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White Van with Flashing Orange Lights

By lemaChet 26 June 2008 53

So on my way to work this morning, I saw a white van with flashing orange lights around it on william hovell drive.
It looked ab it like a speed camera van, but I couldn’t see the flashy things they have, and the sign on top wasn’t there.

does anyone know what was happening ?

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Lenient 2:54 pm 28 Jun 08


Special G 8:19 am 28 Jun 08

I was given some good advice on my wedding day to beware of the duck.

Bundybear 11:51 pm 27 Jun 08

Leunig strikes on riotact……

peter@home 11:30 pm 27 Jun 08

so, does that mean with all the duck sitings, that it is duck season, or are they aliens in disguise?

Mælinar 11:21 pm 27 Jun 08

(the little yellow duck looking thing at the bottom of the screen that looks like a cartoon duck generally gives a quack as Mr Lee walks off the pitch)

Brett Lee is a human. It is presently illegal to eat humans.

Mælinar advises on a professional basis that you should not eat humans. Soylent Green is much better for you, as it has been treated, and impurities removed.

Nosey 10:34 pm 27 Jun 08

It doesn’t need to quack to be a duck.

I never heard Brett Lee quack after a duck…….

None off one is a duck isn’t it????

No more vino for me

Mælinar 10:25 pm 27 Jun 08

Yes, but what’s that got to do with soy ?

A duck without soy is, quite realistically, just not peking duck, but a soy duck reallistically is quite impossible.

If it didn’t quack, it wasn’t a duck.

Nosey 10:04 pm 27 Jun 08

Mr Evil,

I saw a sore duck once.

It had just been hit by a “POLICE” speed detection van.

Mælinar 6:18 pm 27 Jun 08

White is the new black. In duck terms, that means its the alien one.

Grumpy Smurf 6:07 pm 27 Jun 08

Now you’re all just being silly – back to the point – the van, possibly the RSPCA hit van…

So this hit van was out for the duck (to hit it obviously), so the duck was wearing a hat walking in Barton trying to avoid the van. Unfortunately it got hit and now uses a walking stick, but it’s not so injured so as to be eaten, hence we eat the vegetarian version of the duckless ‘soy duck’.

Not so hard really. But it’s the alien abduction that’s got me – I thought they drove black vans?

peterh 5:35 pm 27 Jun 08


what about when the duck appeared?

cranky 5:22 pm 27 Jun 08

Now you’r being silly!

AG Canberra 4:38 pm 27 Jun 08

so the duck was in the van?

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