The ABC has a curious story of one David Cantello, 31 and of Dunlop, who after a stint as a protective services officer allegedly bought the makings of a badge from the AFP Association and used them to chastise drunks in urinating in Civic alleys and to get into night clubs.
On the one hand it all seems rather easy, but on the other he did get caught.
UPDATED: Thanks the mattress for making the link, this is the same David John Cantello who was busted [CT] treating patients at Calvary Hospital (as well as being charged with “assault occasioning actual bodily harm, and possessing unauthorised ammunition”).