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More mini bike woes

By Kerces 5 September 2005 15

A Kambah man is in a critical condition after falling off his mini bike on Sunday morning, police report.

In official police language, he was “involved in a collision” but I’m not sure what with. It sounds like it may have been with another mini motorbike rider.

Police say he was probably lying on the bike path with his head injuries for several hours before being found.

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Thumper 10:54 am 08 Sep 05

Hmmm.. More push bike police?

Lets ask Mr Pratt.

Thumper: Mr pratt, do we need more police?

Mr Pratt: Yes

Thumper: And why is this?

Mr Pratt: Because we don’t have enough og them.

Thumper: So we need more police because we don’t have enough of them?

Mr pratt: exactly.

Thumper: Any other reasons?

Mr Pratt: Tes.

Thumper: and they might be?

Mr Pratt: Because we do.

thumper: So let me get this straight. We need more Police because we haven’t got enough and because we do? Is this correct?

Mr Pratt: Yes

thumper; Thank you Mr pratt.

Disclaimer: I actually do believe we are under policed in the Territory and therefore would like to see more Police around, especially on the roads.

Kerces 9:28 am 08 Sep 05

Nah Thumper, the solution is obviously police, more police and even more police…

bulldog 9:02 am 08 Sep 05

Have just heard that this guy requires an ugh-boot transplant from someone with a woodstock bourbon blood type… Can anybody help this poor boon?

Really, my heart bleeds.

Thumper 8:19 am 08 Sep 05


I thought anything accident involving a motor vehicle led to the inevitiable solution of putting more speed cameras on the roads!


bulldog 5:01 pm 07 Sep 05

Don’t be so sure he had a collision. Maybe someone had enough of this kind of shit and was waiting behind a tree with a big fuck-off stick… I would have.

Kramer 10:52 pm 05 Sep 05

Nothing like natural selection / Darwin’s Law in action…

bonfire 4:59 pm 05 Sep 05

yeah i saw these little shits amigos racing around lake ginninderra one night on the bike paths, in the dark, with no lights.

el 4:40 pm 05 Sep 05

If it was the guy I saw in Calwell doing nearly 80 clicks, at 11 o’clock at night, on the road with no lights on then I’m not suprised.

Kerces 4:38 pm 05 Sep 05

speed cameras on the bike paths Thumper?

Ralph 4:27 pm 05 Sep 05

I think there is a mentality that little bike equals little injuries.

bonfire 4:26 pm 05 Sep 05

when im out on my mini bike i expect ugh boots and a beanie to protect me from the laws of physics.

Thumper 4:26 pm 05 Sep 05

Having said that, lets hope he recovers quickly…

Thumper 4:22 pm 05 Sep 05

Ho hum, pissed and no helmet in the early hours of the morning perhaps?

Another excuse to have more speed cameras?

bonfire 4:22 pm 05 Sep 05

to the tune of die tannenbaum:

die schadenfreude
die schadenfreude
dum de dum dum dum de dum etc etc

Ralph 4:17 pm 05 Sep 05

Given the description of the poor chap’s attire, it sounds as though they are looking for every bloke in Tuggers.

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