a giant bum bag whilst your parents wearing tracksuits? Is your star sign ADIDAS? Do you have a job even?

He was doing so well up-to “…a bad choice i made n have to live with it”. If only he stopped there, we wouldn’t have such a fantastic piece of troll-poetry to lambaste!