T-shirt slogans

Anyway – can’t take all the credit – Bonejack came up with most of them

Trying to think of more but being distracted by bowie/ziggy stardust clips on ABC2

see you tonight Granny

*hehe*

Not bad, Joe Canberran!

For tylersmayhem et al:

RiotACT – enjoy ‘in moderation’

RiotACT – stylish threads

RiotACT – the best threads around

RiotACT – “Rabble scum” (with an image of a stormtrooper helmet)

RiotACT- Why won’t this thread just die.

I<3 u Davo111 thnx

What’s Jessica Good wearing today? Read it on RiotACT.

djk @ #173: to be fair, someone at Akuna Club/Woodstock helped me write that one, but I’ll take any credit I can get – I’m only human… 😉

Renovating his castle?

surely: ‘i’m the guy what corrected you’re grammar…’?

and thumper is, too, a cute wabbit – btw, speaking of ‘flap flap flap’, where is maelinar these days?

I’m the guy who corrected your grammar on the internet.

Thumper isn’t a cute bunny rabbit.

The RiotACT – where pinko greeny lefties get what they deserve.

Variation on Gungahlin Al’s
Opinions are like ar$eholes. Everyone on RiotACT’s got one.

Opinions are like ar$eholes, RiotACT’s full of them

Flap Flap Flap.

Skidbladnir said :

But only if the price was right,

I think that goes without saying.

Holden Caulfield said :

“Crashed into a tree? Read RiotACT.”

Friend or relative crashed into a tree while drunk, speeding and evading capture by police? Come to Riotact and swear at taxpayers who object!

Winners for me:

“Johnboy is my homeboy” (papadoc)

“The RiotACT – Because everyone is entitled to read my opinion” (gobbo)

“RiotACT – The’re Canberras Best” (Gerry-Built)

As a minor point, the question was “So what slogans about RiotACT would you like to buy on a t-shirt?”…

I’m a cheapskate, so to answer the question:
Probably none.

Stubby holder, maybe. But only if the price was right, and if you don’t have a trademark on it, I can always go and make my own. 😛

RiotACT – where sanity fears to tread.

i wish i could come up with something witty and original to contribute but i am too hungover from last night’s payday binge drinking. thanks to all for the laughs – even though it makes my head hurt more.

Save a tree, read RiotACT

Alternatively…

“Crashed into a tree? Read RiotACT.”

“RiotACT – Too cheap to pay an ad agency to create a slogan.”

I’m a well balanced individual. I have a chip on both shoulders!

tylersmayhem said :

The RiotACT – Because everyone is entitled to read my opinion

Granny said :

I vote AND I blog. Riotact.

Probably my favorites so far (that aren’t mine lol)

All your base are belong to Riotact?

mr grumpy said :

I “heart logo” Riot.ACT

I <3 RiotACT

(gives it the interwebz feeling)

I created THIS with a website linked to the place the the newspaper clippings in the Academy thread were made.

“You were overcharged by 10c for your coldpressed, organic soy latte this morning? Well, come on down to RiotACT and get a free serve of harden the f#ck up.”

“RiotACT – the chip on my shoulder is bigger than yours”

“RiotACT – no softheads allowed.”

“RiotACT – Gentlemen, start your egos.”

“RiotACT – well informed, intelligent, sincere and refined – just like Jessica Wright.”

“RiotACT – we love you, Justice Higgins!”

“RiotACT – angry, fat bastards need love too!”

should be a – not a =

RiotACT = $24 cases of whine

I Riot and I Vote.

Another goodin!

Front:
“RiotAct – I only believe in gay marriage when both chicks are hot”

Back:
“I’ll make an exception for Jessica Wright”

Pandy: you bring back so many good memories haha!

RiotACT: Where is the best [coffee|restaurant|late-night bar|massage with a happy ending] in Canberra?

Riotact. Allegedly the best website in Canberra.

I guess, to be clearer, it should be Stay ahead of the ‘Times

Hate recumbent bikes?

Think the dragway should be federally funded but restricted to electric cars?

Want to drink recycled water?

Variation on several – “If I want your opinion I’ll give it to you on Riotact”.

There is no Defense – RiotACT

Let the voices inside out – RiotACT

It must be true – I read it on RiotACT

To paraphrase Overheard from another thread gone feral:

Opinions are like ar$eholes. Everyone on RiotACT’s got one.

A vote for “Stay ahead of the Times”

the riotACT – ’cause no-one cares

new york, london, paris, canberra – riotACT

After sleeping on this important issue, I thought of something curious and provoking that I’d buy on a shirt:

“I hate your suburb”

Then whack the riotact logo under that. It offends and bemuses everyone indiscriminately.

Woody Mann-Caruso said :

“Stay ahead of the Times”

Nice.

Staying ahead of the Times is not difficult. A confused snail could stay ahead of the Times and still have time over for a milkshake.

“Stay ahead of the Times”

Nice.

“Canberra?! On the internet?! – RiotACT”

Sorry to put a damper on all the excitement, but “Because everyone is entitled to read my opinion” is essentially the line from the failed (I think, unless they moved it to another time slot) Comedy Channel show “The Mansion”. If I were you I would be embarrassed to be associated with it.

for tomorrow:

I’ve had a Kent of a day.

Wouldn’t ever let the truth stand in the way of a good story – that would be poor journalism indeed.

RiotACT – Nice Threads dude

astrojax said :

i breathe and i vote, overheard?

That did immediately occur, but it’s a little close to the truth: http://the-riotact.com/?p=9247

“Stay ahead of the Times”

“Post-it note advertising free zone”

VYBerlinaV8_the_one_they_all_copy said :

I only believe in gay marriage when both chicks are hot.

justbands said :

I’m a RiotACT three post nutbag!

*

Gobbo said :

The RiotACT – Because everyone is entitled to read my opinion

Reprobate said :

RiotACT: what does it say about you?

Show of support for the above entries, although the *2nd one could simply read “Three post nutbag”, with no other text or identification.

Another possibility…

“Feel the power”

“RiotACT: all the smart kids are doing it” (substitute “cool”, “weird” etc)
“RiotACT: Productivity is overrated anyway”
“RiotACT: It IS work related (sorta)”
“RiotACT: Johnboy agrees with me”
“Johnboy must be obeyed – RiotACT”
“RiotACT (at least I’m not emo)”

Wide Boy Jake @#105 and #106 – nice ones!!! 😀

may I add, for your consideration:
“RiotACT – we care” followed in very small type with “(about everyone’s opinion but yours)”
“RiotACT – we’re right”
“RiotACTive wear (since 2008)”
“Written, Spoken and Authorised by RiotACT”
“RiotACT-ah-who-haa?” (paraphrased from Madagascar)
“I’m RiotACTive!!!”
“(I’m a) RiotACT responsible poster”
“What’s RiotACT” followed by URL in small type
“Google RiotACT”
“RiotACT: What’s to like?”
“Have you seen RiotACT today?”
“RiotACT: My other shirts are in the wash”
“The RiotACT respects my opinions”
“I Riot” or “iRiot”

RiotACT: libellous, ludicrous, loud

My favourite quote at the top that apepars from time to time is the one by the “monkey bike enthusiast”. That’s bloody funny.

The RiotACT: Our dungeon is full of ugly porny slave girls.

RiotACT – BYOHTML

“RiotACT: bring you own spillchecker”

Ones I’d wear:

1. Riot: the rabble have spoken. (Granny).

2. riotACT – COZ U HV TO COME TO QUAENBEYAN AND NOT GO ROUND TELLING EVRYONE LIES AND NOT KNOWING TEH Truth UNLESS CANBERRANS AND THIER FAT ASS POLITCIUNS ARE THEY’RE CARS ON DRAGWAY NXT 2 NAYBOURS WITH METH LABS NOWEAR AS TOUGH AS U THINK AND SO YOUV BEEN TO SKOOL HAHAHA LOL I’VE SEEN BEES VOTING FOR NUTTERS OF THE MONTH. exACTLY. (Astrojax)

3. If I want your opinion I’ll read RiotACT. (Wide Boy Jake)

4. Don’t p*ss me off!! I post on RiotACT. (Bungle)

and something about policemen and doughnuts, followed by sounds of violence maybe.

If I want your opinion I’ll read RiotACT.

variation – If I want your opinion I’ll read it on RiotACT.

or even:

– if i want your opinion, i’ll write it on riotACT –

… and of course one of my earlier ones should have read:

riotACT – wear their is less apostroph’es

this is a great thread – mebbe the whole thread could be reproduced, wrapped round the whole garment…?

“RiotACT: Just ask Margo Kingston”

I hate RiotACT
…but I’m hooked

RiotACT pay me to where they’re add

RiotACT – it’s more fun half drunk

RiotACT – the Summernats of the web

RiotACT? Frankly my dear I couldn’t give a post…

Ah I’m running out of steam

I multi posted on Riot.ACT just to lose the newbie tag

Front:
“RiotAct – I only believe in gay marriage when both chicks are hot”

Back:
“I’ll make an exception for Jessica Wright”

I “heart logo” Riot.ACT

the-riotact.com – like you’ve got anything better to do

the-riotact.com – pedantic, semantic, romantic

RiotACT: We Have No Slogan

The RiotACT: Jack doesn’t live here.

The RiotACT – it’s an anagram of ‘Taco Hitter’.

RiotACT – Where nutters write in CAPS!

I get my RANT on @ RiotACT or I RANT @ RiotACT

Don’t talk to me. My opinion is @ RiotACT

(btw i’ve really enjoyed this thread – top posts everyone 🙂 )

My favorite is “The RiotACT – Because everyone is entitled to read my opinion”.

“RiotACT – better than secks” made me laugh.

and I suggest:

Yesterday = Canberra Newspapers
Today = RiotACT
Tomorrow = Your Voice

Picture of a stick figure man forcefully squashing something into the ground. Quote underneath is: “I beg to differ”.

i breathe and i vote, overheard?

riotACT – one degree of separation

riotACT – opinionated since last century

Give me a tough sentence – I read Riot-Act.

Granny said :

I Riot.

I Riot and I Vote.

(I’ve been meaning to get some random sticker made up in a similar vein, like: ‘I W#nk and I Vote’ or ‘I Sing and I Vote’.

BerraBoy68, take a bow for that one: RiotACT – We Don’t Know What We Want and We Won’t Stop Till We Get It

Even if it’s not all your own work, thanks for sharing.

Pssst. Don’t tell anyone but I’ve just downloaded Mozilla for work so I can keep sneaking a peak (which means to creep up on a hill) after this thread tips over the 150 mark as I’m sure it will.

I’ve got a problem. Read it in the RiotAct.

RiotACT – Where RANDOM CAPS are not TOLERATED!

RiotACT – We Don’t Know What We Want and We Won’t Stop Till We Get It

or as the site itself says “RiotACT – It’s an Online Riot (with Right of Reply!)

I Riot.

Wide Boy Jake said :

If I want your opinion I’ll read RiotACT.

variation – If I want your opinion I’ll read it on RiotACT.

Don’t p*ss me off!! I post on RiotACT.

You can wear it out to dinner to get quality service. Apart from a few restaurants already mentioned – where it may get you kicked out.

RioptACT posters – they could be in the next cubicle…

If I want your opinion I’ll read RiotACT.

RiotACT is a very good website.

RiotACT: what does it say about you?

RiotACT – Making being overcharged $5 for a pizza look cool.

RiotACT – Would you like cheese with that whine?

RiotACT – We know we’re right.

RiotACT – Everyone makes mistakes. (A little obscure – but in reference to all those idiots out there who make ‘simple’ mistakes, like plowering into a tree at 100kph in a WRX!)

RiotACT – Funnier than a ferret on speed. (Thanks Tom Sorahan and Co.)

Canberra in four words:
P0rn
Pollies
Pyrotechnics
Posting on the RiotACT

jakez said :

RiotACT – The truth is not necessary.

Or RiotACT: The Truth Is Out There (and so are the posters)

actually, i like the suggestion of scrawling out the ascending hierarchy of titles from newbie to overlord – sorry, am too lazy to scroll up and see who that was. word from da rouser of rabbles.

You could have ‘Riot Act’ then underneath a persons status: picketer, rioter, rabble rouser etc.

regards

Damien Haas

RiotAct
Baiting Hippies Since 2000

sepi said :

RiotAct – sexist, sniggering boysclub – and proud.

Word sister!You’re pretty funny for a humourless harpie 😉

riotACT – your opinion; and the right one

riotACT – nutbags, whores and god’s police

for a good time, call 1800-riotACT

riotACT – where their are less apostroph’es

riotACT – COZ U HV TO COME TO QUAENBEYAN AND NOT GO ROUND TELLING EVRYONE LIES AND NOT KNOWING TEH Truth UNLESS CANBERRANS AND THIER FAT ASS POLITCIUNS ARE THEY’RE CARS ON DRAGWAY NXT 2 NAYBOURS WITH METH LABS NOWEAR AS TOUGH AS U THINK AND SO YOUV BEEN TO SKOOL HAHAHA LOL I’VE SEEN BEES VOTING FOR NUTTERS OF THE MONTH. exACTLY.

riotACT – ’cause it’s better than being overcharged $5 for pizza

riotACT – when google sux

riotACT – i didn’t know that…

riotACT – where public art meets

riotACT – when thoughts collide

riotACT – i told you so!

do i have too much spare time? save me, riotACT…

Make them out of really nice looking polo shirts and i’ll wear one to work everyday!

Canberra Times: 63,000 readers Cost $2.00 a day
RiotACT: 52,000 readers Cost: priceless!

If you don’t like RiotACT, then F**K YOU!

RiotACT – prepare to be offended

RiotACT – Apostrophe’s R Us

RiotACT – tell ’em Johnboy sent you

Don’t let the facts get in the way of a good rant.

p1 said :

The RiotACT – Because everyone is entitled to read my opinion
Another vote for this one.

Me too.

RiotACT – we live here.

RiotACT – mi hissy-fit es su hissy-fit

RiotACT – Read me, BITCH!

RiotACT – where the elite meet to b1tch

RiotACT – Specialists in the Seamier Side of Life

With credit to Christian Kerr

jakez said :

RiotACT – The truth is not necessary.

*chuckle*

That’s my favourite, jakez!

RiotACT – The truth is not necessary.

It’s a good one. But we have room for many more so don’t stop!

The RiotACT – Because everyone is entitled to read my opinion
Another vote for this one.

RiotACT: Porn for public servants.

Er … as a slogan.

Go ahead. Make my day.

tylersmayhem said :

The RiotACT – Because everyone is entitled to read my opinion

Another winner in MY opinion Lol

We have a winner!

Riot: the rabble have spoken.

(Another grammatical error one)

RiotACT – better than secks

RiotACT: Its only better than sex if you’re doing it wrong.

The RiotACT: 50,000 nutters can’t be wrong!

RiotACT – beats the hell out of working

RiotACT making Canberra better – one opinionated bastard at a time.

Enjoying this too much – should have a been a Friday thread JB.

RiotACT – If we’re not pissing you off, we’re not doing it right.

The RiotACT – Let your fingers do the talking

The RiotACT – Because everyone is entitled to read my opinion

Another winner in MY opinion Lol

RiotACT – because newspapers are for old farts

RiotACT – when I’m despot, they’re first against the wall

RiotACT – because bungy jumping is for pussies

RiotACT: See you the’re

or

I saw a duck once
RiotACT

The RiotACT – Because everyone is entitled to read my opinion

i don’t envy JB’s job of picking the winner!! i am so buying a shirt.

[Ed. (Jazz) actually this one will be up to me, but JB and I will consult a bit on the winners]

RiotAct: Trust Granny, you know she makes sense.

The RiotACT – Bring out your dead.

The RiotACT – Fighting ignorance since 2000

The RiotACT – Same shit, different day

(alternatively)

The RiotACT – Different shit, same day.

roflmao @ #20 and #40

Damn you toriness, you beat me to it

Na p1, it should read

“The Riotact. 10 out of 9 Canberrans say its there favourite site.”

Riotact. Catering to the lowest common denominator since 2000.

or even a variation, p1, to “The Riotact. 10 out of 9 Canberrans say its there favourite site.”

Damn Danman, you posted a grammer joke while i was typing one 🙂

I was defamed on Riotact and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special Olympics

The Riotact. 9 out of 10 Canberrans say its there favourite site. (errors intentional…)

RiotACT’s, were grammer is opshunel

As long as there’s RiotACT, there’s nowhere to hide

I think we have a winner!

RiotACT – We have a banner. No lives, just a banner.

Granny is a GILF. Get into her threads on RiotACT.

The least boring corner of Canberra – The RiotACT

The RiotACT – an amusement park for thinking Canberrans

Have you been read the RiotACT?

The RiotACT – if you dare!

Not for the sensitive – Canberra’s RiotACT.

RiotACT – the soapbox for stroppy Canberrans

RiotACT ftw ffs

RiotACT. You’ll Carney yourself…

Premium members get a pin from johnboy. I’m getting wet just thinking about it.

RiotACT
RiotACT
Sorry For The Double Post…

As long as there’s RiotACT, there’s nowhere to hide

RiotACT
Crack for Canberrans.

Johnboy is my Homeboy
The RiotACT: Helping people who’ve seen police somewhere.
Rate My RiotACT

Front:
Embrace Web 2.0

Back:
Or get your own damn site!

Don’t feed the trolls

RiotACT – the only place to find a decent cup of coffee in Canberra (apparently)

RiotACT: THE TRUTH WILL BE TOLD

Newbies beware

…or probably won’t fly, but “Riot ACT: don’t f**k with us”.

Riaot ACT – power to the people.

the-riotact.com: Don’t ask. You’ll find out…

Liberty, Fraternity, Riotact-y

RiotACT – 9 out of 10 Trolls agree.

“offensive and innapropriate” – Anon

(With a picture of the famous sleeping bag)

RiotACT
The’re Canberras Best

RiotACT
I’m a member

It’s always a riot!

I’m a RiotACT three post nutbag!

My Soapboax is @ The RiotACT!

Tell someone who gives a shit.

RiotACT went there.

Is it wrong when RiotACT touches me?

RA – Canberras own google.

I RA myself daily ?

You could have the RiotACT logo on a soapbox.

johnboy give me a Woody Mann-Caruso

1) Angry and Canberran? Vent here: http://www.the-riotact.com.
2) I vote AND I blog. Riotact.
3) list all the levels eg: Newbie (strike thru text), Troublemaker (strike thru) etc and end up with the highest and Riotact.
4) Grumpy old men love Riotact
5) Grumpy old women love Riotact
6) Free speech Riotact
7) Down with the Overlord! Riotact
8) Your place? My place? Riotact!
9) Sex, crime and politics – Riotact

I only believe in gay marriage when both chicks are hot.

The power of RiotACT compells you

(With a religious effigy in the background)

johnboy is a tosser

For a good time email root@the-riotact.com

Critical Drinker

Or if he manages to muster a quota vote on his own this year:
RiotACT… “…an authoritative source.” – Richard Mulcahy, August 2008
(Although I notice you went with “I can tell you that I am not surprised that RiotACT is saying what a terrible idea it is.” as a site tagline 🙁 )

The RiotACT:
Keeping the APS occupied since 2000.

Oh I don’t know Sepi, we’re home to a fair number of humourless harpies too.

But if you want to keep whingeing do so in the other thread or I will mod you.

Caught in the RiotACT

*heh heh heh*

“Do you really know where you live?”

RiotAct – sexist, sniggering boysclub – and proud.

Been MOD’ed by Riot Act

“I went to spend some quality time with Tess Ryan and all I got was a home-cooked meal and this lousy t-shirt.”

“I’m member of the Jessica Wright appreciation society”

🙂

Any number of the site taglines would work well as a slogan.

Particularly: Beer Makes Us Good.

My job? I read the Riot Act.

The RiotACT: Get a lesson in democracy on the internet you’ll never forget. Crazy Chester, [insert year here].

RiotAct – That’s what she said.