The grunt at the front of O’Malley’s refused to let me in tonight. Apparently you can’t wear sandals (slip-ons) at this fine establishment. I asked him why. Without going to into too much detail, he proclaimed, “put it this way, whats happens when you use the trough, there’s a chance someone might piss on your feet”.
Piss on my feet? Someone might piss on my feet? Can this Albert Einstein be serious? There is a chance someone might piss on my feet, sure, but not before I’ve done a slipped a disc sliding through vomit on the way to said trough. Don’t need sandals to do that.
I had already have my overtures rejected at T&G because I was wearing shorts. I thought, fair enough, it’s a little pretentious (OK Wanky). But O’Malleys?