Failing to roll the pizza kid in Kambah

BimboGeek is right. If they think they can get $20 without much risk, they will.

People who are hanging out (especially speed/ice freaks) are not the most rational people on the planet.

Thieves generally look for soft targets. Unfortunately, pizza deliverers are among them just now.

bundah said :

If the farktards realised that the drivers are instructed to leave the shop with no more than $20 on them they might think twice..

$20 change, and then the minimum order amount is $24, deliver a couple of orders and give only little if any change and it adds up.

Easy way of course to negate the risk is to require card payments only; either online when ordering or in person using a tap and go device.

But junkies will steal any amount of cash, even just the value of a single pizza. The way they see it, money is a fictional construct and it’s worth a lot more to them than the company, so let’s use it to investigate the nature of happiness, which is easily induced in the subject with smack. Naturally as true pioneers they are only generous enough to experiment on themselves…

screaming banshee said :

It would be quite unusual to do more than two deliveries in a run.

We would routinely do six at a time.

It would be quite unusual to do more than two deliveries in a run.

CraigT said :

grunge_hippy said :

might be like that now, but back when I delivered pizza I had a s***load more than that on me.

38? 45?

I did pizza delivery a couple of decades ago and sometimes had hundreds on me.

melon1234 said :

bundah said :

If the farktards realised that the drivers are instructed to leave the shop with no more than $20 on them they might think twice..

They might leave the store with $20 change, but I imagine after doing a run of deliveries (at a minimum of about $25 these days) they’d have a couple of hundred on them. Still worth it for anyone but a heroin addict? Probably not. That said, you’d think you’d go for the night before, seeing as the Origin was on.

Actually that’s highly unlikely given many deliveries are often prepaid,ordered online.The reality is that the vast majority of drivers would have less than $100 on them.Having said that desperados aren’t known for measured intellect.

bundah said :

If the farktards realised that the drivers are instructed to leave the shop with no more than $20 on them they might think twice..

They might leave the store with $20 change, but I imagine after doing a run of deliveries (at a minimum of about $25 these days) they’d have a couple of hundred on them. Still worth it for anyone but a heroin addict? Probably not. That said, you’d think you’d go for the night before, seeing as the Origin was on.

grunge_hippy said :

might be like that now, but back when I delivered pizza I had a s***load more than that on me.

38? 45?

might be like that now, but back when I delivered pizza I had a s***load more than that on me.