5 September 2005

More mini bike woes

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A Kambah man is in a critical condition after falling off his mini bike on Sunday morning, police report.

In official police language, he was “involved in a collision” but I’m not sure what with. It sounds like it may have been with another mini motorbike rider.

Police say he was probably lying on the bike path with his head injuries for several hours before being found.

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Nah Thumper, the solution is obviously police, more police and even more police…

Have just heard that this guy requires an ugh-boot transplant from someone with a woodstock bourbon blood type… Can anybody help this poor boon?

Really, my heart bleeds.

Don’t be so sure he had a collision. Maybe someone had enough of this kind of shit and was waiting behind a tree with a big fuck-off stick… I would have.

Nothing like natural selection / Darwin’s Law in action…

yeah i saw these little shits amigos racing around lake ginninderra one night on the bike paths, in the dark, with no lights.

If it was the guy I saw in Calwell doing nearly 80 clicks, at 11 o’clock at night, on the road with no lights on then I’m not suprised.

speed cameras on the bike paths Thumper?

I think there is a mentality that little bike equals little injuries.

when im out on my mini bike i expect ugh boots and a beanie to protect me from the laws of physics.

to the tune of die tannenbaum:

die schadenfreude
die schadenfreude
dum de dum dum dum de dum etc etc

Given the description of the poor chap’s attire, it sounds as though they are looking for every bloke in Tuggers.

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