The Dickson Maggot Frenzy

FAKE.

How could the maggots survive the freezing? If they were laid after thawing, how could they survive the cooking? If they were laid after the cooking, how did they get under the batter? And if they did get under the batter, how did they hatch so quickly?

FAKE.

I got a bent pin in a slice of pizza on Saturday night. Very impressed.

This is why I only very reluctantly ever eat anything that wasn’t prepared by me in my own kitchen/campfire.

Cyph said :

Could well be a hoax, but to be honest, am not at all surprised given the general shoddy state of Dickson KFC. I once ordered a twister via their drive thru and I got this stale, repugnant hot mess… never again, I say. Ugh.

… and don’t forget the court case involving the girl who had a KFC twister and suffered such severe food poisoning she was left with permanent brain damage and now has to be cared for 24/7.

Could well be a hoax, but to be honest, am not at all surprised given the general shoddy state of Dickson KFC. I once ordered a twister via their drive thru and I got this stale, repugnant hot mess… never again, I say. Ugh.

A choice between maggots or a chicken which never walked a day in its life … I’d take the maggots.

For incredibly high quality and nutritious food delivered rapidly and with a smile in surrounds that would rival a surgical theatre for cleanliness, choose Dickson Maccas every time.

And I don’t say this because one of my sons works there and needs the money. Nope. Not at all.

Roundhead89 said :

My late sister one called KFC “Kentucky Fried Rat”. Sounds like you get more than just fattening, greasy fast food at KFC nowadays. The protein in the maggots is probably the only healthy thing in KFC.

I much preferred Kentucky f***ed duck! and no, never eat the sh1t

Paddy Zhao, the person who made the post on facebook, has exactly one facebook friend. I suspect it is a troll.

I thought maggots hummed, not buzzed?

Can you get them as Zinger Maggots?

My late sister one called KFC “Kentucky Fried Rat”. Sounds like you get more than just fattening, greasy fast food at KFC nowadays. The protein in the maggots is probably the only healthy thing in KFC.

While entirely gross, probably much more nutritious than the normal menu. Have not eaten that crap for a long long time.

We certainly are ‘spoilt’ for choice in the Dickson area.

Best headline…who needs to be clever or witty when there are maggots involved!

Please don’t post any photos.