On the Hunt for Betel Leaves

No leaves here just the good stuff extracted!

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Why can’t you take a piss at Yoko’s place?

No John.

I am pretty sure I have seen betel leaves in a packet behind the counter at Bharat International Shop in Oatley Circuit, Belconnen.

What’s yellow and lives off dead Beatles?
Yoko Ono.

There used to be one growing on my back fence in Cairns. While you specifically stated that we were not to suggest “why don’t you try an asian grocer”, I would suggest you try the indian grocer in Belco.

What would you find if you dug up John Lennon?
Four slugs and a dead Beatle.

Didn’t they have some albums out before a couple of them departed? Vinyl I believe, and some mono to boot!

Check your “handbook for the recently deceased”.

Betel leaves, betel leaves, betel leaves!