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Matt Nelson, boy genius.

By Ben_Dover - 8 February 2013 48

i will get you

Dear Matt,

I was young once, I know how hard it can be when you are trying to work out what girls are about.  Obviously Abbey did something to upset you, maybe she put chewing gum in your hair, dropped your mobile phone in the loo, or kissed another boy. Or maybe she just wouldn’t let you put your hand inside her bra, we don’t know. So you decided to extract your revenge. Ok, not what most real men would do, but if that’s your choice, have at it.

However, you made one fundamental mistake.

How can I put thsi Matt? Writing your intent to “get” Abbey, on the wall of a busy office block, in two foot high letters, on a busy cycle path, behind the police station, probably wasn’t the cleverest of ideas, was it? You do know  now that if any harm does befall Abbey, (we hope none does, obviously,) you will not only be the prime suspect, but there will also be evidence “written in stone” so to speak.

Pretty dumb move Matt. I’d go as far as to say, that is world class stupidity with bells on, and sprinkles.

Yours sincerely,
Ben

PS. It’s “you’re” as in “you are”, not “your”. Paying attention in school may have been a bit wiser than you gave credence too.

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Matt Nelson, boy genius.
Postalgeek 2:58 pm 08 Feb 13

Ben_Dover said :

Jivrashia said :

Bend Over, just admit it.

You had a brain fart moment that lead to reading comprehension failure.

I still contend that each interpretation is apposite.

Ben_Dover said :

tim_c said :

“PS. It%u2019s %u201Cyou%u2019re%u201D as in %u201Cyou are%u201D, not %u201Cyour%u201D. Paying attention in school may have been a bit wiser than you gave credence too.”

PS. It’s “to”, not “too”.

You think so? I’m not sure? Any other grammar pedants on here?

You’re not one to admit when you’re wrong, are you Ben, even though you’ve publicly named someone and made several questionable accusations?

It’s ‘to’, a preposition, as in ‘you don’t give credence to an unsubstantiated accusation’.

Girt_Hindrance 2:54 pm 08 Feb 13

Ben_Dover said :

tim_c said :

“PS. It’s “you’re” as in “you are”, not “your”. Paying attention in school may have been a bit wiser than you gave credence too.”

PS. It’s “to”, not “too”.

You think so? I’m not sure? Any other grammar pedants on here?

*CRASH!*
“Did someone call a grammar pedant? Yes, it’s to, unless it’s in excess, in which case it’s too- ie- too far, too loud.
My work here is done.”

bundah 2:40 pm 08 Feb 13

FB said :

More like disgruntled employee. Abby is actually Bruce Abdullah, Matt Nelsons boss. Although not located in that building the are both employed by a directorate based there. Nuff said!

Well in that case perhaps one could assume that both Abdullah and Lord Nelson have conspired against the disgruntled operative prompting this work of genius?

Ben_Dover 2:40 pm 08 Feb 13

tim_c said :

“PS. It’s “you’re” as in “you are”, not “your”. Paying attention in school may have been a bit wiser than you gave credence too.”

PS. It’s “to”, not “too”.

You think so? I’m not sure? Any other grammar pedants on here?

tim_c 2:20 pm 08 Feb 13

“PS. It’s “you’re” as in “you are”, not “your”. Paying attention in school may have been a bit wiser than you gave credence too.”

PS. It’s “to”, not “too”.

Henry82 1:16 pm 08 Feb 13

FB said :

More like disgruntled employee. Abby is actually Bruce Abdullah, Matt Nelsons boss

Sounds like they both made the right decision by letting this employee go. Especially with their atrocious spelling and grammar.

poetix 12:37 pm 08 Feb 13

Deref said :

How many Matt Nelsons are there?

Sounds like a wrestling hold.

Thumper 12:36 pm 08 Feb 13

Deref said :

FB said :

More like disgruntled employee. Abby is actually Bruce Abdullah, Matt Nelsons boss. Although not located in that building the are both employed by a directorate based there. Nuff said!

How many Matt Nelsons are there?

Not sure, but it appears that you can them at the Abbey.

Ben_Dover 12:34 pm 08 Feb 13

Jivrashia said :

Bend Over, just admit it.

You had a brain fart moment that lead to reading comprehension failure.

I still contend that each interpretation is apposite.

DrKoresh said :

The most offensive assumption of Ben’s has to be the spelling of Abby. Honestly, no matter how big she is, she’s not as big as a cathedral. Even if she were it would be ungentlemanly to say so.

Guilty as charged yer honor, I’d like 3300 other offenses taken into consideration, society is to blame.

FB 12:15 pm 08 Feb 13

Thumper said :

Romans, go home.

Romanes eunt domus

Romans go home is an order!

Romani ite Domum

Deref 11:59 am 08 Feb 13

FB said :

More like disgruntled employee. Abby is actually Bruce Abdullah, Matt Nelsons boss. Although not located in that building the are both employed by a directorate based there. Nuff said!

How many Matt Nelsons are there?

Duffbowl 11:52 am 08 Feb 13

*sigh* the moment you post, and realise you’ve stuffed it.

People called Romanes, they go to the house.

DrKoresh 11:50 am 08 Feb 13

The most offensive assumption of Ben’s has to be the spelling of Abby. Honestly, no matter how big she is, she’s not as big as a cathedral. Even if she were it would be ungentlemanly to say so.

Duffbowl 11:49 am 08 Feb 13

Thumper said :

Romans, go home.

The people called Romans, they go to the house?

Thumper 11:39 am 08 Feb 13

Romans, go home.

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